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04-29-2006, 02:31 PM
I've heard my share of excuses for not coming to work in the last 20 years,
but this morning was a new one.
I've got an ingrown hair on my peck'r.
He could be able to work, but it's very uncomfortable to walk.
He said it was about 3 inches long,
so I said "That must really hurt on a 4" peck'r"
He did at least call in an hour before start time.
04-29-2006, 02:32 PM
You gotta be kidding?
04-29-2006, 02:34 PM
You gotta be kidding me . . . :dizzy: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
04-29-2006, 02:36 PM
Maybe guys should do a monthly inspection on their privates
Same as girls should do for 'lumps'
04-29-2006, 02:41 PM
thats to crazy :laugh:
04-29-2006, 03:13 PM
I worked with a guy who had a theory that the more outrageous the excuse the better. "Its so crazy it must be true" was the idea. Ingrown hair on his johnson? That is a good one. Make him prove it!!
04-29-2006, 03:20 PM
I ain't going there:nono:
04-29-2006, 03:22 PM
My buddy gets them on his "taint" often-After I see the pain he's in, I feel too bad to make fun. I also feel bad for the doctor that has to lance him!
Now back to the NFL draft...
04-29-2006, 06:27 PM
Maybe he needs to keep it shaved??I would suggest this to him.
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