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CAPT Stream Rotar
08-15-2008, 10:30 PM
i dropped the ball

smacked a waitress's ass @ a company lunch


this sucks...i just remembered.

DanaMac
08-15-2008, 10:33 PM
i dropped the ball

smacked a waitress's ass @ a company lunch


this sucks...i just remembered.

Uhhh.... how much did you have to drink? Is this going to compromise this new job position? Don't know what else to say, but good luck.

CAPT Stream Rotar
08-15-2008, 10:35 PM
Uhhh.... how much did you have to drink? Is this going to compromise this new job position? Don't know what else to say, but good luck.

alot,maybe,but most likely just hear about it for a long time....

BrandonV
08-15-2008, 10:38 PM
oh boy, you're joking right? I hope so because she might be thinking she can get a piece of the pear (bartlett joke, get it?)

DanaMac
08-15-2008, 10:38 PM
My pops did the same at a strip club I took him to when he came out on vacation. Good thing the girl is a friend of ours, otherwise we'd have been thrown out.

CAPT Stream Rotar
08-15-2008, 10:41 PM
oh boy, you're joking right? I hope so because she might be thinking she can get a piece of the pear (bartlett joke, get it?)
na brah...

bran, all i remember is my work buddy goes

"you cant do that"

f

this sucks....

::gest cic and looks for a new job::

Mike Leary
08-15-2008, 11:03 PM
:::Opens up the ROTAR LOOKING FOR WORK website, again::::::

irrig8r
08-15-2008, 11:15 PM
Cappy, you serious? Never drink too much at a company function... in fact, if you just make it look like you're drinking, you might learn a few useful things about other people...

Both my sisters and my daughter have worked as waitresses at one time or another... the sh*t they have to put up with is unbelievable... but maybe the tips were worth it.

So, did you tip her?

Mike Leary
08-15-2008, 11:18 PM
So, did you tip her?

Might have tipped her over.

DanaMac
08-15-2008, 11:19 PM
Hey you made a mistake. Man up to it. Apologize to both the woman and your co-workers. Even if you have to go back and track her down. Then learn from it.

BrandonV
08-15-2008, 11:19 PM
that suck man, I hope everything pans out. Any big wigs there? Or just crewmen?

Mike Leary
08-15-2008, 11:21 PM
Even if you have to go back and track her down.

And propose to her.

Without A Drought
08-15-2008, 11:21 PM
that sucks, i puked in front of my foreman last night. can't remember the last time i puked. in my front lawn nonetheless. S___ happens.

pg

BrandonV
08-15-2008, 11:23 PM
wow u yanks party hard during the week.

Dennis Spencer
08-15-2008, 11:39 PM
There goes your chances for political office

FIMCO-MEISTER
08-16-2008, 07:09 AM
Be non chalant about it and if anybody brings it up just say SO WHAT"S THE BIG FRIGGIN DEAL? If you dwell on it too long you'll end up in AA.


Seriously though Gregg's advice is good. Don't drink at company functions.

CAPT Stream Rotar
08-16-2008, 08:44 AM
I didn't want to even go...

Wet_Boots
08-16-2008, 09:11 AM
Strictly as an aid to social drinking, for those who might overindulge, one might look to see if one can't develop a taste for less potent drinks, like, say, Campari and soda.

AI Inc
08-16-2008, 09:20 AM
Campari makes a much better formula 1 sponsor then a drink.

Wet_Boots
08-16-2008, 09:26 AM
It's a weird drink, but bitter flavors become more palatable as one becomes decrepit. Something like Campari gives the taste buds something to do (like complain) while you sip.

FIMCO-MEISTER
08-16-2008, 10:16 AM
How about eating a lot of food prior to the event to feel too stuffed to drink.

Tom Tom
08-16-2008, 10:20 AM
i dropped the ball

smacked a waitress's ass @ a company lunch


this sucks...i just remembered.


What did the waitress do?


She slap you back?

FIMCO-MEISTER
08-16-2008, 10:23 AM
i dropped the ball

smacked a waitress's ass @ a company lunch


this sucks...i just remembered.

You really blew it now cuz I was thinking of visiting you with my daughter next time i'm in Boston. Course she'd kick you in the nutz and cause you to puke in front of the whole party.

Wet_Boots
08-16-2008, 11:00 AM
You really blew it now cuz I was thinking of visiting you with my daughter next time i'm in Boston. Course she'd kick you in the nutz and cause you to puke in front of the whole party.Can you feel the love...

DanaMac
08-16-2008, 11:02 AM
Can you feel the love...

That's what he was doing when he smacked her :laugh:

Waterit
08-16-2008, 11:04 AM
IS CSR still invited to the Irrigators Bash later this year?

DanaMac
08-16-2008, 11:05 AM
IS CSR still invited to the Irrigators Bash later this year?

Only with his hands tied behind his back.

CAPT Stream Rotar
08-16-2008, 11:28 AM
I dont even know if i did it.....

BrandonV
08-16-2008, 11:37 AM
usually a good sign you did

Wet_Boots
08-16-2008, 12:08 PM
Uh-oh, I can hear it now - "Was I good, or was I bad?"

Mike Leary
08-16-2008, 02:25 PM
Only with his hands tied behind his back.

And his mouth duct taped.

hoskm01
08-16-2008, 04:08 PM
I dont even know if i did it.....
Youch, bad point to be at amongst co-workers. As Brandon said, good sign you did do it, if you don't remember.

So you think youre going to get canned, or just embarrased and dont want to go back?

Wet_Boots
08-16-2008, 04:24 PM
"You said em-bare-assed"

Mike Leary
08-16-2008, 05:49 PM
So you think youre going to get canned, or just embarrased and dont want to go back?

:::arranges for lawnsite helicopter to extract ROTAR::::

Wet_Boots
08-16-2008, 05:57 PM
He can roll down to Bridgewater and start his new solo career.

koster_irrigation
08-16-2008, 05:59 PM
this thread is useless without pictures of the chick

Wet_Boots
08-16-2008, 06:01 PM
this thread is useless without pictures of the chick(I'll bet her ass is so big it has its own zip code)

hoskm01
08-16-2008, 06:05 PM
this thread is useless without pictures of the chick

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/waitress.jpg



Where's everyone else's beer, RotAr?

Mike Leary
08-16-2008, 06:19 PM
http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/waitress.jpg



Where's everyone else's beer, RotAr?

Oh no, even worse, Mom was working the gig.

Wet_Boots
08-16-2008, 06:27 PM
Mom has big hands, to hold six steins.

AI Inc
08-16-2008, 08:48 PM
So ya played a little grab ass , no big deal. Dont mention it, if they do laugh it off.

irrig8r
08-16-2008, 08:53 PM
Is there an employee handbook to refer to?

Mike Leary
08-16-2008, 10:03 PM
Is there an employee handbook to refer to?

Let's see, my company manual said, " no employee shall get so hammered
as to cause discomfort to any female or male participant." I think it was page
301 that talked about puking.

Mike Leary
08-16-2008, 10:08 PM
Is there an employee handbook to refer to?

Let's see, my company manual said, " no employee shall get so hammered
as to cause discomfort to any female or male participant." I think it was page
301 that talked about puking.

Wet_Boots
08-16-2008, 10:13 PM
There's an echo.

FIMCO-MEISTER
08-16-2008, 11:00 PM
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive.

better laugh it off Eddie

Wet_Boots
08-16-2008, 11:08 PM
Have they dusted the waitress for fingerprints? We may have an innocent Rotar here.

CAPT Stream Rotar
08-17-2008, 12:04 PM
Just talked to one of my buddies from work...

turns out I told the waitress she had a nice ass, and that I would love to smack it!

THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!

I still have gainful employment

Wet_Boots
08-17-2008, 12:08 PM
What?!! All this conjecture for nothing? We were going to set you up with that Bridgewater install.

CAPT Stream Rotar
08-17-2008, 12:10 PM
What?!! All this conjecture for nothing? We were going to set you up with that Bridgewater install.


who has a Bridgewater install?

and no i only assaulted her backside verbally..

hoskm01
08-17-2008, 12:13 PM
who has a Bridgewater install?

and no i only assaulted her backside verbally..
Go back and take her home this time.

CAPT Stream Rotar
08-17-2008, 12:14 PM
I went back yesterday and apoligized to her....
:)

Wet_Boots
08-17-2008, 12:16 PM
I went back yesterday and apoligized to her....
:)This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship...
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:9tFbYt1vE1ViiM:https://proprintwear.com/images/Touche%2520Fit%2520Trim%2520Black%2520Shorts%25202.jpg

lowvolumejeff
08-17-2008, 01:27 PM
Cappy: glad it turned out, and bet you learned a lot from this weekend on angst. Been there, done that, and came away believing, really believing,the old maxim "Don't s^^t where you eat". Matter of fact, I stopped drinking around any co-workers and company functions. As an earlier poster suggested, It is amazing how much you learn while sipping ginger ale as others are imbibing. :)
Jeff