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CMerLand
02-17-2001, 08:16 PM
Okay after reading the weather channel line I had this mental image overwhelm my little bitty brain.

John Allin on stage, long porkchop sideburns with the big elvis glasses on.

Wearing that white jumpsuit outfit you always see Elvis pictured in Hawaii with two big gold rings across his knuckles saying PLOW KING when he puts his hands together.

Rhinestoned across the back is a replica of the bronco he started out with, complete with Meyers Plow.

Belting out Pennys from Heavennnnnn, inserting snow where it says rain.


Thank you, Thank you very much

CMerLand

plowking35
02-17-2001, 08:35 PM
WAIT WAIT
Plowking is copywrited material, and he will have to pay huge licencing fees to use it.
Howard Stern says he is king of all media, so John can use king of all plowers
Dino

SlimJim Z71
02-17-2001, 09:43 PM
I see a lawsuit in the making.... LOL

-Tim

iowastorm
02-17-2001, 11:20 PM
Uh, I think we're gong to have to provide some security for John in Denver this year just in case anybody wants to accost his leg or something.

[Edited by plowking35 on 02-17-2001 at 11:03 PM]

John Allin
02-18-2001, 12:11 AM
Always wanted to be a babe magnet.....

iowastorm
02-18-2001, 01:03 AM
Dino: Good move on the edit there. Poor judgement on my part.

diggerman
02-18-2001, 01:43 AM
"babe" hmmm wasn't that a movie

Alan
02-18-2001, 06:48 AM
Seems like that was a Valk, not a Myers. Gotta do this right!

Mike Nelson
02-18-2001, 09:56 AM
John just send us your measurements and I'll have my cousin Tony the tailor make ya the suit.
Does this mean he will start making plow movies?Then later tour the country doing concerts :D
Man,this could be real BIG.Plowing is going to be peanuts for him.
Erie,PA is going to be like Memphis.

"Three Thousand Miles To Erie" starring John Allin

John Allin
02-18-2001, 10:54 AM
Good one Digger....

I left myself open for that one.

plowking35
02-18-2001, 11:21 AM
Mike is that a suit with concrete lining??I think John already does the tour thing as a invited speaker. Seems he could make a decent living at that alone.Add snow to that, and he is just a snow juggernaut.
Dino

Mike Nelson
02-18-2001, 11:26 AM
No Dino,
I wouldn't do that to friend of mine!:D

But the bucket I mix the Magic in,is the same one I mix the cement in though :eek:

iowastorm
02-18-2001, 11:37 AM
My only question is when JA enters the conference hall in Denver, will it be a formal procession and will there be time allowed for the peasants such as myself to partake in the kissing of the ring? (followed by christening with beer out of a gatorade bucket) If these activities are to be included, I would like to volunteer for either the throwing of rose petals beneath the feet or the carrying of the royal chair.

Mike Nelson
02-18-2001, 11:44 AM
Storm,
You always get me thinking!
Now I will call my cousin Joey the Jeweler and have him make John's ring.
John let me know what size finger you have
Thanks
P.S. Should I have him make me a crown also?

CMerLand
02-18-2001, 12:14 PM
Am I the only one missing the best part of John being the new King???

Picture this:

SIMA convention==Las Vegas Hilton????

Theme: Taking Care of Business!!!

Sure there wont be any place to tour regarding snow removal buttttttt Im sureeeeeee we can find other entertaining things to do there???

What do you all think???

CMerLand

Mike Nelson
02-18-2001, 12:24 PM
You have my vote:D

SCL
02-18-2001, 01:12 PM
Attention! Attention! John Allin has plowed your parking lot. Ain't none of us going to get any of that snow now:).

John Allin
02-18-2001, 02:13 PM
Keep it up and there will no snow anymore this season anywhere except here.

Mike Nelson
02-18-2001, 02:25 PM
Oh stop it John.

Does Peggy call you the KING?:D Bet she does

Look out Vegas here we come plows and all!!

JCurtis
02-18-2001, 04:05 PM
LADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNN

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

Rooster
02-18-2001, 06:16 PM
JAA aka: The King

John, could I have your autograph before you get too busy with all the speaking engagements, the t.v. show etc.

:)

iowastorm
02-18-2001, 06:30 PM
Got plenty of snow here in potato and sow country.

Potato country for the guys out East that think Iowa is the potato state. Sow country for Mike.

Rooster
02-18-2001, 11:12 PM
John aka: Snow-King

First thanks for the forcast for Wed. - Fri. this coming week for snow.

To all going to Denver, Co. Be careful the Snow King may have it snow while you are there, then everyone will leave, after boarding the plane, temp. may rise to 60 degrees to melt the snow before the plow get to work.

BTW: Thanks again JOHN

:)

diggerman
02-19-2001, 01:00 PM
I've heard that John maybe more inclined to be a burger king than a plow king,none the less it has been said "its good to be the king".

I was wondering if John will be arriving in a hummer limo with a 10ft boss on it(of course that is only if the blade does not exceed the front axle rating of the truck,and being a limo the blade might also void the manufactures warrenty)or atleast a new Escalade with blade and driver.

Also maybe a Kings septre with a large snow flake on the top.I guess that would make him the King of the flakes and him the head flake.

fireball
02-20-2001, 07:36 AM
will John's house be called flakeland?

somehow the image of him singing viva erie, doesn't do anything for me.

John Allin
02-20-2001, 01:50 PM
Me neither.....

Mike Hughes
02-27-2001, 12:10 AM
You guys seriouly need some snow. :)