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6'7 330
09-22-2005, 08:45 PM
This event happened quite a few years ago. I was still going out in the field, and it was before my brother broke off the partnership. We were mowing a lawn in an upscale neighborhood, my brother; my nephew and I were servicing the account.

As myself, and my brother were starting around to the stockade fenced back lawn, my nephew came running out, you better not go Back there lol.My brother and myself just ignored him, and entered the back gate, and a guy and girl were getting it on lol.Going at it full throttle,did'nt notice us ,they were so enraptured lol.

Faced with this situation, what would you do?
Just go on, mow…and if they look up, wave real nice lol
Go up to them and ask, would please control yourselves and go in the house for your dalliances.
Take your break for the day and watch lol
Let’s hear what you would do.

dlandscaping
09-22-2005, 08:50 PM
Turn on the mowers and cut the front first, then go check. If theyre still there, I'd leave.

Rhett
09-22-2005, 09:01 PM
Cut the front, edge, trim, blow, weed the garden and if they are still involved give him a golf clap before I load up and go.

QualityLawnCare4u
09-22-2005, 09:07 PM
Get out the camcorder and sell the couple the movie!

fcl01
09-22-2005, 09:17 PM
is she hot???????? LOL :p

lawnwizards
09-22-2005, 09:21 PM
This event happened quite a few years ago. I was still going out in the field, and it was before my brother broke off the partnership. We were mowing a lawn in an upscale neighborhood, my brother; my nephew and I were servicing the account.

As myself, and my brother were starting around to the stockade fenced back lawn, my nephew came running out, you better not go Back there lol.My brother and myself just ignored him, and entered the back gate, and a guy and girl were getting it on lol.Going at it full throttle,did'nt notice us ,they were so enraptured lol.

Faced with this situation, what would you do?
Just go on, mow…and if they look up, wave real nice lol
Go up to them and ask, would please control yourselves and go in the house for your dalliances.
Take your break for the day and watch lol
Let’s hear what you would do.thats awesome... reminds me of a few years back when i delivered pizzas and this lady was completely naked sunbathing... something i'll never forget....

mkwl
09-22-2005, 09:27 PM
Whip out the 9 iorn and a Top Flite. Swing! If that doesen't move them, I don't know what would.

Tonyr
09-22-2005, 09:29 PM
hmmm, i love multiple choice! lol....


Take your break for the day and watch lol

maybe even cheer em on , and even give em a clap if a real impressive show!


well, you did ask! ha ha ha :p

bobbygedd
09-22-2005, 09:31 PM
i'd weedwack his buttocks

South Florida Lawns
09-22-2005, 09:43 PM
I was mowing this one account, and as I came through the gate in back three girls were sun tanning topless. I was chased out so fast but all three were laughing. Its weird because now we are all good friends, and we joke about that day a lot.

lawnwizards
09-22-2005, 09:45 PM
I was mowing this one account, and as I came through the gate in back three girls were sun tanning topless. I was chased out so fast but all three were laughing. Its weird because now we are all good friends, and we joke about that day a lot.
and then you woke up...... :p

imdawrlus
09-22-2005, 09:49 PM
haha if she was hott and i they were in a position where i wouldent have to stare at the guys asz i would probably watch hahaha.....if not then i would cut the front and wait for them to be done...how long could it possably last anyways??

gorknoids
09-22-2005, 10:20 PM
spraying weeds! :D

Brianslawn
09-22-2005, 10:59 PM
get out the digi cam and start on my new biz! maybe ask the girl where the line is. lol. j/k

i walk in on a young couple doin it in the hot tub at a hotel once. at first when i saw them i walked into the bath room to change. figured that give them time to realize im in there. came back out and they acted like they never heard door slam so i walked up to them and started rippin on them. ask them if they needed someone to take some vacation photos of them, etc. got them laughin hard then had a beer with them after they got dressed. also pointed out hotel video camera in corner pointed at them and asked how much you suppose that go for on ebay.

LawnBrother
09-22-2005, 11:22 PM
i'd weedwack his buttocks
;) Sooooo, is THAT what they're calling it these days?1?

Lawn-Scapes
09-22-2005, 11:25 PM
If I didn't care about losing the account.. I would have gotton all three of us to cheer and clap...... just to see their expressions.

Lux Lawn
09-23-2005, 08:26 AM
That reminds me of when I used to work at the city and cut the one park we had.People would get on there blankets in the back and go at it.Never really got a close look though it wasn't like walking threw a gate and having it right there in front of you.

John Gamba
09-23-2005, 08:47 AM
hmmm, i love multiple choice! lol....


Take your break for the day and watch lol

maybe even cheer em on , and even give em a clap if a real impressive show!


well, you did ask! ha ha ha :p

I would do this while having a fosters :waving:

sheshovel
09-23-2005, 12:08 PM
Non of the above..I would probably ask if they would mind if I joined them! LOL

6'7 330
09-23-2005, 02:38 PM
We never did know who they were; they were not the owners of the home. The girl was a red-hot black chick. We never did figure out, if the guy was related to the customer’s and we never did ask lol.
Now would anybody like to know what we did?

olderthandirt
09-23-2005, 02:44 PM
We never did know who they were; they were not the owners of the home. The girl was a red-hot black chick. We never did figure out, if the guy was related to the customer’s and we never did ask lol.
Now would anybody like to know what we did?
No pics posted so I know its not been captured for eternity :D

splatz100
09-23-2005, 02:47 PM
Yes tell us how you handled the situation....

Pecker
09-23-2005, 04:46 PM
Mow the front - they'll hear the engines. By the time you get the back they should have enough respect in themselves to have taken it inside. If not, hollar from the fence while respecting their privacy that you'd like to mow. If they don't care. Go away and skip the backyard, but bill in full. Business as usual.

Maitland Man
09-23-2005, 04:51 PM
I was mowing this one account, and as I came through the gate in back three girls were sun tanning topless. I was chased out so fast but all three were laughing. Its weird because now we are all good friends, and we joke about that day a lot.


Yes this does happen....heard from many other LCO's and myself included! The chicks down here look at tan-lines like guys look at dorks in bright white tennis shoes with their colored striped socks pulled all the way up! Everyone has a pool, and they lay out with the tops off and feeling secure behind their 8 foot privacy fence....it happens!! They don't get porno ideas from no where. If they are wearing a walkman while laying next to the pool, you are pretty much sure of getting a sight.

Our employees always say "I'll go pull weeds or trim in the back first!!" ....especially on a select few yards... :D

rodfather
09-23-2005, 04:57 PM
I would have just gone up to them and said, "lovely day out, isn't it?"

6'7 330
09-23-2005, 05:25 PM
I know,all the curiosity is running wild , as to our course of action,requarding the actions going on in the back lawn.
I will reveal it all later,I have dinner on and It has to be good,or my current action gets limited lol.

6'7 330
09-23-2005, 08:48 PM
We mowed the Back lawn, you can’t deviate from a tight schedule, just to come back all away across town and mow a back lawn lol.

During the 10 minute duration it took to mow back there , the whole time they were vibrating on something like a hammock , like we wasn’t back there at all. We finished the job, left and never saw the two again lol.I still to this day wonder if they saw us loll.

Sean Adams
09-23-2005, 08:58 PM
ummm.....nevermind

Back in the day we were mowing an account....huge back yard...down the bottom of the yard they had a deck/party area.... we heard some screaming and everyone ran around back...two women were fist-fighting and pulling hair...was nuts...one of my guys stepped in and got scratched in the eye...turned out to be the owner's sister and her "girlfriend"

6'7 330
09-23-2005, 09:10 PM
ummm.....nevermind

Back in the day we were mowing an account....huge back yard...down the bottom of the yard they had a deck/party area.... we heard some screaming and everyone ran around back...two women were fist-fighting and pulling hair...was nuts...one of my guys stepped in and got scratched in the eye...turned out to be the owner's sister and her "girlfriend"

Years ago ,We saw two gay guys having a love spat, one was trying to get In a car while trying to put his pants on and tripped on his pants , and the car ran over his foot lol.

Sean Adams
09-23-2005, 09:13 PM
Bill - I swear they must have moved to Pittsburgh because I was getting gas once at the local convenience store and saw two men fighting with their bags... meaning they were screeching and swinging their brief-case-type bags at each other...was pretty decent

dvmcmrhp52
09-23-2005, 09:28 PM
Geez.........I guess I need to get out more............... :help:

6'7 330
09-24-2005, 12:49 PM
Geez.........I guess I need to get out more............... :help:

You have never saw interesting social intercourse,out in the field working lol.