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Team-Green L&L
01-12-2007, 03:43 PM
> The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING.
>
> However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."
>
> Well, here it is:
>
> 1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
> and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
>
> That's Direct Marketing.
>
> 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.
> One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's
> fantastic in bed."
>
> That's Advertising.
>
> 3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
> telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in
> bed."
>
>
> That's Telemarketing.
>
> 4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up
> to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to
> straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and
> then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
>
> That's Public Relations.
>
> 5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and
> says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
>
> That's Brand Recognition.
>
> 6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you
> talk him into going home with your friend.
>
> That's a Sales Rep.
>
> 7. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
>
> That's Tech Support.

> 8. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
> handsome men in all these houses you're passing., so you climb onto
> the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of
> your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
>
> That's Junk Mail.
>
> 9. You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and grabs
> your ass.
>
> That's the Governor of California .
>
> 10. You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were
> offended.
>
> That's America .

grandview (2006)
01-12-2007, 03:52 PM
Isn't #9 more like outsourcing to a foreigner?:usflag:

Skimastr105
01-12-2007, 04:25 PM
very funny

newbomb
01-12-2007, 04:27 PM
This really works well for women. Guys not so much. I would love to hire a couple young honeys to work for me. (legal ages of course) I would have a thousand accounts by Sept. I could be the Larry Flint of Lawn Mowing. I would probably have to switch to Hustler mowers though, Dang!!!

walker/redmax
01-12-2007, 08:48 PM
This really works well for women. Guys not so much. I would love to hire a couple young honeys to work for me. (legal ages of course) I would have a thousand accounts by Sept. I could be the Larry Flint of Lawn Mowing. I would probably have to switch to Hustler mowers though, Dang!!!

I'm thinkin' Tara Reid.

mattfromNY
01-12-2007, 11:40 PM
And remember, its illegal to put your doorhanger in her box. LOL.

Triple R
01-13-2007, 12:41 AM
So where's the party? I want to meet this lady.

Mean Green Lawns
01-13-2007, 02:33 AM
OMG the dip head from team green Losers & lowlifes had something worth while to read for once...

Team-Green L&L
01-13-2007, 02:37 AM
OMG the dip head from team green Losers & lowlifes had something worth while to read for once...

You are about the most controversial person on this site. I wish you would quit antagonizing people and be useful. Your posts are offensive to all 5 senses. Please keep your "nice" comments to yourself and be part of a forum.

Big Bad Bob
01-13-2007, 04:44 AM
OMG the dip head from team green Losers & lowlifes had something worth while to read for once...

you're pretty much a jerk aren't you? that must be why you need to be low priced. most of your customers can't stomach talking to you, huh?

SOSINC
01-13-2007, 11:54 AM
That was a good one!

TURFLORD
01-14-2007, 09:46 AM
ehhh, she liked it.:)

Sir mowsalot
01-14-2007, 10:21 AM
OMG the dip head from team green Losers & lowlifes had something worth while to read for once...

sigh, there is always one like you around in every crowd. What are you like 12 or something?