DFW Area Landscaper
03-22-2009, 10:40 AM
Wow! I'm beyond belief. Stunned is more like it.
I posted a job offering on Craigslist that reads:
+++Need one person with typing skills to perform data entry for small business. Accuracy is critical. Hours are Monday - Friday, 6:30PM until finished...should take about 2.5 hours per evening. Pay is $200 per week plus a quality/completion bonus of up to $20 per week paid annually in November. Office is a home based business.++++
I have more resumes than I can count. Literally. Within the first 45 minutes I had 14 applicants. Just woke up this morning, checked e-mail, and there are WAY more applicants than I could possibly count. I'm guessing 150 people have applied for this work in under 24 hours.
Amazing.
So I'm interviewing 6 people for this job today, Sunday, and figure I'll make a selection today.
Ok, so, now for some advice. I have a lady who does this work for me, who needs to be let go. She has been great about not calling in sick or "I can't make it tonight" but she just makes too many errors. I'm done spending my time cleaning up her mistakes. This job is just too easy.
Anyway, my goals for the new hire are a.) non-smoker b.) I don't EVER want to get the call that says "I can't make it tonight" and just as I'm heading out to a Ranger's game I learn that I have a 2.5 hour chore dumped in my lap and c.) I don't want to deal with training a new person again this season.
So this is what I dreamed up: week one, the new hire doesn't phone in sick, the season completion bonus is $20, payable after we finish the lawn mowing season. Week two, the bonus is $21. Week three, the bonus is $22. Week four, the bonus is $24.
If the employee goes the entire season without skipping a day, by week 31, the bonus is $51.
However, if the employee calls in sick just once, the bonus is re-set to $20 for the next week.
It would look like this:
Week 1 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $20
Week 2 $21 (perfect attendence) YTD $41
Week 3 $22 (perfect attendence) YTD $63
Week 4 $23 (perfect attendence) YTD $86
Week 5 $24 (perfect attendence) YTD $110
Week 6 $25 (perfect attendence) YTD $135
Week 7 $26 (perfect attendence) YTD $161
Week 8 $27 (perfect attendence) YTD $188
Week 9 $28 (perfect attendence) YTD $216
Week 10 $29 (perfect attendence) YTD $245
Week 11 $30 (perfect attendence) YTD $275
Week 12 $0 (called in sick) YTD $275
Week 13 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $295
You see, one phone call to skip a day, and the weekly year end bonus drops from $30 per week back to $20 and the whole thing starts over. In fact, I was thinking of keeping ALL the extra $1 premiums that accumulate over the season if the employee calls in sick just one time, such that it would look like this:
Week 1 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $20 + $0
Week 2 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $40 + $1
Week 3 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $60 + $3
Week 4 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $80 + $6
Week 5 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $100 + $10
Week 6 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $120 + $15
Week 7 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $140 + $21
Week 8 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $160 + $28
Week 9 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $180 + $36
Week 10 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $190 + $45
Week 11 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $200 + $55
Week 12 $0 (called in sick) YTD $200 +$0
Week 13 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $220 + $0
And if the employee quits mid-season, they forfeit the entire bonus.
What do you guys think?
I posted a job offering on Craigslist that reads:
+++Need one person with typing skills to perform data entry for small business. Accuracy is critical. Hours are Monday - Friday, 6:30PM until finished...should take about 2.5 hours per evening. Pay is $200 per week plus a quality/completion bonus of up to $20 per week paid annually in November. Office is a home based business.++++
I have more resumes than I can count. Literally. Within the first 45 minutes I had 14 applicants. Just woke up this morning, checked e-mail, and there are WAY more applicants than I could possibly count. I'm guessing 150 people have applied for this work in under 24 hours.
Amazing.
So I'm interviewing 6 people for this job today, Sunday, and figure I'll make a selection today.
Ok, so, now for some advice. I have a lady who does this work for me, who needs to be let go. She has been great about not calling in sick or "I can't make it tonight" but she just makes too many errors. I'm done spending my time cleaning up her mistakes. This job is just too easy.
Anyway, my goals for the new hire are a.) non-smoker b.) I don't EVER want to get the call that says "I can't make it tonight" and just as I'm heading out to a Ranger's game I learn that I have a 2.5 hour chore dumped in my lap and c.) I don't want to deal with training a new person again this season.
So this is what I dreamed up: week one, the new hire doesn't phone in sick, the season completion bonus is $20, payable after we finish the lawn mowing season. Week two, the bonus is $21. Week three, the bonus is $22. Week four, the bonus is $24.
If the employee goes the entire season without skipping a day, by week 31, the bonus is $51.
However, if the employee calls in sick just once, the bonus is re-set to $20 for the next week.
It would look like this:
Week 1 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $20
Week 2 $21 (perfect attendence) YTD $41
Week 3 $22 (perfect attendence) YTD $63
Week 4 $23 (perfect attendence) YTD $86
Week 5 $24 (perfect attendence) YTD $110
Week 6 $25 (perfect attendence) YTD $135
Week 7 $26 (perfect attendence) YTD $161
Week 8 $27 (perfect attendence) YTD $188
Week 9 $28 (perfect attendence) YTD $216
Week 10 $29 (perfect attendence) YTD $245
Week 11 $30 (perfect attendence) YTD $275
Week 12 $0 (called in sick) YTD $275
Week 13 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $295
You see, one phone call to skip a day, and the weekly year end bonus drops from $30 per week back to $20 and the whole thing starts over. In fact, I was thinking of keeping ALL the extra $1 premiums that accumulate over the season if the employee calls in sick just one time, such that it would look like this:
Week 1 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $20 + $0
Week 2 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $40 + $1
Week 3 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $60 + $3
Week 4 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $80 + $6
Week 5 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $100 + $10
Week 6 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $120 + $15
Week 7 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $140 + $21
Week 8 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $160 + $28
Week 9 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $180 + $36
Week 10 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $190 + $45
Week 11 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $200 + $55
Week 12 $0 (called in sick) YTD $200 +$0
Week 13 $20 (perfect attendence) YTD $220 + $0
And if the employee quits mid-season, they forfeit the entire bonus.
What do you guys think?