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bobbygedd
04-07-2005, 05:52 PM
i was told a long time ago, "never poop where you eat." the other day while doing a clean up, i look up, and there in the window watching me, was a goddess. a perfect female...... shapely, long brown hair, beautiful brown eyes, and no mustache. she smiled, i waved. i think it was love at first sight. anyhow, got to talking to her dad, and it seems she's getting divorced, and moved back home. young, beautiful, and mad at her ex= a very interesting summer. would you?

Mo Green
04-07-2005, 05:57 PM
I'm sure she wasn't attracted to you. She was probably trying to figure out if the mullet was making a comeback, or if you were just stuck in the 80s.

rodfather
04-07-2005, 06:01 PM
You might be the recepient of your own shovel bg if you go any further than a polite "hello" now and then or wave.

nelbuts
04-07-2005, 06:12 PM
Now that is interesting Bobby. I think she was smiling about all the strips of grass you missed while cutting. Either that or the fact there was wood in the way of common sense. If it were me and I was not married I say trim those bushes and collect your pay! :cool2:

bobbygedd
04-07-2005, 06:14 PM
I'm sure she wasn't attracted to you. She was probably trying to figure out if the mullet was making a comeback, or if you were just stuck in the 80s.
ha ha ha. WRONG! she was lookin at me like she hadn't eaten in a week, and i was a ham sandwich

rodfather
04-07-2005, 06:18 PM
bg failed to mention initially that his wife's maiden name is Bobbet too btw...lol

LWNMWR1
04-07-2005, 06:50 PM
you never cease to amaze bobby...

marko
04-07-2005, 06:50 PM
No fishing from the "company pier". Nothing but problems!

DLCS
04-07-2005, 06:53 PM
No fishing from the "company pier". Nothing but problems!


ROFLMAO, thats a good one.

wriken
04-07-2005, 06:57 PM
sometimes people get venerable at that time in their life. :)

Todd's lawncare
04-07-2005, 07:13 PM
You might find yourself cutting that lawn for free buddy !!! but if it is as you said it might be worth it

Todd's lawncare
04-07-2005, 07:20 PM
Say don't bite the hand that feeds ya

bobbygedd
04-07-2005, 07:23 PM
but what a body, and lips...the last time i saw a set of lips like that, there was a hook hanging out of them

T Edwards
04-07-2005, 07:29 PM
The hottie was up there thinking "Is that Bobby Gedd or Joe Dirt?"

packerbacker
04-07-2005, 07:31 PM
The hottie was up there thinking "Is that Bobby Gedd or Joe Dirt?"






Def Lepard SUCKS!

Drew Gemma
04-07-2005, 07:36 PM
What would you charge that under service of ? Would you apply a surcharge or just a credit for the pleasure of doing business.

grassmanvt
04-07-2005, 08:24 PM
How good does the job pay?Ah, on second thought, who cares, get-r-done!!! :cool2:

Envy Lawn Service
04-07-2005, 08:28 PM
Bad idea professionally on a regular basis account.
Bad idea domestically to get involved with the freshly separated.
Bad idea morally and domestically if you are married yourself.


But I know plenty of people think "hell you only live once, right?"

grassmanvt
04-07-2005, 08:46 PM
hey bobby, a little off topic but is it daisy duke weather yet down there?

bobbygedd
04-07-2005, 09:00 PM
yea, just startin, i seen some skin the last few days. god bless america

mrusk
04-07-2005, 09:31 PM
Why not go for it. It's just a lawn account.

Matt

pines
04-07-2005, 10:22 PM
but what a body, and lips...the last time i saw a set of lips like that, there was a hook hanging out of them

Hey, if that is your idea of a good set of lips.......then go for it.

Turf Dancer
04-07-2005, 10:31 PM
Don't even think about it! Bad news, besides she was probably thinking that you remind her of her stinking stupid ex! I had a couple of my customers trying to set me up with their granddaughters, one showed me a picture of her her grand daughter and I could have swore that it was Walter Matthau with long hair! Ugly girl, later I found out that she was the sole heir to her parents and grandmothers estates. That could have been a big financial mistake on my part. OOPS! Another lady was trying to get me to take her grand daughter out while she was visiting, she told me that she knew that her grand daughter would be bored there for a week with nothing to do but talk to her everyday, I should have considered it because the lady was insulted that I would not due it and now she won't have me do any more work for her, she said she figured I was too good for her. I guess you can't win sometimes no matter what you do!

nitrotim
04-07-2005, 10:35 PM
ha ha ha. WRONG! she was lookin at me like she hadn't eaten in a week, and i was a ham sandwich

LOL what part of the pig would that be.

packerbacker
04-07-2005, 10:36 PM
LOL what part of the pig would that be.





LMAO, and Im sure the kind of women that look at Gedd probably dont resemble anything that hasnt eaten in a week.

Appalachian landscape
04-07-2005, 10:38 PM
Stab it and go, bob.

K.Carothers
04-07-2005, 10:40 PM
Don't dip the pen in the companies ink!

I thought you were married? How about honoring your commitment?

Charles
04-07-2005, 10:42 PM
Lets keep it clean

UpstateNYer
04-07-2005, 10:56 PM
And thats why you get all the women....
You really think i was serious, plus my post was deleted.

aries
04-07-2005, 11:26 PM
Take her for a test run! see how she holds up.

lawncare4u
04-07-2005, 11:41 PM
;) Mow+gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ;)

Creative Lawn Care
04-08-2005, 12:00 AM
Arent you married with kids?? Try thinking about that.......drop the account if you cant handle it. Doesnt sound like it will be a profitalble account for you now anyway. You will waste too much time there looking for her

Patrick.B
04-08-2005, 12:05 AM
Heck ...she was waving at her friend at her neighbor behind you bob lol :blob4: