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QualityLawnCare4u
06-19-2008, 04:41 PM
I had a call for two estimates today, both were for one time jobs. I usually don't take these but right now am taking any job that I can make some $$$$ on. Got to the first one, small yard, grass not overgrown. Normally a 35 dollar yard but since it was a one time quoted them 50. Owner hands me a 50 dollar bill and I quickly knocked it out and got to the next one. Would take these anyday.


Went to the second one and knocked on the front door and got no answer so I thought I would walk around and look at the yard to see what I could do it for. In the back was a tall privacy fence. I never go threw a fence if the homeowner is not there. Might catch someone sunbathing or worse a angry pit bull.

The back gate had a board missing off of it, just big enough to see threw. When I looked threw what I saw I wished real bad I had NOT saw, an older couple, probably late 70's early 80's making love on a picnic table!:cry: You folks know what a old bassett hound looks like, loose skin hanging off everywhere. I have never seen so much pale loose skin flapping in the wind:dizzy:

I eased away and back to the truck trying to shake that image out of my head, wished I had a delete button! That sight made my stomach turn. I thought to myself, "I am not a bad person, why does this always happen to me!". I called and left them a voicemail that I had been by and missed them and would catch them later but don't know if I can face them or not!

Raven386
06-19-2008, 04:42 PM
thats disturbing.

IMAGE
06-19-2008, 05:14 PM
hahaha lol

DCE
06-19-2008, 05:15 PM
Two words for you: Viagra and Cialis! :laugh: Sorry you had to see that :dizzy:

BryceBentleyLCS
06-19-2008, 05:24 PM
must have been this guy.:usflag:
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/0/3620/nude.JPG

Danielslawnservice
06-19-2008, 05:31 PM
LMFAO!!!!!

thats funny....

jkilov
06-19-2008, 05:35 PM
Wow that's bad, hope you don't have nightmares :dizzy::dizzy:. You'll never be able to shake the feeling when talking to him or even driving by his house.

QualityLawnCare4u
06-19-2008, 06:13 PM
must have been this guy.:usflag:
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/0/3620/nude.JPG

LMAO, no, this guy looks healthier than the old fart I saw.

Grits
06-19-2008, 06:23 PM
You should have asked if you could join in.

Nosmo
06-19-2008, 06:30 PM
You could have stayed - watched - and when they finished you could have said : everything seems to be fitting together OK and is working just fine. Now about the yard - let's see this looks like it'll cost $35.00 including the show.

Nosmo

QualityLawnCare4u
06-19-2008, 06:31 PM
Not a chance Grits, not a chance!:laugh:

blm86
06-19-2008, 06:35 PM
hopefully you washed your eyes out as soon as you got back to your truck

Green Finger
06-19-2008, 06:37 PM
wash your eyes out.

May you sleep good tonight. LOL

STIHL GUY
06-19-2008, 07:04 PM
that is just nasty

BanvilleLawnCare
06-19-2008, 07:13 PM
What kind of sick old people have sex outside?:eek:

N.H.BOY
06-19-2008, 07:13 PM
Hey give the old couple a pat on the back (maybe not hers:laugh:) because at least they are doing it...Ive got four kids running around my place and finding time for that is well HARD...........

zemzabob
06-19-2008, 07:24 PM
It was a setup they know you would look through the fence thats why they called for the estimate. lol Their probably nudist.

Chris G
06-19-2008, 07:34 PM
LMAO wow thats terrible just terrible.. on his next invoice you should write ....disturbing images; $50 a person

HOOLIE
06-19-2008, 07:54 PM
I'd have taken a picture, and threatened to post it on the internet unless they agree to $200 a cut service, and weekly at that!

Nickos
06-19-2008, 08:02 PM
and you didnt take pics?

jaybird24
06-19-2008, 09:05 PM
So is it true that they @$%# like they drive?

doubleedge
06-19-2008, 09:09 PM
I had a call for two estimates today, both were for one time jobs. I usually don't take these but right now am taking any job that I can make some $$$$ on. Got to the first one, small yard, grass not overgrown. Normally a 35 dollar yard but since it was a one time quoted them 50. Owner hands me a 50 dollar bill and I quickly knocked it out and got to the next one. Would take these anyday.


Went to the second one and knocked on the front door and got no answer so I thought I would walk around and look at the yard to see what I could do it for. In the back was a tall privacy fence. I never go threw a fence if the homeowner is not there. Might catch someone sunbathing or worse a angry pit bull.

The back gate had a board missing off of it, just big enough to see threw. When I looked threw what I saw I wished real bad I had NOT saw, an older couple, probably late 70's early 80's making love on a picnic table!:cry: You folks know what a old bassett hound looks like, loose skin hanging off everywhere. I have never seen so much pale loose skin flapping in the wind:dizzy:

I eased away and back to the truck trying to shake that image out of my head, wished I had a delete button! That sight made my stomach turn. I thought to myself, "I am not a bad person, why does this always happen to me!". I called and left them a voicemail that I had been by and missed them and would catch them later but don't know if I can face them or not!

ew, ew, ew, ewwwwwwwwwww

QualityLawnCare4u
06-19-2008, 09:12 PM
and you didnt take pics?

:laugh:I knew someone was going to ask that:laugh:

QualityLawnCare4u
06-19-2008, 09:13 PM
What kind of sick old people have sex outside?:eek:

Welcome to south Georgia!

freshprince94
06-19-2008, 09:15 PM
Good god that stinks. You should have snuck up on them with a BP, that would be funny.

h400exinfl
06-19-2008, 09:28 PM
Too bad for you, hats off to the 80 year olds knockin boots on the picnic table.

LawnBrother
06-19-2008, 09:41 PM
Gee, thanks for the visual, Quality. LOL!

SamTheLawnMan
06-19-2008, 09:47 PM
If they would have known you were there, they may have paid you to watch....:laugh::laugh::laugh:

QualityLawnCare4u
06-19-2008, 10:01 PM
Gee, thanks for the visual, Quality. LOL!

:laugh:Actually LawnBrother, I did not paint the whole pic, did not want to ge into graphic details, it was UGLY! I am trying to shake it out of my head.

gorknoids
06-19-2008, 10:04 PM
You SOB! I distinctly told you to honk your horn 3 times when you showed up!

Did they have that "porn music" going? "Boom-shick-boom-shick-boom-shick-boom-shick!"

LawnBrother
06-19-2008, 10:05 PM
Well, I think most of us here appreciate that hahaha! I do feel for you though, bro. Seriously. You are scarred for life.

LawnBrother
06-19-2008, 10:05 PM
I bet those sneaky old bastards WANTED you to see them! OMG........

DBL
06-19-2008, 10:14 PM
i would of thrown something over the fence at them and ran

bobw
06-19-2008, 10:19 PM
Maybe you'll live long enough to be the old fart getting some action in the back yard.....

js.lawn
06-19-2008, 10:28 PM
feel sorry for you when your getting it on with your wife or girlfriend and you cant get them out of your head lmfao @ u lol

js.lawn
06-19-2008, 10:29 PM
sorry had to say it lol

topsites
06-19-2008, 10:30 PM
That's not so bad, I can think of far worse, not that I would be thrilled either
but I would be glad that's all it was lmao

QualityLawnCare4u
06-19-2008, 11:15 PM
Maybe you'll live long enough to be the old fart getting some action in the back yard.....

H*ll, I'd be happy to be a middle aged old fart doing it, just not for public view!

MCLC
06-19-2008, 11:17 PM
Reminds me of a blue collar comedy sketch where the grandson walks in the bathroom and his grandma is about to get in the shower and the grandson goes blind....

Raven386
06-20-2008, 12:13 AM
I'm kinda jealous........good stuff like that never happens to me.....

Ford2000
06-20-2008, 05:52 AM
That's funny :laugh::laugh:

Now i have to get rid of the picture in my head :hammerhead::hammerhead:

Carolina Cuts
06-20-2008, 07:09 AM
What kind of sick old people have sex outside?

So it's true.... the couple that plays together....stays together.

Old' people need lovin' too!

1993lx172
06-20-2008, 04:54 PM
I just wanted to restate, THANKS FOR PUTTING THAT IMMAGE INTO OUR HEADS,

Sweet Tater
06-20-2008, 04:56 PM
I think I need theropy just from the story:eek:

1993lx172
06-20-2008, 04:56 PM
sorry about that, hit the wrong key, any way,

now none of us will be able to sleep tonight.

JimmyStew
06-20-2008, 05:14 PM
I never go threw a fence if the homeowner is not there. Might catch someone sunbathing or worse a angry pit bull.

Come on man, now you know what "or worse" really is!

QualityLawnCare4u
06-20-2008, 06:56 PM
I just wanted to restate, THANKS FOR PUTTING THAT IMMAGE INTO OUR HEADS,

:laugh:You are very welcome, enjoy my nightmare!:laugh:

DiyDave
06-20-2008, 07:08 PM
Somewhere on one site I visit, there is a smiley that says "this thread sucks without pictures!" Iffn I had my camera, I, too would have posted them, perhaps with a warning!:laugh::laugh:

corey4671
06-20-2008, 07:33 PM
Come on man, now you know what "or worse" really is!

that is a great point. would you rather have seen this or have that big pit bull run up and grab you by the nads?

Uranus
06-20-2008, 07:33 PM
i would of thrown something over the fence at them and ran

Yea like a 12 pack of bottle rockets.

Old man would have had a flashback from WW1

Charles
06-20-2008, 08:57 PM
What you should have done is went back there and gave them the estimate on doing their yard. Then gave them a teaching lesson on weed and feed and blah blah blah. Pretending not to notice what they were doing. So do you want it cut every week? Or 10 days? Or 2 weeks? What height? 2 " 3" 4"??? Hey sonny can't you see we are busy???:laugh::laugh:

BanvilleLawnCare
06-20-2008, 09:01 PM
Carolina Cuts Quote:
What kind of sick old people have sex outside?

So it's true.... the couple that plays together....stays together.

Old' people need lovin' too!

I know but tell them old farts to at least keep it inside:laugh:

LawnBrother
06-20-2008, 09:15 PM
Somewhere on one site I visit, there is a smiley that says "this thread sucks without pictures!" Iffn I had my camera, I, too would have posted them, perhaps with a warning!:laugh::laugh:

:laugh: Yea Quality, pictures or it didn't happen:eek:

QualityLawnCare4u
06-20-2008, 09:46 PM
:laugh: Yea Quality, pictures or it didn't happen:eek:

Sorry folks, that is something I do NOT want pics of!:dizzy:

QualityLawnCare4u
06-20-2008, 09:52 PM
What you should have done is went back there and gave them the estimate on doing their yard. Then gave them a teaching lesson on weed and feed and blah blah blah. Pretending not to notice what they were doing. So do you want it cut every week? Or 10 days? Or 2 weeks? What height? 2 " 3" 4"??? Hey sonny can't you see we are busy???:laugh::laugh:

Charles, I would have gladly paid you to have saw that:laugh: and went in to give them a estimate. YUCK!

Uranus
06-20-2008, 09:55 PM
So what does gravity do to old women?

railman
06-20-2008, 10:14 PM
What you should have done is went back there and gave them the estimate on doing their yard. Then gave them a teaching lesson on weed and feed and blah blah blah. Pretending not to notice what they were doing. So do you want it cut every week? Or 10 days? Or 2 weeks? What height? 2 " 3" 4"??? Hey sonny can't you see we are busy???:laugh::laugh:

now that would have been funny. LMAO

CLARK LAWN
06-20-2008, 11:39 PM
reminds me of about 2 or 3 years ago while out plowing snow i pulled in to a drive way and saw the 75-80 year old lady that lived there run from the kitchen sink naked. my eyes hurt for days.

topsites
06-21-2008, 05:22 AM
I'm guessing some folks still have sex in the dark and or with their eyes closed :laugh:

greenred
06-21-2008, 05:25 AM
I'm guessing some folks still have sex in the dark and or with their eyes closed :laugh:


or worse in the missionary position :laugh: