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ICS
04-23-2009, 06:41 PM
I went to a service call today and the manifold boxes were full w/ dirt so I told her that I had to clean them out so I can work on the valves. She looks at me and asked if that was included in my job description (not joking either) and paused for a second and just told her my job description is do whatever it takes to make it right.

mitchgo
04-23-2009, 07:02 PM
Gotta get to them valves somehow

DanaMac
04-23-2009, 07:02 PM
What did she expect? That you would ask her to do it?

I had one new lady on the phone the other day, and she asked if we worked on Fridays. I said "No, I'm sorry. Only Wednesdays." Didn't take long for me to crack up laughing. Got her scheduled on a Friday though.

Without A Drought
04-23-2009, 08:54 PM
I wonder who's job description clearing a VB falls under.

that said, i get "do you know what you're doing", or "how long have you been doing this" a lot. most of the time I tell them i just started this morning.

mitchgo
04-23-2009, 09:35 PM
most of the time I tell them i just started this morning.

I'm going to start saying that hahaha

hoskm01
04-23-2009, 10:25 PM
I wonder who's job description clearing a VB falls under.

that said, i get "do you know what you're doing", or "how long have you been doing this" a lot. most of the time I tell them i just started this morning.
Ive said that a few times, I usually follow with a "do you know what this thing is?"

ARGOS
04-24-2009, 12:17 AM
As my dentist always said...just don't say "oops".

FIMCO-MEISTER
04-24-2009, 06:19 AM
Another good one is.. "It's not working! What do you think the problem is?" See how long you can maintain a straight face as the machinations in their brain start popping.

DanaMac
04-24-2009, 08:33 AM
Another good one is.. "It's not working! What do you think the problem is?" See how long you can maintain a straight face as the machinations in their brain start popping.

That's a good one too. I love when they ask if they can help. "Sure go grab a shovel, it's time for my break". That got a good response once.

hoskm01
04-24-2009, 09:13 AM
That's a good one too. I love when they ask if they can help. "Sure go grab a shovel, it's time for my break". That got a good response once.
haha. That irks me when im working T&M. "Anything I can do to help?"

YES. STOP LOOMING OVER ME AND GO THE PHUCK AWAY UNTIL IM DONE AND SUMMON YOU!

Kiril
04-24-2009, 11:51 AM
YES. STOP LOOMING OVER ME AND GO THE PHUCK AWAY UNTIL IM DONE AND SUMMON YOU!

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hoskm01
04-24-2009, 10:24 PM
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FIMCO-MEISTER
04-25-2009, 09:28 AM
;););););););)

Ditto..That was definitely a thread killer

Waterbringer
04-28-2009, 04:08 AM
Yeah, when it's raining outside people are invariably surprised that we work in rainy weather. I work in the Pacific NW.

So no, we don't take 337 days a year off. And no, we aren't scared of water. We're irrigators working in the NW.

But we DO subcontract out for valve-box-clearing, as this kind of arduous, technical, and potentially life-threatening endeavor could only be accomplished by someone with a Valve-box-clearing-out license, obtained by clearing out no less than 2,000 valve boxes, 1,500 of which have to be supervised by another journeyman valve-box-cleaner, and maintained by 30 hours of continuing valve-box-cleaning related education every 3 years and a 70% score on the written valve-box-cleaner certification exam.

Yeah.

EagleLandscape
04-28-2009, 07:10 AM
... and I thought Tejas was bad...:)

hoskm01
04-28-2009, 08:59 AM
Yeah, when it's raining outside people are invariably surprised that we work in rainy weather. I work in the Pacific NW.

So no, we don't take 337 days a year off. And no, we aren't scared of water. We're irrigators working in the NW.

But we DO subcontract out for valve-box-clearing, as this kind of arduous, technical, and potentially life-threatening endeavor could only be accomplished by someone with a Valve-box-clearing-out license, obtained by clearing out no less than 2,000 valve boxes, 1,500 of which have to be supervised by another journeyman valve-box-cleaner, and maintained by 30 hours of continuing valve-box-cleaning related education every 3 years and a 70% score on the written valve-box-cleaner certification exam.

Yeah.
Wow. Welcome to the site. When do you think you might go after your license?

Mike Leary
04-28-2009, 10:04 AM
But we DO subcontract out for valve-box-clearing, as this kind of arduous, technical, and potentially life-threatening endeavor could only be accomplished by someone with a Valve-box-clearing-out license.

That is one hard ticket to get; takes years. Welcome to the site, that makes four of us from WA, plus Dirty Water who's missing.

ARGOS
04-28-2009, 10:15 AM
that makes four of us from WA.

Let you freak flag fly.

WalkGood
04-28-2009, 10:47 AM
Yeah, when it's raining outside people are invariably surprised that we work in rainy weather. I work in the Pacific NW.

So no, we don't take 337 days a year off. And no, we aren't scared of water. We're irrigators working in the NW.




With that much rain, why bother having an irrigation system? :rolleyes:

Mike Leary
04-28-2009, 11:12 AM
With that much rain, why bother having an irrigation system? :rolleyes:

During the summer and fall, we often have less rain than Phoenix. :clapping:

Wet_Boots
04-28-2009, 11:37 AM
So, plant rocks.

Mike Leary
04-28-2009, 03:32 PM
So, plant rocks.

I can't afford to have Kiril come up and instruct in proper placement.

Waterbringer
04-28-2009, 11:47 PM
True -- July and August are pretty bad. Folks new to the area are sometimes surprised that anybody has sprinkler systems because it 'rains all the time.' The 337 days was a joke, by the way. Chicago actually gets more rainfall than we do in the Seattle area.

I DID just warm up and dry out from a 45-degree downpour this afternoon. But yeah, unless you have a landscape made entirely of established native stuff and don't mind a brown lawn a couple months a year (or a bunch of hand/hose watering) then yeah, no need for irrigation. Now, excuse me while I go toss my work clothes in the dryer. . .

Kiril
04-29-2009, 07:56 AM
But yeah, unless you have a landscape made entirely of established native stuff and don't mind a brown lawn a couple months a year (or a bunch of hand/hose watering) then yeah, no need for irrigation.

Sounds good to me! :clapping:

Waterit
05-01-2009, 08:41 AM
I wonder who's job description clearing a VB falls under.

that said, i get "do you know what you're doing", or "how long have you been doing this" a lot. most of the time I tell them i just started this morning.

I like to answer not "not very long, but I did finish reading the book on the way over here".

FIMCO-MEISTER
05-01-2009, 09:37 AM
I like to answer not "not very long, but I did finish reading the book on the way over here".

How are you doing?

Staying busy I hope.