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WalkGood
10-30-2008, 12:36 AM
Last blowout of the day was a doozy. 8-zoner fairly new install, 2 VB's. I've never been there before. I cannot find the back VB nor blowout port. Lady of the house says it's under the deck - I take a second look.... there's more room under a Toyota Corolla with saggy suspension. Sorry no camera for pics. They just had the deck installed at end of Summer.

She says the water shutoff is in the basement by the controller. Homeowner shows me the clock and the valve next to it. Meet the family dog and cat, dog wants to play. Shutoff the water.

No hatch in the deck for access. I belly crawl under there, on elbows like I'm escaping from Stalag 13. Squeezing between the deck post and the central air unit. I just barely fit - I'm 6 foot and 210 not fat. BTW, it rained BIG time yesterday and again hard for 30 minutes just prior to my arrival. Go to hook up the hose and I need the 3/4" fitting not the 1/2" thread. Crawl out again. Re-configure and crawl back. Then out again to turn on the compressor.

Now I figure, I'm not crawling under there again except to disconnect, so I'm gonna use the controller to open each valve. Just at that point, homeowner says she has to leave and pick up her kid at school. "BYE"!

I don't like when the customer is not home and I have to go inside, but she leaves me no choice.

OK, I turn on compressor and go into the house. As soon as I close the screen door and walk to the hallway, Fido comes along. This time he doesn't wanna play. He is pissed and growling. Every time I try to (slowly)move either to get to the basement door or to get out the way I came in, he advances and growls. Tried to squat down to his level, talk nice.... he growls. I'm stuck. Trapped for almost 20 minutes. Customer has not returned.

If I stand still, Fido stops growling and puts away the fangs. Now I'm thinking maybe I could give him a steel-toe boot to chomp on while I run out. Not a great big dog, but I don't wanna hurt him on purpose by kicking my way past him.

I see some kids sneakers on the floor of the hall, grab them trying to entice the dog to play fetch. Toss one at a time into a bedroom with a door.... he just looks at it but won't get in the room enough for me to close the door.

Then the cat comes over to me. Not sure if Fido is protective of the cat, but I pet the cat. Then Fido comes over and lets me pet him. Either Fido was jealous and wanted in on the free scratch behind the ears, or the cat told him I was OK. We're buds now, Fido lets me pass.

So I run through all the zones off the controller and I am about to close the locked door. The tenant comes over and says she has no water in her apartment. I go back in the basement, and turn on the valve I shut off earlier. That valve , right next to the sprinkler controller is for the apartment! So now I'm confused. I look around some more and find another valve hidden under the basement laundry room sink (sink is just next to where the controller is hung). It was off, customers hubby musta shut it off already since the wifey told me the other valve 6-feet off the floor was the irrigation feed valve.

Never did see the wifey - she did NOT get "right back".

Unless they cut an access hatch in the deck, they are being dropped. Not a good way to end the day.

:dizzy:

AI Inc
10-30-2008, 05:55 AM
I had 1 like that on Saturday. BF was older then me. Boiler drain was in the ground with a busted handle.2 zones wouldnt come up Had a feeling I knew where the valves were and they were 2 ft underground. Old rb turn dial clock. Told the guy he,s all set be be ready to spend money come springtime. When rolling up the hose I realized the house hasnt been painted in 7 yrs. I realy dont see this guy spending money come springtime.

After thet one I called it a day.

DanaMac
10-30-2008, 07:36 AM
I had one Tuesday where I wouldn't get out of the truck until I got a hold of the H/O on the phone inside his house. Dog came up to my door right away and was growling and showing fangs. Didn't back down until H/O came out. great dog after that.

Sounds like a fun one WG.

AI Inc
10-30-2008, 07:40 AM
I have a customer who is a cop and lives up the street from me. He has 2 pit bulls 1 nice , 1 not so nice.
Last summer I went to replace a valve, walked thru the gate without thinking. Next thing I know we squared off.
After about 5 minutes ( seemed like an hr) he realized I was braver then I am smart .

FIMCO-MEISTER
10-30-2008, 08:24 AM
I have a customer who is a cop and lives up the street from me. He has 2 pit bulls 1 nice , 1 not so nice.
Last summer I went to replace a valve, walked thru the gate without thinking. Next thing I know we squared off.
After about 5 minutes ( seemed like an hr) he realized I was braver then I am smart .

Only way to do it. I walked into a yard and turned the corner to find a huge rottweiler looking me over. Had no time to get back to the gate so I nonchalantly kept walking at it and said "Good Boy Where is your master?" He lowered his guard and was fine but my heart was beating at triple speed.

Another time I had three dogs go after me while jogging so I turned and ran right at them with a blood curdling scream. They stopped in their tracks and peacefully went away. Dogs just like to see if you have any ballz.

DanaMac
10-30-2008, 08:28 AM
I've been bitten twice by customers' dogs. But they were small ankle biters. Barely broke skin.

WalkGood
10-30-2008, 08:29 AM
Dogs just like to see if you have any ballz.


"Chopper, sic ballz"!!

http://crackle.com/c/Screenbites/Stand_By_Me_Chopper_Sic_Balls_/1619265

Waterit
10-30-2008, 08:37 AM
Been bitten twice by "good" dogs, both times HO forgot to put them up.

The first one, HO was supposed to put dog up and unlock gate. I find the gate locked (smarter man would have thought "uh-oh") so I threw tools and shovel over fence and climbed it. Got maybe 10 steps before 120 lb. German Shepherd comes flying off deck and bites me on leg. Punched him in the eye and he went all meek and laid back down on deck. So I did the service call anyway. Throw my tools back over fence and am halfway back over it when Sheriff's Dept. shows up with gun drawn. Lets me finish coming over fence and asks for ID, etc., which of course is in truck console, right next to loaded .357. So here I am wearing company shirt, truck has company sign on it, and I am filthy and bleeding, have glue and Teflon on both hands. Deputy seems satisfied that I was giving, not taking, but then he asks about blood on leg. Tell him dog bit me, and when he's done laughing he asks how I got dog to stop. Tell him I punched Fido in eye, he gives me lecture about abusing animals. To top it all off, HO doesn't pay for over 60 days.

DanaMac
10-30-2008, 08:56 AM
WaterIt - do you still work for them? Doubtful, but asking.

ARGOS
10-30-2008, 09:14 AM
The one I like is every time I pull up to homes the dog is outside growling and showing fangs, I am stuck in truck, and the HO comes out and says "Oh don't worry fido doesn't bite". And you know fido wants to bite you more then the mail man.

irrig8r
10-30-2008, 10:39 AM
Never been bit on the job. Had an experience with a stupid Schnauzer when I was in seventh riding my bike to school. He used to chase every kid on a bike that went by.

I slowed down one day and then he really tore after me so I sped up again and he chomped down on my back tire... big PFFFFFT sound and the wheel's momentum flung him up and right past my shoulder. The tire was shot, but he never chased me again.

WalkGood
10-30-2008, 11:28 AM
Had a HUGE German Sheppard break his chain and go at me when I was a kid delivering newspapers. I kept shoving newspapers into his mouth until the owner came out, yelled the dogs name ONCE and the dog immediately retreated w/tail and head lowered. Owner beat the crud outta that dog. After that the dog had an actual thick tow-chain to keep him locked up.

AI Inc
10-30-2008, 11:30 AM
Kinda like the old joke were a service guy asks the customer " does your dog bite" and the customer says no , so he walks over to pet it and gets bit. Looks at customer and says " I thought you said he dosnt bite" and customer replys " thats not my dog"

Waterit
10-30-2008, 03:35 PM
WaterIt - do you still work for them? Doubtful, but asking.

First let me say that I'm not sure I like the new-look forum with the funky earth-tone colors.:confused:

Yes, Dana, I still do work for that particular customer. They are currently in the 7th house I've done for them since we first met over 20 years ago. Gotta love a loyal customer!

Waterit
10-30-2008, 03:36 PM
Kinda like the old joke were a service guy asks the customer " does your dog bite" and the customer says no , so he walks over to pet it and gets bit. Looks at customer and says " I thought you said he dosnt bite" and customer replys " thats not my dog"

That classic line was also used in the "Pink Panther".