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Eakern & Dog
03-26-2007, 08:16 PM
:) :) :) :)

WALKER LANDSCAPE
03-26-2007, 08:19 PM
A 12 guage slug should do it
Looks like he just ate the neighbors dog.

greengiant9963
03-26-2007, 08:21 PM
I don't recommend a walkbehind.

Eakern & Dog
03-26-2007, 08:25 PM
Looks like he just ate the neighbors dog.
Well, not the Dog exactly......but I no longer have to pay my helper for the day:-)

fazzy815-66
03-26-2007, 08:37 PM
omg!!! that scares the**** out a me.....I would of did a wheelie in his head.....along with my blades on full speed!!!

MImowerkid
03-26-2007, 09:16 PM
thats why my parents choose not to settle down in a place like that and put us here in safe metro Detroit voted one of the most dangerous cities in the nation like 5 years in a row , but at least my little sister won't get eaten by one of those things!!!

chipk1
03-26-2007, 09:32 PM
Good test for the mulching kit:laugh: :laugh:

marckxman
03-26-2007, 09:34 PM
WTF is that thing!

Matts lawn care
03-26-2007, 09:37 PM
Just when you think you have seen everything. I would be out of there in a hurry. Not worth it in my opinion.

Mowman16
03-26-2007, 09:44 PM
Perhaps a pole-saw LOL.... RUN! I had a gardener snake bite my mower last year and he actually put a hole in my tire :eek: , It's a long story.

Eakern & Dog
03-26-2007, 09:58 PM
WTF is that thing!

It's a real snake (Rock Python)that was killed by an electric fence on a ranch in Africa

http://urbanlegends.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.bushveld.co.za/pictures%2Dpython.htm

marckxman
03-26-2007, 11:19 PM
I was feeling good before I saw that sick $hit.

Glad it's on a different continent.

Vikings
03-26-2007, 11:38 PM
Is that the New Border fence to keep the Mexicans out?

justanotherlawnguy
03-27-2007, 01:18 AM
THere are alot of those things around S. FL, people get them for pets and when the get to big and dangerous, they just let them go. THey are a huge problem down in the everglades..

Rhinox29
03-27-2007, 03:51 AM
Make you some nice boots out of that big boy.:laugh:

nobagger
03-27-2007, 06:55 AM
Is that the New Border fence to keep the Mexicans out?

LMAO!!!!:clapping:

nobagger
03-27-2007, 06:56 AM
Make you some nice boots out of that big boy.:laugh:

You guys are killing me!!:laugh:

Eakern & Dog
03-27-2007, 08:50 AM
Is that the New Border fence to keep the Mexicans out?


Actually it is........us Americans have come up with a cost effective patrol unit. During their training period, they are very cheap to feed.....we used Canadians to get their appetite going........and well then.......they naturally move on to more appetizing and nutritious meals with a Tex/ Mex flavor. :-)

GreenN'Clean
03-27-2007, 09:12 AM
couple sticks of dynamite would do the trick. Look at the teeth on that thing

GreenN'Clean
03-27-2007, 09:13 AM
the snake looks like it already ate a small illegal

scchamblee
03-27-2007, 09:24 AM
I cut a yard yesterday that i was afraid of seeing a snake in... The weeds were over knee high and there was a pond not far away. Needless to say I was runnin that weedwacker at WOT... didn't want to take any chances. I am gonna start puttin a snake sur cahrge on my bills... an extra $50 for every snake I see on someone's property. I HATE SNAKES!!!!!!

lawnguyland
03-27-2007, 01:58 PM
Africa Sucks.

Does that make me a continent-ist?

Don't care, Africa still sucks!

Lord, thank you for placing my soul in North America at birth. USA, USA, USA...

MarksTLC
03-27-2007, 02:32 PM
Make you some nice boots out of that big boy.:laugh:

I'm thinking three piece suit... :drinkup:

RedMax Man
03-27-2007, 06:04 PM
Imagine that thing jumping out of the bushes and chasing you when your mowing:gunsfirin :eek:

WALKER LANDSCAPE
03-27-2007, 06:49 PM
Make a NICE set of boots:walking:

Mowman16
03-27-2007, 10:13 PM
Actually it is........us Americans have come up with a cost effective patrol unit. During their training period, they are very cheap to feed.....we used Canadians to get their appetite going........and well then.......they naturally move on to more appetizing and nutritious meals with a Tex/ Mex flavor. :-)

LOL.....:laugh: :laugh: They like lots of meat on those bones don't they :laugh:. Ya know Eakern, I think you got a great idea there, how about we start something:laugh: *newusflag* :laugh:

THEGOLDPRO
03-27-2007, 11:19 PM
Jesus christ that is big

dodgeguy99
03-27-2007, 11:35 PM
this remind me of a time last summer when i cut a gardener snake into a million pieces with a brush cutter.

Eakern & Dog
03-28-2007, 02:45 AM
this remind me of a time last summer when i cut a gardener snake into a million pieces with a brush cutter

Better watch out ! His mama is mad and has been asking about you :-)

Allens LawnCare
03-28-2007, 05:09 AM
I've never seen anything like that in my life......I just $h!t myself looking at it. Did you really find that??? OH yeah Thanks...pretty sure I know what I'll be thinking about EVERTIME I'm mowing this year

Allens LawnCare
03-28-2007, 05:11 AM
Actually it is........us Americans have come up with a cost effective patrol unit. During their training period, they are very cheap to feed.....we used Canadians to get their appetite going........and well then.......they naturally move on to more appetizing and nutritious meals with a Tex/ Mex flavor. :-)

Not for nothing how are they more nutritiuos, have you seen their living standards...besides Tex/Mex gives me the runs

jeffex
03-28-2007, 06:06 AM
new method for getting illegas into US. actually, the mexicans are hiding inside as the snake crawls across the border. What , whos gonna' stop that thing!!!

integrityman
03-29-2007, 12:14 AM
Reminds me of when I was a kid. When I was about 5 we lived in Maryland just outside of DC. We lived next to a large wooded swampy area. Each time it rained these large black snakes would come out and sun on roofs of houses nearby. These things were about 6-10 feet long and 4-5 inches in diameter. To a five year old they were pretty gross. Well one day one of these things got in a face off with dad and his new mower. Dad had just bought this yellow, extremely loud self propel from the BX. Dad tinkered with the carb on it and increased the rpms. The noise scared the crap out of all us kids in the neighborhood. The noise terrified me. Well this black snake met with fate that day. Im not sure why but the snake was apparently trying to flea the yard and it suddenly changed directions (or dad just suddenly changed directions on purpose) and all of a sudden KERTHWACK!!! The mower suddenly became silent. The image of the snake with it's body almost severed in two in a spiral shape gash will be permanently ironed in my mind. Well, the mower lived for many more years and the snake was tossed in the woods!

topsites
03-29-2007, 12:22 AM
Ahhhh I'm going back to finding dead cats, even the skunk's looking attractive about now.

GotGreen
03-29-2007, 06:13 AM
Is that the New Border fence to keep the Mexicans out?

Just because it work up north, doesn't meant it will work on the south:rolleyes:

AllProLC
03-29-2007, 10:12 PM
Time for a better cage... i would have thrown a pack of m-80's down his throat & ran like hell.