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10-10-2007, 04:15 PM
does anyone have any customer quotes, i copied this from another site, this is a example:

Had a old lady tell me that some of the grass clipping have not been completly blown out of the flower beds and now they have started to grow. Guess I should start selling my clippings if thats the case.

A female client asked me if I would "trim her crack".
I knew that she meant a portion of the driveway that was cracked and had weeds growing through it but it was funny the way she said it. It took her several seconds to even realize what she had said as I was grining from ear to ear. :laugh: :laugh:

10-10-2007, 05:49 PM
Heard on the radio... It's a good thing that Gatoraid was developed at the University of Florida instead of Florida State because they would have had to call it....
Seminole Fluid

10-10-2007, 06:34 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

10-10-2007, 08:13 PM
"Can you make the near-head spritzing to run uphill onto the grass instead of onto the curb"?

10-10-2007, 09:15 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Congrats on your 1000th post Kiril.

10-10-2007, 09:30 PM
...But you were just here last week!?!

10-11-2007, 01:50 AM
My favorite is: I dont care what you do it, just make it green, keep it green and send me the bill.

10-11-2007, 01:52 AM
I just received my annual firing from another "non-waterer" because his grass didn't come in. My offer to set up sprinklers didn't sway the ol' bastid. His neighbor across the street has an absolute jungle of Stetson fescue straining skyward. Yes, both yards were seeded from the same damned bag........

Flow Control
10-11-2007, 08:05 AM
...But you were just here last week!?!

Even reading that phrase pisses me off

10-11-2007, 09:27 AM
Congrats on your 1000th post Kiril.

Didn't even notice. TY :laugh:

10-11-2007, 12:12 PM
"I trimmed my bush in the front yesterday so you wouldnt have to."

10-11-2007, 12:13 PM
"Can you fertilize me next week?"

10-11-2007, 12:38 PM
" I been out here with my push mower (2 acre property) every day after work this week working on this yard so all you got to do is just that little section over there." That one was a classic from this past spring. First time I'd ever been told that. Dropped him faster then h$ll. $150 biweekly mowing and he offered $30. I told him to keep his money and that he was doing a fine job and to keep on mowing.

10-11-2007, 01:15 PM
I had a lady call in November asking if I did lawn rolling. Then
asked when she could get her lawn rolled. I explained to her
we were going into winter and that it wouldn't benefit her to
roll it now. She argueed with me. Finally I told her to call us
in the spring, and hung up.