View Full Version : Fight the power! Free lawn care for all!

12-17-2001, 06:45 PM
"The free
market system has failed to provide a just and equitable distribution of lawns
and lawn care, and with it we find an unjust, inequitable distribution of
self-esteem, perhaps the most vital resource of all. And what was the cause of
this problem? Greed! Especially the greed of the money-hungry Big Lawn Care
Companies (BiLCC), which act like vacuums sucking up money like loose grass
clippings on the lawns they pretend to care for."

:eek: http://jefflindsay.com/NLCN.shtml

12-17-2001, 07:05 PM
And just how did you come up with that comedy,

12-17-2001, 08:08 PM
That site is great, i actualy came across that one and another like it the other day when i was searching "lawncare" on MSN. Some people have crazy ideas.

12-17-2001, 08:10 PM
what power are u fighting . free enterprise.
somethings have take care of itself ,without govt daddy dictating

12-17-2001, 09:39 PM
My favorite part is where they say if you don't have a nice lawn you will be socially shunned and won't be able to get a job, education or health care. You then go into a downward spiral that gets so bad you turn to crime.

12-17-2001, 09:43 PM
Jeez I thought KC was serious at first, seeing he's from Canada and all...

12-17-2001, 09:51 PM
Was that site a joke? If not, it is hard to believe somebody can actually think that. All I have got to say is: Socialism!!! BTW, I attend the Limbaugh Institute.;)

12-17-2001, 09:55 PM
After reading the entire page, I think this site is a joke. Read all of it. This person says JFK was killed by a BiLCC associate and the grassy knoll may have been astroturf! I really think it is a joke, but if it's not this person needs some serious mental help.

12-17-2001, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by awm
what power are u fighting . free enterprise.
somethings have take care of itself ,without govt daddy dictating

"The savings in forms, advertising, and duplicate
staff alone would more than fund a complete and equitable redistribution of
lawns and would provide funds to guarantee that every American has access to
adequate lawn care. This program may seem too utopian and visionary to have any
hope, but it already has the backing of many of the most respected names in

The tide is turning...

12-17-2001, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by scottt
After reading the entire page, I think this site is a joke.
Ya think? :D

LJ lawn
12-17-2001, 11:45 PM
i'm sorry but i couln't stand reading more than half the first page of that rambling,incessant,communistic,socialist-democratic jibberish.DITTOHEADS UNITE!

12-18-2001, 03:06 AM

C'mon guys, lighten up! This guy obviously has so much time on his hands he has created a mythical, psuedo-commie/socialist lawn care bureaucracy of the same type we already are paying for with our hard-earned dollars. Unfortunately, the other ones are for real, run by our generous [with our dollars] Uncle Sam.

Read down towards the end where he answers questions and talks about his previous organizations about car care for all, etc. The guy's obviously a bit twisted and long-winded, but if you can stick with him, he's got a few funny bits.

Besides, if we all join in, you could all become government sub-contractors and double your business with a wage guaranteed by Uncle! Don't take yourselves too seriously, OK? :D

Will M>

Albemarle Lawn
12-18-2001, 03:33 AM
"NO NICE LAWN FOR YOU!!!":angry:

(remeber the Seinfeld Soup Nazzi)

12-18-2001, 04:45 AM
free your mind and your butt will follow!!!!!