My strangest call yet.

[WHIPPLE5.7]

A guy calls me and the first thing he says is "do you do things other than lawn work" and right then I started wondering why the hell is this guy calling a lawn guy if thats not what he wants done; so I say it just depends on what you need. Then he says he works out of town and is away from home about 80% of the time and that his hot little wife has a really high sex drive and needs it alot more than he can provide. The hair on the back of my neck stood up when he said this. He asked if I maybe interested in servicing her. At that point I thaught this has got to be someone just messing around. I simply told him I don't exactly provide those kinds of services. Had this been before I was married I would have been all over it like stink on sh*t. I was so curious to find out if it was for real but I left it alone. I don't need that kind of trouble with the wife.

[topsites]

Daaaaaaaaaam....

[MnDLawn]

That's the strangest call I have ever heard of.

[Runner]

Freakin' weirdos. These are the type of people that do swapping, and all sorts of stuff in an "open relationship". He probably gets off on the idea of someone else diddlin' his wife. Some guys are like that...and some even like to watch. This way, it portrays their wife as more of an "object", and the degradation and slutiness is what they need to help validate their own unworthiness.

[larryinalabama]

That would be good Winter work

[ChrisGA]

haha dang thats a good call forward her to me haha !!

Monday I got a email wanting me to trade lawn mowing service for a guy's wife to cater a party or my family. Up to 3 max. I was like what the hell haha. But I read the guy's email address and recognized the name and emailed him back giving him hell about asking me to barter services lol

[cgaengineer]

Freakin' weirdos. These are the type of people that do swapping, and all sorts of stuff in an "open relationship". He probably gets off on the idea of someone else diddlin' his wife. Some guys are like that...and some even like to watch. This way, it portrays their wife as more of an "object", and the degradation and slutiness is what they need to help validate their own unworthiness.

Damn Runner, you sure do know a lot about this!!!:laugh:

[1993lx172]

Good point Runner.

[larryinalabama]

tell him your too busy cutting grass, you dont have time to mess with bushes

[cgaengineer]

tell him your too busy cutting grass, you dont have time to mess with bushes

LOL, that was funny!

[Dean of Green]

You could have told the guy 1993lx172's sig line verbatim
It's not the equipment that makes a professional, it's the operator.

[4.3mudder]

Hey, like I have said before, exchange a "service for a service".

badazz though, I would be over that in a heart beat, freakin awesome.

[capelawncare.com]

I would have offered to prune her bush

[4.3mudder]

I would have offered to prune her bush

it could have been a bush or forest, sometimes you have to find the buried treasure. :laugh:

[cgaengineer]

I would have offered to prune her bush

Maybe it was already scalped?

[A-Land]

God you guys are crazy.

[JB1]

april fools day again.

[lawnpro724]

Never had a call like that but did get a call from a guy last week and the first thing he said was what kind of mowers do you have? I asked him what he needed cut and again he wanted to know what kind of mowers I had and wouldn't answer me until I told him. I politely said we have mowers to cut anything he needed. Then he asked if we used ZTR mowers and wanted to know how big and what brand. I have never been grilled like that before by another customer. I guess he must have signed up with someone who didn't have what they needed to do the job in the past. I don't know about the rest of you but I don't take on jobs we don't have the tools or experience for. He called back later that day and explained that the previous lawn service used tractors and mowed in the same direction all the time ruining his lawn and wanted someone new with large ZTRs so they would be able to alternate the mowing pattern to keep the ruts down to a minimum. He said he has over 2.5 acres and wanted to make sure the mowers were large enough so he could keep costs down. Go figure