Who In Central Florida wants a $1,000,000

[FIREPLUG1111]

I have an interesting problem. I MIGHT be willing to pay someone a Extremily LARGE AMOUNT of money if they can KILL THE DAM WEEDS IN MY YARD! I have tried weed killer, roundup, roundup pro, fire, and some other things that would land me in jail. Fire worked real good. Killed the weeds and the DAM palmettos. But they all came back in a few days, But hey amazingly enough guess what didnt came back.... MY GRASS..... Go figure.

[mikecaldwell1204]

What type of turf do you have? Pm me and we can talk.

[Mickhippy]

For $1000000 I will fly over, camp in your back yard and pull every weed by hand until there are no weeds left. I do require cold beer after 4pm every afternoon though!

[FIREPLUG1111]

mikecaldwell1204
TURF? Not to sure what that is, If your talking about my lawn, Then its WEEDS.........

[FIREPLUG1111]

mikecaldwell1204
TURF? Not to sure what that is, If your talking about my lawn, Then its WEEDS.........TURFWEED

[Grits]

If it is too far-gone, you may just have to start over. Round-up the entire yard and let it die. Wait about a week and do it again. Wait another week and lay some sod.

[mikecaldwell1204]

Ill redo your entire yard for you and wont even charge you a million.