My best day landscaping...

[CrystalCreek]

Well today was the first day of cutting this season. Mowers ran perfectly, trucks ran perfectly, and everything went perfect. Many customers home being this is spring break for the schools in my area. Got to keep the kids busy.:laugh: Many people came out to pay and some were even lining up work. Landed a planting that will make me $2400:clapping: I didnt think anything could get better, until I was eating lunch. Im sitting in my truck, reading and eating, when I hear the voice of a girl talking to me. There standing next to the truck was this absolutly beautiful girl. I have seen her many time before, but only from a distance. She was flirting with me and asked if I had a girlfriend. I realized that she was way too young for me. I asked her how old she was, and she said 17.:cry: I have a very young looking face. I am always getting carded at the bar even though I am 28. I had to break her heart and let her down gently. I felt bad as I watched her walk away. She made me feel like I still have some game left in me. What a great day.

[capetan]

..........i think your best day landscaping would be if she said I'm 18 ....... :)
but still very good day

[KrayzKajun]

..........i think your best day landscaping would be if she said I'm 18 ....... :)
but still very good day

should have asked when her birthday was ??:hammerhead::hammerhead:

[JDavisLandscapes]

should have asked when her birthday was ??:hammerhead::hammerhead:

Haha yea definitly....:laugh::laugh:

[JPsDuramax]

Too bad you don't live in GA...legal age of consent is 16 :dizzy: Just a thought:laugh:

[Triplex]

I'm pretty sure the legal age of consent is when Daddy ain't looking.:cool2:

[JPsDuramax]

Tell that to the judge :laugh:

[KrayzKajun]

Tell that to the judge :laugh:

but your honor. you would never believe she was 16 by the thngs she did!!:nono:

[Triplex]

but your honor. you would never believe she was 16 by the thngs she did!!:nono:

My attorney has advised me that if there's grass on the field, play ball.:drinkup:

[CrystalCreek]

Man you guys are bad:laugh::laugh: She did mention that she will be 18 by next years senior prom. But I think a 29 year old and an 18 year old would be weird.

[Triplex]

You have to compete with rich middle aged men for women your own age, so it's only fair.

[lawnpro724]

here in good old IL they throw you in jail for just thinking about it.

[JosephLawnCare]

Your going to regret turning her down every morning you wake up!!!!

[CrystalCreek]

Your going to regret turning her down every morning you wake up!!!!

Hahahaha. Thanks man. I always love when people pour salt into my wounds. But seriously, It could have ended with me in jail and a record for life. I can wait a year, if she is still intrested....Nah, we would have nothing in common.:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Looking Good Lawn Service]

this is a great post, very interesting, yeah, next time ask her when her birthday is, and keep her on the back burner for the time being, be friends....then make it happen!

[DuallyVette]

Damn...bunch of cradle robbers ! :)

[albhb3]

you 2 have more in common than you think.... you have money and she wants your money...lol

[Lucky Star Lawn Care]

My attorney has advised me that if there's grass on the field, play ball.:drinkup:

If not flip em over and play in the mud....:laugh::nono::nono:

[Ramairfreak98ss]

..........i think your best day landscaping would be if she said I'm 18 ....... :)
but still very good day

sure would lol, worthless without pics anyway!

[CrystalCreek]

Dang guys, and I thought I was horny. I am mulching tomorrow. It is going to be 65*, so maybe the shirt comes off for a little while. Got to show off the six pack.:laugh: Also found out here dad is the town mechanic, so maybe I could date her, and her could fix my trucks and trailers....Or have one of the cops in town kill me.

[Henry]

What's this "town mechanic" nonsense, did you move to mayberry? I think 17 is legal there.

[albhb3]

you can just get her birth cert changed obozo did:hammerhead:

[Furness & Sons L&L]

Man you guys are bad:laugh::laugh: She did mention that she will be 18 by next years senior prom. But I think a 29 year old and an 18 year old would be weird.

I agree, I can see it now," which photo package do u want to get?"

[DLAWNS]

Dang guys, and I thought I was horny. I am mulching tomorrow. It is going to be 65*, so maybe the shirt comes off for a little while. Got to show off the six pack.:laugh: Also found out here dad is the town mechanic, so maybe I could date her, and her could fix my trucks and trailers....Or have one of the cops in town kill me.

Right...what a bunch of horny dudes...lol. That's pretty cool, though that she was all up on ya, though. What's the matter, you don't meet tons of beautiful, eligible women while cutting grass all day? Ha Ha:laugh:

[pylnrcr]

Sounds like nest year has a chance to start off even better...

[CrystalCreek]

Right...what a bunch of horny dudes...lol. That's pretty cool, though that she was all up on ya, though. What's the matter, you don't meet tons of beautiful, eligible women while cutting grass all day? Ha Ha:laugh:

Late nite of posting dude?:laugh::laugh: I dont think the woman are drawn to smelly men with green hands. Oh well, beach season is coming, so I'll be visiting jenks looking for the jersey beauties. (LOVE THE SHORE!!!)

[CrystalCreek]

Sounds like nest year has a chance to start off even better...

Might be a nice dream, but I really am looking for something serious. I have had my fair share of fun, so maybe its time to start settleing down. Time will tell what happens.

[flatlander42]

my in'laws are over 10 years apart....and sooo are many people. couldn't you hang out "legally" w/o shaggin her. You would have a chance in making a friend to see if you would Want to be serious.

[StBalor]

Haven't you ever heard of the DON'T ASK DON'T TELL RULE?

lol. Glad to hear its going good for ya.

[DLAWNS]

Late nite of posting dude?:laugh::laugh: I dont think the woman are drawn to smelly men with green hands. Oh well, beach season is coming, so I'll be visiting jenks looking for the jersey beauties. (LOVE THE SHORE!!!)

Yeah....lotta late nights lately. I finish work and then paint and work on the rest of my house until real late and then fall asleep with the laptop on me after playing on Lawnsite for a few minutes.:laugh:

[J&R Landscaping]

Yeah....lotta late nights lately. I finish work and then paint and work on the rest of my house until real late and then fall asleep with the laptop on me after playing on Lawnsite for a few minutes.:laugh:

This time of the year brings the long days! I enjoy it and wouldn't have in any other way though!

[jiggz]

The age of consent in New Jersey is 16..still too young though.. when i was 29 i was going out with a 19 yr old.. and just to here her talk would drive me cray..to big of an age gap people that young are still morons for the most part haha

[borwicks]

I dont even talk to girls that look younger than 28. The girls coming out of the high school look like they should be in college. Times have changed. When I was in school the girls were skinny and not filled out.