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Olylawnboy
06-21-2005, 10:38 PM
They call clumps slow release nitrogen.

Just heard this today and thought it was funny. I have this small complex. Part of a larger one that got broken up over the years. The guys that do the piece next to me only cut every three weeks. Makes one pass and that's it, a clumpy mess. Today we both mowed at the same time (first time I've seen him in three years) and I went and asked him why he does that, and he gives me grin and says "it'll break down, that's slow release nitrogen".

Any others?

coastallandscapesolutions
06-21-2005, 10:40 PM
They stop where you are working and ask to borrow and hammer and a couple of nails so they can fix their trailer.

Olylawnboy
06-21-2005, 11:00 PM
When they dump their 21" bags between a fence and shrubs where it can't be seen (and of coarse they should be hauling it off) and calling it "on-site mulching".

HOOLIE
06-21-2005, 11:09 PM
Last summer while I was mowing another LCO stopped and asked to borrow some trimmer line...about a half hour later they stopped by again and asked if I had an extra stick edger blade. Sure, of course, can I get anything else for you? Gasoline, cup of coffee maybe?

Don't know who they were, maybe just having one of those days that we all have.

sheshovel
06-22-2005, 12:09 AM
You know they are a scrub Landscaper when they do mainly maintenance on lawns and call themselves Landscapers.

Turfsnow
06-22-2005, 06:26 AM
Sheshovel,
Are people or businesses that do mostly "maintenance" lower then "landscapers". What should one call themselves if the fall into this "more maintenance then landscaping" category. Oh, I know a scrub, right? Sorry if this came off pissy, I am not a morning person(haven't had my caffeine)

Tn Lawn Man
06-22-2005, 08:16 AM
If you are a landscaper then you are a landscaper......but you if you only mow then you are lawn maintenance.

One is not better than the other, but title yourself correctly.

Customers come to me all the time saying XXXX lawn and landscape doesn't do plant installation. Then why the heck did you call yourself a landscape company.

Sorry if this came off pissy, but I don't even drink coffee (caffeine).

topsites
06-22-2005, 09:07 AM
Sheshovel,
Are people or businesses that do mostly "maintenance" lower then "landscapers". What should one call themselves if the fall into this "more maintenance then landscaping" category. Oh, I know a scrub, right? Sorry if this came off pissy, I am not a morning person(haven't had my caffeine)

Well no I get aggravated about it all, too. First of all I don't care for the term scrub because it's derogatory and it's just another way for someone to feel holier than thou, those people keep talking about scrubs think they're better than someone else and who knows for sure, anyway? Yes of course I'm no better than they are either because sometimes I get to feeling like that, too.
But ...

But no, I do not think most people would EVER fall into the 'more maintenance than landscaping' category because landscaping covers a LOT.
To be precise, true landscaping involves SO many things that if you look it up on google, the definitions alone take up pages upon pages. To me, landscaping always meant moving the earth (like moving a LOT of dirt) but that isn't it, either. There is landscape gardening, landscape architecture, landscape design, landscape artwork (painting), and a lot of it fairly takes a college degree to where one could (or should) call themselves a true landscaper.

Still, nobody is perfect and this definition is just as well:

The noun, "landscaping" derives from the participial use and designates the process or result of such an action. To define what constitutes such action, one can loosely be said to engage in landscaping when one works to improve the outside of a property (i.e., virtually everything but the house itself). Improvement can be either practical or aesthetic. When undertaking new improvements (especially of a creative nature), "landscaping" is roughly equivalent to "landscape design." But improvements must also be maintained, so "landscaping" also includes yard maintenance. Landscaping often involves work both with hardscape and softscape components.

So I think grass-cutting IS landscaping but to cut the crap I usually avoid using the term myself and just call it lawncare.

sheshovel
06-22-2005, 06:44 PM
I too don't like the word scrub,and sometimes forget that some states don.r requi

sheshovel
06-22-2005, 07:22 PM
I never said any better or worse business owwners,I forget that some states don't require a licence to be a landscaper.Mine does and I resent people who call themselves landscapers just to make themselves sound more professional and expierienced than they really are.You have to take tests,put up a bond and pay fees to get keep and maintain your licence here and there are requirements before you to even qualify to take the test.Then there are rules you must abide by in order to keep your licence and if you screw up or screw over a client or don't finish a job you have been paid for,they can
use punishments and take your licence and make you make it good before they allow you to get it back.They can and will fine you,put you on probation,remove your licence for life ect.So there are repercussions and punishments that go along with the Licenced Landscape Contractor name. Can you guys finish a mow job and be able to say hey,we just increased your property value $10,000 or$ 20,000?How many of you are educated on plant material,irrigation,drainage,and design?How many can install a watering system from the ground up?Or build a pond or waterfall or any of those things ?You still call yourselves landscapers and I don't think it's proper.I dident use the term when I was doing lawn maintenance.Only when I took the tests,paid the fees and can take the punishments along with the title,did I ever call myself a landscaper. :blob3:

Jpocket
07-08-2005, 02:45 PM
You know they are a scrub Landscaper when they do mainly maintenance on lawns and call themselves Landscapers.

So 75% of the people on here are scrubs I DOnt't Think so...

j&c
07-09-2005, 02:20 AM
When you can come to lawn-site and blame everyone but yourself for all your troubles...... ;) .......... :rolleyes: ..... :cry:

sheshovel
07-09-2005, 03:49 AM
Landscaping and lawn care are two totally different professions.Landscapers
install the lawn and install the valves,timers and irrigation for them,they decide on and pick out and plant the plants.
plan and install the planting beds,edging,rocks,do the grading for drainage
install patios,walkways,pathways,arbors,gazebos,fences
overheads,ponds,pools,streams,fountains and
plant the tree's ,and apply the rock,mulch,soil
They are the ones that have done pretty much everything that a lawncare professional see's when they drive up to the customers house to give mowing and maint price.If it has been professionaly landscaped..
Lawncare professionals mow the lawn,fertilize,aerate,do applications,and maintain the edge,and sometimes repair and,reseed it.Blow off and go.They also mulch and do clean-ups and fall leaves.
Now I did not say anybody was "lower"than anyone else.
I just don't like these kids running around calling themselves landscapers :blob3: when they haven't paid their "Bust your ass" dues to this biz
and don't know how to do jack but jump on a mower and grab a blower and keep an edge.Though I am sure they do that well. :D

Lanelle
07-09-2005, 11:50 PM
Wow! People were arguing about this same topic 5 YEARS ago on here. I guess some things never change.

charlies
07-11-2005, 03:54 PM
Makes one pass and that's it, a clumpy mess. Today we both mowed at the same time (first time I've seen him in three years)

so over the course of 3 years, he mows 1/3 as much as you do, and even then only 1 pass to your 2 or more? yet he keeps getting a renewal year after year? sounds like he's smart.