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05-28-2005, 01:38 AM
Here let me see ...
Lawncare Employee Rules:
1) Get dirty and sunburnt, sweat like a horse and be my slave.
2) Hours are from sunup to sundown and pay is almost nothing.
3) No insurance, no medical, no dental - If you get hurt, there's
motrin and bandaids in the truck. If you even THINK of going
to the hospital tell me now so I can cut your pay in half for 6 months.
If you actually DO go to the hospital, forget you had a job.
4) Read and Believe ALL Warning and Caution stickers.
5) Apparently, the work is never done. Work as hard as you can for as long as you can stand it, then do it some more. Do this every day.
6) A break is what you get when we drive between yards.
7) Lunch is fast-food, 10-15 minutes max, includes ordering time.
8) When you can weed-eat one-handed, you can wash the trailer.
9) When you can push the WB like it's a 21", you can wash my truck also.
10) When you can push the trailer like it's a wheelbarrow, you are my boss.
Other notes: Toro mfg. specs state a 52" sfs WB weighs 500 lbs. Mine is only 48" and is fixdeck, so it's much lighter :-)
Lawncare Employee Rules:
1) Get dirty and sunburnt, sweat like a horse and be my slave.
2) Hours are from sunup to sundown and pay is almost nothing.
3) No insurance, no medical, no dental - If you get hurt, there's
motrin and bandaids in the truck. If you even THINK of going
to the hospital tell me now so I can cut your pay in half for 6 months.
If you actually DO go to the hospital, forget you had a job.
4) Read and Believe ALL Warning and Caution stickers.
5) Apparently, the work is never done. Work as hard as you can for as long as you can stand it, then do it some more. Do this every day.
6) A break is what you get when we drive between yards.
7) Lunch is fast-food, 10-15 minutes max, includes ordering time.
8) When you can weed-eat one-handed, you can wash the trailer.
9) When you can push the WB like it's a 21", you can wash my truck also.
10) When you can push the trailer like it's a wheelbarrow, you are my boss.
Other notes: Toro mfg. specs state a 52" sfs WB weighs 500 lbs. Mine is only 48" and is fixdeck, so it's much lighter :-)