Ever been hit on by a customer????

[General Grounds]

:blob3: happened the other day, i was on a walk through with my crew leader and my very attractive cutomer suggested i complete the walk thruogh later that night, b/c she'll be alone and no one can bother us..... my ccrew leader gave me the look of " she did'nt just say that", i guess if i did'nt play golf w/ her husband i may have gone back. :). how about yo guys......

[Shady Brook]

That kind of thing may be fun for the ego and all, but it really is a stinking shame. Marriage means next to nothing for so many people, really sad. :( I don't mean to be a party pooper or anything, I just think the importance of marriage has diminished significantly.

Jay

[stslawncare]

those 80 year old ladies are always hitting on me :D :p :rolleyes:

[a1 lawncare]

hey scumbag stay away from my accounts, he he he you guys are killin me:D :eek:

[kutnkru]

I think that we all have thought about the shapeliness of a client or two. I personally just have not found the right dominatrix yet -LOL!!!

I too find it to be sad that sooo many stray from the heart. Oh well thats why theres swingers clubs. ;)

[LJ lawn]

but how bout the other way around? any of you ever hit on a customer?

[dhicks]

One offered me cooking lessons. Does that count as a Hit On?

:D

[Got Grass?]

Damn, I think I need some better "customers", at least better "paying" ones....

[wolfpacklawn]

this summer one of my clients daughter was home for college and was sun bathing topless by the pool. I know she heard us coming back there because I had my weedeater going and my employee had the mower running right behind me. I couldn't believe it when she just sat there without making a move. I just went to work without paying much attention to her and she eventually got up and went inside. Needless to say my employees stripes were not very staight until she got up and went inside. That was too funny.

[cp]

I don't know if this qualifies but the best come on I got was when my customer called to tell me that my annual proposal wasn't enough and I should reconsider.:D

[GreenQuest Lawn]

I have heard "What is a girl like that (my wife) doing with a guy like you(me)":mad:

[LoneStarLawn]

Originally posted by General Grounds
:blob3: happened the other day, i was on a walk through with my crew leader and my very attractive cutomer suggested i complete the walk thruogh later that night, b/c she'll be alone and no one can bother us..... my ccrew leader gave me the look of " she did'nt just say that", i guess if i did'nt play golf w/ her husband i may have gone back. :). how about yo guys......

If any of it is true...:rolleyes: I sure wouldn't be posting it on a public forum with my company name and location just in case something happens with her and her husband.

[LawnPro in NC]

Lonestar that's a D#@! Good point. This site is open to the public.:angel: :blob2:

[65hoss]

Yep, happened a few times. :eek:

[ERIC ROBERGE]

This is not landscape related but it is still good for a laugh.

I work for a local municipality( which will remain nameless to protect the guilty) where a police officer took a personal favor of a personal nature in exchange for a warning on a traffic violation.

[General Grounds]

:blob3: i posted for a good laugh, if that person can figure out i've been talling about them, maybe they can find Osama Bin Laden, give me a break..... Was'nt like i went after her,and i had a witness

[TJLC]

The only thing I can recall is a former customer wanting me to come inside for a cold drink and to cool off. I have been married 23 yrs and would not do anything to ruin that. It's just not worth it to me. Now next door to one of my newer customers I have this elderly lady that comes out everytime I'm there and hugs me. How embarrasing, LOL

[MOW ED]

I get the hugs from a rich old widow too. It reminds me of that commercial where the guy is on the trampoline and the lady yells for him-"Its time to rub the bunions". AHHHHHHH!!!!!

I'll stay on the mower.:D

[the point man]

Three female customers, one male customer, and one customer's
golden retriever. The latter happens every spring. I am flattered....

[JimLewis]

I am with Jay / Shady Brook on this one. And I'd probably cancel the account if it happened to me.

[kutnkru]

Originally posted by ERIC ROBERGE
... a police officer took a personal favor.. in exchange for a warning on a traffic violation. We had a Corrections Officer here locally lose his position because he was dippin his wick (can we say that) with the female inmates. Contrary to poular belief of most female inmates apparently Sodomy doesnt pay well.

[thelawnguy]

In CT its a felony for corrections officer to have sexual contact with an inmate. Several local police officers are now rubbing elbows with inmates for soliciting favors from prostitutes.

Cant say it would be worth it.

[kutnkru]

He hasnt been thru the courts yet, but he was suspended w/o pay until the investigation is complete. Odds are he is heading down that same path you've stated.

Stupidity is amazing how easily it runs rampant thru some peoples lives.

[stslawncare]

wolfpack my striped would be circles if i had a customer like that. i get the cold drink offers all the time, but they are from old ladies :-( next year ill have to tap into the college area :D

[GLS]

When I was out mowin one day, there was this hot babysitter walkin by and the roofers next door to where I was mowin started shoutin things out to her, and she gave them her number! Yes, i was jealous.

[Albemarle Lawn]

No comment on specifics; has happened several times, esp when I was younger. (started biz @ age 21).

Lately I must be getting uglier because it doesn't happen as often. Really, I don't have the patience for it lately I just want to get the lawn slayed and move on.

Ken

[gogetter]

A couple weeks ago one of my customers asked me if I was married. I said yes. She said that her daughter was recently widowed, and she had told her daughter what I nice guy I was.
I'm taking that one as a hit on:D


LoneStar, as far as General Grounds posting in a public forum, who cares?!?! SHE hit on him, HE didn't do anything wrong. Any consequences are her problem, not his.

[keifer]

I would have stoped playin golf and took your club to the new course.

[Finecut]

Their's an old Irish saying: Don't get your meat from the same place you get your potatoes!