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TScapes
02-14-2006, 01:54 PM
I came across this tidbit the other day. I thought it was too funny! clapping

Thought I ought to share it with ya'll!

TOP TEN REASONS WHY LANDSCAPERS
DO IT THAT WAY
~ Keith Barker
10. I read about it in a magazine.
9. I saw another landscape company doing the same thing and thought it looked good.
8. My company spent $149 on the Ortho Problem Solver book.
7. An old man down at the coffee shop recommended it.
6. One of our laborers did it by accident and the Supervisor liked it and took credit for it.
5. I heard a college professor talk about it at an all-day seminar.
4. My wife read about it in Southern Living magazine.
3. I was out sick one day and watched the Garden Channel for 8 straight hours.
2. My company spent $25,000 on a new computer program that recommended it.
And the #1 reason why Landscapers do it that way:
1. My Boss told me to do it that way!

Trinity Lawn Care, LLC
02-14-2006, 02:06 PM
I like reason #1 (lol). Good reasons.:)

Gatewayuser
02-15-2006, 11:26 PM
Very true!

The Cowboy
02-16-2006, 11:57 PM
Reason #2 is my favorite. I need to keep a list of those companies so I can scarf up their equipment at the foreclosure sale.

YardPro
02-18-2006, 08:34 AM
a few of these are the reason we see "crepe murder" such a widespread practice