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Chemlawn
01-09-2002, 03:09 AM
LCOs think they are god's gift to grass. I find most are *not* worthy to cut a well fertilized, and manicured lawn.

Crabgrass
Deadgrass
Dallisgrass
Chickweeds

Their solution to everything is to mow it down.

Losers.

Chemlawn
01-09-2002, 03:13 AM
Inside every LCO is a Chemlawn employee just fighting to get out.

Don't fight it.

JimLewis
01-09-2002, 03:20 AM
Chemlawn picking a fight with LCOs. LOL. This is hillarious. It's like the taco bell dog marching into a pit bull arena and mouthing off.

I won't even bother to comment. I'll just point the poster of this thread to the other 1000 or so threads here that have already been made about how "great" ChemLawn is.

KirbysLawn
01-09-2002, 03:41 AM
LOL. BrownLawn does a lawn beside one of my customers, the guy applied a granular fertilizer (in mass quanities) and hit the road, didn't clean up anything. The sidewalk was covered with fertilizer, wonder what will happen if someone slips and falls on the fertilizer and gets hurt, hummmmm I do need a few extra bucks....:D

David Haggerty
01-09-2002, 06:16 AM
With your kind of sense of humor you'll like this website:

http://jefflindsay.com/NLCN.shtml

Dave

MOW ED
01-09-2002, 06:39 AM
Originally posted by Chemlawn
Inside every LCO is a Chemlawn employee just fighting to get out.

Don't fight it.

Fighting to get out, hah.

I make more money off of those jokers than you'll ever know.

Obviously you have nothing to do with Chemlawn but it is a funny post. It sure is the dog days of winter.

lawncare
01-09-2002, 06:43 AM
Well at least we know their words and chemicals are worth the same.Nothing

gunputt
01-09-2002, 08:49 AM
So far , the best part about starting my own lawn service, is that this year I will not have to look at Chemlawn trucks in my neighborhood. All their accounts belong to me now. :D

rodney
01-09-2002, 01:51 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by jimlewis
[B]Chemlawn picking a fight with LCOs. LOL. This is hillarious. It's like the taco bell dog marching into a pit bull arena and mouthing off.

i got $10.oo on those pit bulls.

LAWNS AND MOWER
01-09-2002, 02:50 PM
Where's Chemlawn?? I feel as if we're a victim of a hit and run. It seems as if Chemlawn is another "one post wonder"!!!!!!

LAWNS AND MOWER

jeffex
01-09-2002, 03:01 PM
I remember when Hechingers Home Stores were the #1 game in town before Home Depot and Lowes. Chem lawn did the same thing they started dummying down the job to scratch out the last profits and reduced the quality of service down also. Only time will tell if the same thing happens to chemlawn

yergus
01-09-2002, 03:14 PM
hey mr chemlawn, i just wanted to thank you for your services. if it hadn't been for you guys, my customers would not have known how much better i can make their lawns look when they dump your company.
once again, thank you.

thelawnguy
01-09-2002, 03:30 PM
Let me guess...he uses a power reel? :rolleyes:

CSRA Landscaping
01-09-2002, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by thelawnguy
Let me guess...he uses a power reel? :rolleyes:


LOL :laugh:

plymouthvaliant73
01-09-2002, 05:10 PM
http://www.kdb.s5.com/images/fly_fisher_big.gif

Twotoros
01-09-2002, 07:29 PM
:jester: Nice to have a court jester on board,Chemlawn. You will be good for plenty'o'laughs. Please say something else funny.:laugh:

Runner
01-09-2002, 07:52 PM
That was just one of us having fun, - but it WAS funny though!:p (No, it wasn't me!:cool: )