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ron
03-01-2001, 12:01 AM
JUST WANTED TO VOICE MY WORD ON ADVISE GO AHEAD SPILL YOUR GUTS.............

awm
03-01-2001, 12:10 AM
Dont smoke.Try to be a little plus in the lives of those who cross your path each day.Its written another way in the book but thats pretty much what it means to me.

HOMER
03-01-2001, 12:11 AM
Well, are ya lurnin anything?

plow kid
03-01-2001, 12:34 AM
I am a smart a$$.

plow kid
03-01-2001, 12:37 AM
All caps are considered YELLING.

Island Lawn
03-01-2001, 12:41 AM
My free advice:
Be more specific about what you want answered.
Use the search...blah...blah...

Dont put sugar in your gas tank!

Groundcover Solutions
03-01-2001, 01:00 AM
don't mow when there's snow, and don't plow when you see grass

turfcat75
03-01-2001, 01:03 AM
Don't dive in shallow water

lakegastonla
03-01-2001, 07:28 AM
Don't put diesel in your GAS tank. Big mistake. Had an employee do this at a station that had pumps sise by side.

jeffyr
03-01-2001, 07:43 AM
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

I'd rather have a bottle in front o me than a frontal labotamy.

and last but not least, wherever you go, there you are.

ron
03-01-2001, 03:36 PM
OK sorry about the capital words my key board at work was sticking,,,,,,hey good advise now lets move towards lawn care tips......etc

Mike Paulsen
03-01-2001, 03:49 PM
When laying sod make sure the green side is up.

Green Finger
03-01-2001, 03:52 PM
Your walk behind is not faster than ground bees.
ZTR yes,
walk behind No!

Don't cut in the dark.
If your customer comes out the house with a shot gun, don't get on your walkhind Run!

Most important advice do not cyfer gas from your weed eaters to your mowers. It just do not mix. LOL

HOMER
03-01-2001, 03:53 PM
Edge
Trim
Blow
Mow
Blow
Go

Leave it in the yard or in the truck, not in the road.
Get a better CPA than I have
Take one day at a time
Sharpen blades daily
Measure twice, cut once
Check oil daily
Check air pressure daily, even twice if ya got a leak.
Drink water.................lots of it, your gonna leak.
Be kind to strangers, might be a future customer.
Live today, tomorrow may surprise everybody.
Don't make enemies with your competition, you might need them one day.
Make enenies with your competition, who needs em anyway.
Need to sell something, spend $18.00 and put it on the used forum..............thats cheap advertising.
It.s always better to tell the truth, even if you look stupid as shick doing it.
Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
Never bring a gun to a bomb fight.
Pay your tithes, God has bills too.
Honor your mother and father, it ain't their fault you turned out this way.

I'll think of some later.

Green Finger
03-01-2001, 03:59 PM
Homer, I am unable to stop laughing. LOL

Dude are you like a comedian or something?

Charles
03-01-2001, 04:08 PM
Dont spank your Monkey 24 hrs a day 365 day a year or you will go Blind. Hey you guys write in CAPS so I can see the words!!! Ooopps i told on myself

ronslawncare
03-01-2001, 04:41 PM
never complain about having no shoes to wear remeber theres people that dont have any feet to wear.

never hit the injection seat in a helicopter

cross on the green not in between

Esby
03-01-2001, 05:04 PM
Dont jay walk, semi's will hurt you more than you will hurt them.

plow kid
03-01-2001, 09:18 PM
dont rev up the engine on your mower to full throttle before engagin the deck belt,

Sammy
03-02-2001, 04:24 PM
Dont take any wooden nickles from customers.
Be nice to the little girls, they grow up sooner then you think.

ProSeasons
03-02-2001, 04:46 PM
You had to ask, dude.

mowerconsultant
03-02-2001, 06:45 PM
dont eat yellow snow.....
(to those of us in the snow areas)
lol........
this is one of the funniest threads in a while....
lmao....

awm
03-02-2001, 06:56 PM
oh I THOUGHT SOMBODY JUST SPILLED THERE SUNDROP.
HOLD THET SNOWCREAM A MIN HONEY