Homeowners being so RUDE

[ChadsLawn]

I was out this past weekend tapeing flyers to mailboxes.I went into this small sub division (1street).I got to the very last house and even before i could get the flyer taped to the mail box,the homeowner came out "Dont put that s%^t on my mail box.I already have a lawn service".So i got out and walked the flyer and a business card to the man and i said"just incase you want to find another lawn service heres my card and a flyer".He said "WHAT THE F%$K DID I JUST TELL YOU?,i already have a lawn service now get the F^&k off my lawn".
At this point I was disrespected and pissed.So i calmed down and asked who cuts this beautiful lawn?.(this lawn has weeds taller then the hedges in the flower beds)He said none of your damn business.So I snatched my card and flyer from him as i turned around I let off a huge FART. Ive never seen a person as rude as he was laugh so dam hard.
Guess what because of my hellasious fart,I now mow his yard for $130 a month..Now he wants me to go out for a beer with him some time and do beer farts..
What a turn out HUH???

[scottb]

And I thought word of mouth was the best way to pick up new business.
Congrats.

[cst51]

Sometimes you have to speak a language the customer understands!!!!

[jjfehr]

You are an inspiration to us all! I have a few opening in my schedule and am having a hard time filling it so I just went out and did just that. I waited for mr x to answer the door, when he did I just pointed my a## towards him and farted as hard as I could, I did this at fifteen houses before I finally s#@t my pants. Thanks! results for today....No new customers and 1 pair of sh#@@y undies!
Just kidding!

[TJLC]

This is probally one of the funniest, and strangest threads I think I have read so far. LOL LOL LOL

[Eric ELM]

LMAO: You win the funniest post award for today for sure. :D

[CSRA Landscaping]

Chad, you got a better attitude than I do. I'd have prob. told him to get lost, after that.

[Fine Lines Lawn]

LMAO:D

That was hilarious!

[MJ]

ChadsLawn - Are you going to start developing a training program for selling your service?

Mick

[Mike (MLC)]

Well that is a strange and different approach to getting a new client. But it looks like it was the best approach for you. :alien:

[HOMER]

LMAO...............your a hoot! No ...............a poot! I never heard such a thing, never imagined it either. Good work!


Did it stink?

Was it on fire?:angry:

[swn]

Man that was funny! I guess you have either got to be lucky or good at what you do do.

[ChadsLawn]

Well accually all i was trying to do was be a rude azzhole back to him..Instead my Azzhole told the guy what it thought about the situation.
Worked out pretty good...

Oh Homer no it was one of those real hard dry farts..

[jaclawn]

I've got a bridge forsale, anyone interested???