Toro Junk

[lawrence stone]

Attention Northern losers while you loafed inside the house watching Judge Judy all winter. I have enjoyed the warm sun and sand of beautiful south west Florida. I now sport a real Florida suntan and a healthy glow of 20 lb less from working and playing in the lovely Florida sun. My southern host whom is royalty in his own right has benefited from Royal presents and my vast knowledge of computers, marketing and commercial estimating. After taking my host's 5 week post grad education in southern turf I will be purchasing a brand new Walker 25 hp GHS 48". Therefore I will be throwing out my present Toro junk mowers and allowing you northern peons to dumpier dive for what parts you so desire. For the next several winters I will be returning to the sunshine state to complete my education in southern turf grass management while you northern losers freeze you tail off watching Judge Judy.

[stslawncare]

wow mr stone not in love with toro any more? talk about a change. how will this effect the stone a green spreader and other stone products?

[lbmd1]

I knew he'd come back born again after crossing the Mason Dixon line.

[steelcity]

losers, peons. hmmm i do not know who you are but maybe while you are at school you could learn more intelligent words to use in your post and think before you start calling us losers or peons. me thinks you are just jealous or making up for something else. if this is how you refer to others on this site then this must bode well for your business.

best of luck!

[kutnkru]

Originally posted by steelcity
losers, peons. hmmm i do not know who you are but maybe while you are at school you could learn more intelligent words to use in your post and think before you start calling us losers or peons. me thinks you are just jealous or making up for something else. if this is how you refer to others on this site then this must bode well for your business.Ahhhh Ha Ha Ha Haaaa!!!!! :laugh:

I'd be willing to bet you hard earned dollars that Professor Stone makes you cry.

[stslawncare]

i agree kutnkru. mr stone is a great man who comes up with many great inventions and runs a very good business and i gurantee its bigger then urs. we missed u mr stone.

[thelawnguy]

Somebody with more time on their hands than I, please resurrect the thread wherein Mr Stone proceeded to completely trash the Walker product line and all those who use such "dumpster dingleberries" lol, lol...

[stslawncare]

cant find the one ur talking about but heres one. http://www.lawnsite.com/showthread.php?threadid=15629&highlight=walkers

[65hoss]

I knew one day Stone would figure out that riding was better than w/b's. It just took him getting educated in the south to find that out.:D

What were some of those statements about people buying new equipment?;)

[fireball]

I'm speechless. I'll just refer to this as the Gulf Coast Revelation

[parkwest]

The great one is back!!

How sweet it is!!

Steelcity, sit back relax and live and learn.

[LAWNGODFATHER]

After you weed out the rubbish, you can clearly see that Stone has come to reason with new technologies and productivity.

So let the I told you so's begin.

[kutnkru]

I didnt know that you were a Walker owner Mike???

I also wouldnt call Walker's in the same category as a Z. I realize that they are both riders but they serve two totally different purposes.

Its almost like trying to say that someone who always drove trucks bought an Escalade and your comparing that purchase to a Ford Explorer. Are they both an SUV -yes. Are they comparable - Id like to think not -LOL!!!

[LAWNGODFATHER]

No I ment a rider in general.

[heygrassman]

Attention Northern losers while you loafed inside the house watching Judge Judy all winter.

Still upset the south lost the war, huh..

[parkwest]

Heygrassman,

I understand your confusion. That quote is written in stonetalk. Let me see if I can translate it for you.

Basically, what he said in that line was, "Hi everyone. It's great to be back home. I sure missed you guys. Love and peace to all of you."

I think that is the PC translation. Hope it helps.

By the way, Mr. Stone is from Pennsylvania concerning the war between the states retort.

[Twotoros]

Well that toro junk is over-priced and the quality has gone down. I am no longer loyal to the brand.

Hey did anyone see that Judge Judy with the...............

[awm]

kinda glad the south lost ,cause i like being a citizen in the united states.wish u wouldnt knock my southern brothers tho.loto
strong feelins their on both sides. and the wars over.lets not do it again.if u dont understand my post ,join the crowd.
later now:)

[cos]

Did you still retain that 52" chest, Stone? Or did you lose some of that too?

Just hope you didn't leave Ric's lawns the same that you posted of yours. LOL

:D

[turfquip]

I ain't buying it.

A leopard doesn't lose it's spots :laugh:

Stone's post was composed for shock value and indeed it has succeeded...

Next, Stone will trade in his antique motor home for a new one?

That's not the Lawrence Stone I know LOL

[LAWNGODFATHER]

Originally posted by turfquip
I ain't buying it.

A leopard doesn't lose it's spots :laugh:

Stone's post was composed for shock value and indeed it has succeeded...

Next, Stone will trade in his antique motor home for a new one?

That's not the Lawrence Stone I know LOL

And you don't think his trip to Florida had any educational value to it? But then again............................................................................................... .................................................................................................... ....................................................You uphold the status of super moderator, so you can't speek anyways.

[Mowman]

WHAT???? The KING of TORO WB's is buying a "JUNK" Walker as he used to refer to them. I'm a PROUD Walker owner and remember that Larry used to CURSE a Walker Mower. The Toro 52" WB was the only way to mow. So WHAT's up Stone????? Why the change of HEART? Explain this to me!!!!!!!!
I know that you will like your new Walker over your old Toro WB's.

Good Luck,
Mowman

[Mike Paulsen]

Gotta see your mug on a Walker to believe this one.LOL. IF it was a Walker it sure wouldn't be a 48"GHS ,maybe a 52" discharge and I do mean maybe.Good laugh though.

[Toroguy]

Its hard to lose twenty pounds with a "Checkers" drive thru nearby...enjoy the melanoma and the new Walker.

[sid]

Originally posted by lawrence stone
Men stand, women sit.

That's all you need to know about this subject.

So you finally came out of the closet & got the operation.

[cos]

Been a sissy?

[LAWNGODFATHER]

cos
LawnSite Addict

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: southeast pa
Posts: 1000


What a wonderfull post to make you an addict.

[sid]

Originally posted by cos
I'm a sissy

You & Mrs. Stone should hook up.

[cos]

Sorry sid that is not what i posted.

Or would that be casey? or Slim Shady? or.....?

[65hoss]

Originally posted by sid


You & Mrs. Stone should hook up.

That means alot coming from Casey/calvin/sid/slim shady/whatever the next thing is.

[cos]

Don't forget Johnny Walker! Remember he was naming it after a whiskey that was spelled Johnnie Walker? LOL

[LAWNGODFATHER]

Hey don't foget Jack D.

Did we miss any?

[cos]

Maybe this is why he changes his name!!!!!!!!?

http://www.lawnsite.com/showthread.php?threadid=18203

Right Kelvin Connelly?

[Ric]

I understand your confusion. That quote is written in stonetalk. Let me see if I can translate it for you.

Basically, what he said in that line was, "Hi everyone. It's great to be back home. I sure missed you guys. Love and peace to all of you."

I think that is the PC translation. Hope it helps.


The above translation is very accurate. Stone will play with your mind while taking the shirt off his back to give it to you. Under his ruff exterior lies a heart of gold. Many of you are to up tight to give Stone the credit he deservers. But the beautiful thing is, he does not give a crap what you think. Take this from someone who knows. ah yes Stone can be a little to much to handle at times a lot of times. But I would like to think Stone is a true friend of mine not a fair weather friend.

I will post more about this thread at a later date.

[cos]

He's a big lovable teddy bear!

:laugh:

[accuratelawn]

O.K. Stone... we're ready for the punch line.




Or a picture of you on your new mower.:jester:

[parkwest]

Let me tell you the guy can't miss. First post back and he already has a scorcher going (look at the flames on forum)

[MATTHEW]

After reading a hundred of his posts, you'll say--Oh, OK, I guess this guy's alright. It's uncanny how he is so much like a very good friend of mine from Las Vegas. I never skip a post from old stoney.

[rodney]

stone
dont you have some sports fields .you may need those toros .

[1MajorTom]

Nah, we don't believe it. Once you get back to the "Commonwealth", you'll change your mind. ;)

[MuskTurfKing]

Lmao, as much as I HATE to admit it, I do like Stone, he's good people. Lmao. That just sounds so funny. He's a tad cocky/weird, but that's okay, so am I. I truly think the forum would be rather dull without his occasional posts here and there that make you laugh.

That 32" Toro rigged up thing that he had with the spreader and sprayer etc. was actually pretty cool.

Lol, welcome back Stone, maybe you should come down to Oklahoma next winter and yack it up with some of us hicks. Just don't expect to stay around here. Hahaha.

We want pics of the Walker! This is what I think it'll look like....

[jeffyr]

Originally posted by lawrence stone
Maybe some Walkers will show for the Northeast rodeo.

But I would hate to see one hit an acorn and break a gearbox.

This was from an oldie ;)
BTW: I can't wait until Lawrence starts to fabricate stuff for the Walker...should be cool.
How you been Stoner ?

jeffyr

[Matt Dudley]

you that brought up toro junk your just a scrub that just needs to shut his mouth before i run my toro down it

[LAWNGODFATHER]

Originally posted by Matt Dudley
you that brought up toro junk your just a scrub that just needs to shut his mouth before i run my toro down it

You registered 09-23-2001 and you wait till today to post the only 4 posts you have.

I don't buy it, also all the posts are garbage and attacking some one.

[Downeast]

I agree with you lgf . maybe someone using duds puter. Like little dud .

[AltaLawnCare]

Hey Stone, when you put those worn out Toros up for sale, be sure to autograph each one so it will bring top dollar.

Love those 'free mumia' signs - but don't include those in your price! :p

[stslawncare]

i agree autograph will probably double the value!!!!!

[ceaman]

wow i just finaly figured out what Mumia is.... i have saw the sign but never new the story...

[captdevo]

Go Stone!!!

I knew Ric would convert ya to join our "Walker Cult" LOL

please send me any ideas and refinements you do to your Walker

if i was you, i'd look into the 26hp EFI, they are sweet.....

kutnkru

are you confused?

A Walker is a Z just like Exmarks, Dixies etc....

to be correct....

Walker = front mount ZTR

Dixie, Exmark, etc...= mid-mount ztr

[tlcservices]

where is stone i though the motor home has a computor onboard

[cos]

Ceaman,

Want to learn more? Go here!

www.danielfaulkner.com

This guy was murdered by Mumia Abdu jamal (Wesley Cook) and you will understand that this guy doesn't want to take responsiblity for his actions.

Check it out!

[kutnkru]

Devo

Im not confused at all -LOL!!!

Its just my personal opinion that if I had to compare a Walker/Z-rider in the suv world I would be more inclined to view a Walker as Cadillac's Escalade and a Z more along the lines of the Ford Explorers.

I just think that they each have their own place in the arsenal, but they shouldnt be thought of in the same class regardless of deck positioning.

[captdevo]

ic...
i guess i misinterpreted....lol

i like Caddys.......

[ceaman]

I read it and was amazed...... Im going to make a new sign in my new mower when it comes in....

CONVICT
O.J.

[MWM]

He may have just bumped his head bending over to kiss his southern hosts A$$

[Ric]

MWM

He may have just bumped his head bending over to kiss his southern hosts A$$


Stone kissing A$$











NOT

[cos]

Okay Ceaman, knock yourself out!

[dmk395]

Lawrence,

Why the Walker?

[snow]

Stone- I see you've responded to a lot of other posts, but ignored this thread you started. I just wanted to see if this is for real or if you are going to still use the toro's this season.


Bryan

[LAWNS AND MOWER]

Food for thought- Just cranked up my 7 year Toro WB on second pull, after sitting idle for 3 months.

LAWNS AND MOWER

[parkwest]

How do we know this is the real Mr. Stone? Maybe the trip to fla. was just a coverup and he was really abducted by aliens and this is a clone.

My suspicions were aroused when several people tried to slam him on this thread and he didn't respond with his usual flair and panache.

[kutnkru]

Originally posted by lawrence stone
Frankly you guys should not even respond to any posts that are written in Ebonics ... If you can't write and speak the King's English you will never make it in ANY business and should get fitted for your fry cook uniform now. ... Writing unreadable crap is a slap in the face to the entire lawnsite community. ...I dont know -LOL!!! I read this reply this morning and it sure does sound an awful lot like Professor Stone to me. :D

[stslawncare]

i do agree, that sounds just like him

[parkwest]

I'm not convinced yet. The above quote from the so-called Mr. Stone still sounds a little mild to me.