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franniedog
04-11-2005, 06:42 PM
Pulled this out of a window well cleaning leaves today. Was totally freaked out. Here's the kicker, the guy called my wife looking for his teeth, and wanted to pay me to bring them back to him that night.

Up North
04-11-2005, 06:59 PM
Dang, did you clean them all up for the guy too?? Don't look like they've been laying around for long.

I remember my uncle spitting sunflower seeds out his truck window one day and we had to turn around and go pick up his choppers he'd spit out along with some seeds. :D

Buck

Lawn Dog2001
04-11-2005, 07:25 PM
Pulled this out of a window well cleaning leaves today. Was totally freaked out. Here's the kicker, the guy called my wife looking for his teeth, and wanted to pay me to bring them back to him that night.


Thats one strange lookin set of teeth there. When you found them you should have alerted the customer to your find right away. Odds are when you find something like this they belong to the homeowner. Would have saved you a trip back. just be glad when you found the teeth you didnt find a head attached to them. Not that would have been enough to ruin your day.

Garth
04-11-2005, 07:29 PM
Looks like a close-up of Mortimer Snerd or the skull of Gomer Pyle! I'd a screamed like a little girl if I had those smiling back at me.

prizeprop
04-11-2005, 08:03 PM
When I was 18 my buddy lost his two front teeth in a water skiing accident when the ski nose dived into the water and shot back up and knocked his teeth out.Anyway, he got a temporary set of dentures for the front and he could'nt find them one day when he was going to put them back in. A day later he saw them in the dogs crap when his dog took a dump.That was funny. We picked through the dump to retrieve them but they were all chewed up. True story.

CamLand
04-11-2005, 08:16 PM
Im crying laughing so hard reading all the responses...

sheshovel
04-11-2005, 08:22 PM
Well isen't it always the gardner or lawn guy who finds the murdered bodys in the bushes??,I woulda had to go home and change my pants if I had reached in and come up with those in my hand.!!!LOL

Eric 1
04-11-2005, 10:01 PM
SICK! and you kept them. I would have got some gloves and thrown them away.

And I am not even gona ask how they got in the window.

Garth
04-12-2005, 11:42 AM
When I was 18 my buddy lost his two front teeth in a water skiing accident when the ski nose dived into the water and shot back up and knocked his teeth out.Anyway, he got a temporary set of dentures for the front and he could'nt find them one day when he was going to put them back in. A day later he saw them in the dogs crap when his dog took a dump.That was funny. We picked through the dump to retrieve them but they were all chewed up. True story.


Never quite tasted the same, did they? :D

genesis landscapes
04-12-2005, 11:58 AM
Nasty Nasty Nasty That Is All I Got To Say!!!!!

Lawn Boy
04-12-2005, 01:27 PM
THAT IS FUNNY and really nasty!!

lawnandplow42
04-12-2005, 05:57 PM
maybe some guy went through a woodchipper, and thats all thats left.

jimslawns
04-12-2005, 06:44 PM
UHHHH thats nasty....
My first day this year I found a 10 dollar bill though :rolleyes:

genesis landscapes
04-12-2005, 06:45 PM
so thats what happens to lowballers :cool2:

lawncare3
04-12-2005, 09:55 PM
So did cleatus/Billy Bob get his teeth back... :D

lawnandplow42
04-12-2005, 10:21 PM
thats what copenhagen/skoal will do for ya! lol