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JUST WANTED TO VOICE MY WORD ON ADVISE GO AHEAD SPILL YOUR GUTS.............
Dont smoke.Try to be a little plus in the lives of those who cross your path each day.Its written another way in the book but thats pretty much what it means to me.
03-01-2001, 12:11 AM
Well, are ya lurnin anything?
03-01-2001, 12:34 AM
I am a smart a$$.
03-01-2001, 12:37 AM
All caps are considered YELLING.
03-01-2001, 12:41 AM
My free advice:
Be more specific about what you want answered.
Use the search...blah...blah...
Dont put sugar in your gas tank!
03-01-2001, 01:00 AM
don't mow when there's snow, and don't plow when you see grass
03-01-2001, 01:03 AM
Don't dive in shallow water
03-01-2001, 07:28 AM
Don't put diesel in your GAS tank. Big mistake. Had an employee do this at a station that had pumps sise by side.
03-01-2001, 07:43 AM
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
I'd rather have a bottle in front o me than a frontal labotamy.
and last but not least, wherever you go, there you are.
OK sorry about the capital words my key board at work was sticking,,,,,,hey good advise now lets move towards lawn care tips......etc
03-01-2001, 03:49 PM
When laying sod make sure the green side is up.
03-01-2001, 03:52 PM
Your walk behind is not faster than ground bees.
walk behind No!
Don't cut in the dark.
If your customer comes out the house with a shot gun, don't get on your walkhind Run!
Most important advice do not cyfer gas from your weed eaters to your mowers. It just do not mix. LOL
03-01-2001, 03:53 PM
Leave it in the yard or in the truck, not in the road.
Get a better CPA than I have
Take one day at a time
Sharpen blades daily
Measure twice, cut once
Check oil daily
Check air pressure daily, even twice if ya got a leak.
Drink water.................lots of it, your gonna leak.
Be kind to strangers, might be a future customer.
Live today, tomorrow may surprise everybody.
Don't make enemies with your competition, you might need them one day.
Make enenies with your competition, who needs em anyway.
Need to sell something, spend $18.00 and put it on the used forum..............thats cheap advertising.
It.s always better to tell the truth, even if you look stupid as shick doing it.
Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
Never bring a gun to a bomb fight.
Pay your tithes, God has bills too.
Honor your mother and father, it ain't their fault you turned out this way.
I'll think of some later.
03-01-2001, 03:59 PM
Homer, I am unable to stop laughing. LOL
Dude are you like a comedian or something?
03-01-2001, 04:08 PM
Dont spank your Monkey 24 hrs a day 365 day a year or you will go Blind. Hey you guys write in CAPS so I can see the words!!! Ooopps i told on myself
03-01-2001, 04:41 PM
never complain about having no shoes to wear remeber theres people that dont have any feet to wear.
never hit the injection seat in a helicopter
cross on the green not in between
Dont jay walk, semi's will hurt you more than you will hurt them.
03-01-2001, 09:18 PM
dont rev up the engine on your mower to full throttle before engagin the deck belt,
03-02-2001, 04:24 PM
Dont take any wooden nickles from customers.
Be nice to the little girls, they grow up sooner then you think.
03-02-2001, 04:46 PM
You had to ask, dude.
03-02-2001, 06:45 PM
dont eat yellow snow.....
(to those of us in the snow areas)
this is one of the funniest threads in a while....
oh I THOUGHT SOMBODY JUST SPILLED THERE SUNDROP.
HOLD THET SNOWCREAM A MIN HONEY
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