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soloscaperman
06-18-2009, 03:43 PM
When I had my walker which was painful I tried to think the grass was money now with the rider I cant stop thinking about how much easier life is and fun it is to sit and work.

I think about sex, putting AFR heads and bore my car to a 383, life, future goals, what project I can sell to the customer on that lawn and how to get the other guys lawn.

2brothersyardcare
06-18-2009, 03:45 PM
i think bout the same and other lawns

johnnybravo8802
06-18-2009, 03:47 PM
When I had my walker which was painful I tried to think the grass was money now with the rider I can stop thinking about how much easier life is.

I think about sex, putting AFR heads and bore my car to a 383, life, future goals, what project I can sell to the customer on that lawn and how to get the other guys lawn.
I'm usually just thinking about SEX!!!!! That's why I mow, it gives me more time to think about it.:clapping:

soloscaperman
06-18-2009, 03:49 PM
LOL seriously I am gonna read every comment on this thread, hope the hot homeowners don't read this.

GreenmanCT
06-18-2009, 03:50 PM
im thinking about how straight my lines look.

soloscaperman
06-18-2009, 04:02 PM
I agree it comes so natural I forgot and even when I leave the yard I still look at the lines.

S.I.
06-18-2009, 04:08 PM
I don't know if there is a time that I don't think about sex.

What I think about while mowing? I think my mind turns to jello when the engine starts, because I can't recall thinking about anything while I'm mowing. I just relax and go with the flow.

scagmanjosh
06-18-2009, 04:25 PM
I'm usually just thinking about SEX!!!!! That's why I mow, it gives me more time to think about it.:clapping:

Word. When the mind starts to wander that always pops in the brain it seems.

grandview (2006)
06-18-2009, 04:40 PM
Sex is always a good thought. I start to think of some of my next lawns ,thinking about if the good looking neighbor will be out on the deck sunbathing!

TheUfan
06-18-2009, 04:43 PM
money, sex, nothing, followed by sex and then money or was that sex?

Thomas_e102
06-18-2009, 04:46 PM
I think about how I can raise there rates. What more I can get out of them. So I can buy that new fishing boat I was thinking about last night. Really I do but I think about my boys and wife. What I have to do after I get home. When the dam rain is going to slow down. How to get rid of a account that B&%$#s about everything.

Scotland Yard and Garden
06-18-2009, 05:34 PM
I think about why I wasted so many years at a desk job. I think about all the bills that have to be sent out and of course I think about what other services I can offer this homeowner to make more money so I can have more toys which makes me what to have more sex
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KCfireman
06-18-2009, 05:35 PM
i think bout the same and other lawnsYour thinkin about how to type better.

johnnybravo8802
06-18-2009, 05:44 PM
Word. When the mind starts to wander that always pops in the brain it seems.
I usually have to stop thinking about sex to think about something else. There's not much time for anything else!!!!!:weightlifter::weightlifter:

justanotherlawnguy
06-18-2009, 06:07 PM
Here is a list:
I think about how fast can I finish this job so that I can get to the next one.
It's hot today
I also think about how I am never gonna get it all done.
I think about how much could I sell my business for.
My damn trailer needs tires again
It's really hot today
I hope that neighbor walking towards me does not want his yard done
I hope my brand new pos stihl edger cranks in less than 20 pulls
I gotta get gas for something today
Man that chick jogging is hot
Riding this z never gets old
I am hungry
I heard this damn song an hour ago
Did I mention it was hot today
I wonder when it's gonna rain today
Whoops, I forgot to check those voicemails yesterday
I cannot believe I get paid to do this
Great now it is thundering and lightning
I wish I was out riding my bike
I am starving and I just ate
I hate this yard
I love this yard
Damn could it be any hotter out today
How come I pass 4000 lco on a daily basis and there are none on this street
I am sick of subway
There are a million more but I am sick of typing

It's hot out today
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Lazer_Z
06-18-2009, 06:14 PM
Your thinkin about how to type better.:laugh::laugh:

DaddyRabbit
06-18-2009, 06:16 PM
Rich, orphaned Red Heads!

2brothersyardcare
06-18-2009, 06:17 PM
all the ct guys talking bout sex i wonder me 2

Lazer_Z
06-18-2009, 06:28 PM
all the ct guys talking bout sex i wonder me 2English please :confused: :dizzy:

davis45
06-18-2009, 06:56 PM
"its so freakin hot"

"I never imagined doing this my whole life"

"Lets quit early so we can get on the lake and fish sooner"

"I love money"

Scotland Yard and Garden
06-18-2009, 07:00 PM
Here is a list:
I think about how fast can I finish this job so that I can get to the next one.
It's hot today
I also think about how I am never gonna get it all done.
I think about how much could I sell my business for.
My damn trailer needs tires again
It's really hot today
I hope that neighbor walking towards me does not want his yard done
I hope my brand new pos stihl edger cranks in less than 20 pulls
I gotta get gas for something today
Man that chick jogging is hot
Riding this z never gets old
I am hungry
I heard this damn song an hour ago
Did I mention it was hot today
I wonder when it's gonna rain today
Whoops, I forgot to check those voicemails yesterday
I cannot believe I get paid to do this
Great now it is thundering and lightning
I wish I was out riding my bike
I am starving and I just ate
I hate this yard
I love this yard
Damn could it be any hotter out today
How come I pass 4000 lco on a daily basis and there are none on this street
I am sick of subway
There are a million more but I am sick of typing

It's hot out today
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This couldn't be anymore true.
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freshprince94
06-18-2009, 07:00 PM
At first, I'm all diligent and stuff on the mower, but eventually I just drift off, and kinda just mellow out and chill, until 15 mins later I'm mowing the hill and I'm thinking "Holy $hit I'm about to go in the lake!" Then, I freak out and try to pay more attention, but by them I'm almost done.

meets1
06-18-2009, 07:01 PM
HOme once for a quick bite to eat.

This thread is awesome.

Sex - what can be different with wife.
Money
How to upsell this client something
Working on new house
My 3 boys and what they will do, how, when where.
Church
Dog
Business
WOW - those are awesome lines
Just a sec - who was that chick
Probably a million more but I have to think about it.

hockeypro1411
06-18-2009, 07:37 PM
I don't think. I just drone until the boss says to go home. But usually I find myself staring at the rack on the chick jogging down the street.

bonddude
06-18-2009, 08:25 PM
Well today while mowing i thought about my lines, how i can make them better, how to tackle the steep hills, how to steal some lawns from people, new girls next door from my account, other girls, my new br-600, how hot it was outside, and how im going to afford a used diesel truck and zero turn. BTW im 16 so my thoughts are a little skewed.

Woody82986
06-18-2009, 08:41 PM
I think about why they play certain crappy songs on the radio way too often... money... how to make more money... Rangers baseball (since I listen to sports talk most of the day)... my golf game and how I can get better... what stuff I have to do once work is done for the day... my girlfriend... I judge the girls who jog by... that just about does it.

4 seasons lawn&land
06-18-2009, 08:56 PM
hey, there goes another lawn guy
here comes a lawn guy
is that a lawn guy...yup
was that a lawn guy?
whats on this trailer....lawn equipment
lawn guy waving... yeah yeah hi
hey, there goes a lawn guy
geez, where are all the lawn guys today?
I see a lawn guy
I friggen quit
here comes a lawn guy

johnnybravo8802
06-18-2009, 09:06 PM
Well today while mowing i thought about my lines, how i can make them better, how to tackle the steep hills, how to steal some lawns from people, new girls next door from my account, other girls, my new br-600, how hot it was outside, and how im going to afford a used diesel truck and zero turn. BTW im 16 so my thoughts are a little skewed.
You're too young to think about chicks!!! Trust me, once you get involved with chicks, it's all down hill from there. I keep telling my wife I was a legend until I met her.:cry::cry: Now I'm nothing but beer and bones:drinkup:

davis45
06-18-2009, 09:15 PM
hey, there goes another lawn guy
here comes a lawn guy
is that a lawn guy...yup
was that a lawn guy?
whats on this trailer....lawn equipment
lawn guy waving... yeah yeah hi
hey, there goes a lawn guy
geez, where are all the lawn guys today?
I see a lawn guy
I friggen quit
here comes a lawn guy


:laugh::laugh::laugh: Best one yet...

Mowbizz
06-18-2009, 09:38 PM
Here is a list:
I think about how fast can I finish this job so that I can get to the next one.
It's hot today
I also think about how I am never gonna get it all done.
I think about how much could I sell my business for.
My damn trailer needs tires again
It's really hot today
I hope that neighbor walking towards me does not want his yard done
I hope my brand new pos stihl edger cranks in less than 20 pulls
I gotta get gas for something today
Man that chick jogging is hot
Riding this z never gets old
I am hungry
I heard this damn song an hour ago
Did I mention it was hot today
I wonder when it's gonna rain today
Whoops, I forgot to check those voicemails yesterday
I cannot believe I get paid to do this
Great now it is thundering and lightning
I wish I was out riding my bike
I am starving and I just ate
I hate this yard
I love this yard
Damn could it be any hotter out today
How come I pass 4000 lco on a daily basis and there are none on this street
I am sick of subway
There are a million more but I am sick of typing

It's hot out today
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:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Yep all true...and I also think about the people inside the house and if they're going window to window peeking at what I'm doing...especially the elderly ones...:drinkup:

dbroken64
06-18-2009, 09:38 PM
hey, there goes another lawn guy
here comes a lawn guy
is that a lawn guy...yup
was that a lawn guy?
whats on this trailer....lawn equipment
lawn guy waving... yeah yeah hi
hey, there goes a lawn guy
geez, where are all the lawn guys today?
I see a lawn guy
I friggen quit
here comes a lawn guy

LOL LOL Yeah that about sums it up but also.. Is there enough grass left for all the lawn guys out there. Man how much more grass I got to cut for my daughter to go to college.... a car.... insurance.... etc.... I will never quit mowing LOL LOL!!!!!!

topsites
06-18-2009, 10:30 PM
Thought I'd share this I found while looking for something else...

Fannin's lawn mowing
06-18-2009, 10:43 PM
I think about how sexy I look on my mower. The neighbors all drive by pointing and covering up their mouths. I know they are covering their mouths because the don't want me to hear them talking about how "hot" I am.... :laugh::cry: lmao

Fannin's lawn mowing
06-18-2009, 10:44 PM
Seriously I usually think about sex, money, and riding motorcyles. :usflag:

Fannin's lawn mowing
06-18-2009, 10:48 PM
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Yep all true...and I also think about the people inside the house and if they're going window to window peeking at what I'm doing...especially the elderly ones...:drinkup:

Hey Mowbizz....If you want to know the truth....They are!!! And they are probably complaining about paying us too. But I never see any of them offer to cut their own yards until money gets really tight. Then their yard really does look like crap because they are so out of practice.:dizzy:

jk mow & more
06-18-2009, 10:56 PM
i think about SEX..MAN MY WOMAN IS HOT:clapping::clapping: ..why did i not get it twice before work cant wait till i get home to get it and be for bed ...money needed and i need more work so i can get more money and how can i get more work at the lawn i am at then SEX again:dancing::dancing: then how will i get my lawn biz bigger .why cant i find more work why is my wife so nuts sometimes think about my kids and wife and hope i can give them everything they need and hope they see that i gave it my all think about getting enough work to get ahead and be able to buy house and think about SEX:dancing::dancing: more i am glad to see that all u guys think the same i have be told that i think about sex too much think about getting some other equipment too get bigger to get more work more money think about how i probly drive wife crazy but she does same to me so i think it is ok no. and how i am gonna pay bills as bill to income ratio is not as good as i would like and now i am thinking of SEX:dancing::dancing: again and how can i get her to give it up without such a hassle do u guys have this prob too... and also thimk about all the stupid things i have done :hammerhead::hammerhead::dizzy::hammerhead:

quiet
06-18-2009, 10:56 PM
. . . the cash value is $34.9 million . . . that's $17.45 for me and my buddy (we made this deal 22 years ago) . . . after taxes I'd get about $10.6 million . . . give my son and daughter a million each . . . sisters, ok, a million each . . . my brother - I'm not gonna give that a$$hole anything until he gets a job . . .

I'm 54 and I work in a retirement community . . . not much sex thoughts. . . though occasionally . . . never mind

jkilov
06-18-2009, 10:57 PM
To be honest, I forget everything else and focus on the task ahead. It's kind of second nature, you start the mower and do the job.

If I do think about other stuff when working, I start forgetting what I did the last minute. Is the truck locked down, did I edge that curb and that gets annoying.

93Chevy
06-18-2009, 10:57 PM
all the ct guys talking bout sex i wonder me 2

With all the guys from Connecticut talking about sex, I wonder why I'm not getting any.

English please

dingybigfoot
06-18-2009, 11:02 PM
:laugh::laugh:
LMAO...priceless!hey, there goes another lawn guy
here comes a lawn guy
is that a lawn guy...yup
was that a lawn guy?
whats on this trailer....lawn equipment
lawn guy waving... yeah yeah hi
hey, there goes a lawn guy
geez, where are all the lawn guys today?
I see a lawn guy
I friggen quit
here comes a lawn guy

djflats
06-18-2009, 11:16 PM
Sometimes my thoughts include Eva Longoria and Jennifer Aniston.:dizzy:

DLAWNS
06-18-2009, 11:29 PM
Here is a list:
I think about how fast can I finish this job so that I can get to the next one.
It's hot today
I also think about how I am never gonna get it all done.
I think about how much could I sell my business for.
My damn trailer needs tires again
It's really hot today
I hope that neighbor walking towards me does not want his yard done
I hope my brand new pos stihl edger cranks in less than 20 pulls
I gotta get gas for something today
Man that chick jogging is hot
Riding this z never gets old
I am hungry
I heard this damn song an hour ago
Did I mention it was hot today
I wonder when it's gonna rain today
Whoops, I forgot to check those voicemails yesterday
I cannot believe I get paid to do this
Great now it is thundering and lightning
I wish I was out riding my bike
I am starving and I just ate
I hate this yard
I love this yard
Damn could it be any hotter out today
How come I pass 4000 lco on a daily basis and there are none on this street
I am sick of subway
There are a million more but I am sick of typing

It's hot out today
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This is freakin' hilarious. I am the same way. My mind wanders like crazy.

just4funthen
06-18-2009, 11:31 PM
They say the average man has 9 sexual fantasies daily....for use mowers it more like 9 a lawn lol. I also think and plan ahead and how Im goin to cut the next part or lawn. Thinking about what the others are doing. I plan on who is goin to trim or mow the next few places and plan on a rotation thats fair to all to keep the bit@hing to a min. After I think about that stuff, I can relax and think about what cutomers I would love to bang and where I would do it.

MileHigh
06-19-2009, 12:03 AM
I can't stop thinking about how much my helper sucks compared to me.

It doesn't matter if I'm mowing, or at home watching the deadliest catch.

Tinkerer
06-19-2009, 02:12 AM
I wonder how many readers of this thread got through it before going out to their wife or girlfriend to see if she was in the mood for some horizontal?

Would it be a sin to covet mowing lawns that your competition mows?

I don't have to work my evening job tonight.
Whatever is on talk radio and I'm listening to less of it this year as they are telling us all the crazy stuff they are doing in DC.
Is (un-named person) going to go by so I can finally get his liscence plate # and give it to the cops.
How to build the perfect cyborg goats and and unmanned truck trailer to take them around to lawns.
Its been a while since I've written any more ideas for my movie.
Did the sweeper pickup that ugly spider I saw moving in the grass.
Is the owner gonna get bit by that spider when they spread grass in the garden?
Another person stopping to ask if they can buy this place from me and I say,, sure I'll take one million but its not mine.
Is there going to be a lot of joggers/bikers going by so I have to stop mowing as they pass?
I should have tried harder to find a wife when I was in my 20s and better looking.
Man this lawn is beautifull after being mowed.
I'd love to smooth out all the dips in the lawn and the ruts made by the tree guys truck.
I'd love to smooth the entire lawn so its not so stinking uneven in the back.
Its going to storm tonight.
If I owned this place I'd have 1/8th scale trains running all over the property.
Shut your mind off, she's young enough to be your daughter.
My truck looks so plain with those wheels on it.
A revolt at the voting booth Novemeber 2010,, that will teach the messiah!

Edmonds Lawn Service
06-19-2009, 09:08 AM
I wonder how many readers of this thread got through it before going out to their wife or girlfriend to see if she was in the mood for some horizontal?
lol Thats funny.



Glad i aint the only one that thinks about how i can get sex.

I think about the work i am doing most to of the time though.

LoneToySoldier
06-19-2009, 09:19 AM
I think about swimming pools.....the water's so cool and clear, and you can spin around like an egg. :dizzy:

Lazer_Z
06-19-2009, 09:27 AM
Usually business stuff, but I've got my MP3 player now and some really good ear buds, so I've got tunes to listen to. The day goes a whole lot faster now that I've got music, a little bit of heavy metal get's ya moving lol.

LawnTamer
06-19-2009, 09:44 AM
I listen to audio books when I mow. The day flies by, and I actually learn things.

topsites
06-19-2009, 09:59 AM
I often think about how we where taken for suckers on this last rigged either way [candidates of THEIR choice] election....

LOL I think about that too, how they feed us the "free" country baloney and they all pretend we have all
these choices when in reality the entire selection was made up by those pretending we had a choice.

Oh, and how you really can't say squat about it to most folks, one they don't understand, two they'll vehemently deny it
and either argue strongly or call you crazy, and I'm telling you, keep it up and they'll throw you in the loony bin,
dare you talk crazy stuff like that.

You gotta love it thou, because odd as it may sound we got it good here, REAL good!

Because right about then I like thinking about whether I need to watch another un-filtered African documentary,
not no "feed the children" crap like we see on TV but raw un-edited footage, seeing that usually sets my ass
straight for a long time LOL.

Usually about that time I am rudely distracted by a veering or odd-feeling Velke and Oh nooo it's ANOTHER flat tire :cry:
But as I repair it I think about how nice it is that I do have the kit to fix it right there, other than everything gets so
dang greasy so I quickly run through my mind, where does this customer have that water spigot again?

Oh yes, now I don't pride myself on it but the fact that I know the location of most every water spigot of
every customer of mine crosses the mind as the *&%^ sweat is running into my eyes again and it burns and
I can't see and everything is starting to itch and...

Daaaaang this Velke has been in use so long, the metal has worn thin to where there's holes in places
I can see air through, yup, don't buy another thou, they don't make them this way anymore.

Something painful almost always happens at some point in all of it, this pain
usually distracts and more often than not entirely disrupts the whole chain of thought.

Why this gas gauge what a POS it says I am on E even thou I filled up 50 miles ago and I was supposed
to check the Freon pressure last night but of course I never did and I didn't do it in the morning either
because I was posting this here garbage and now the compressor keeps cutting out :cry:

Laters

rodzilla94
06-19-2009, 09:59 PM
lets see:dizzy: i think when i mow... da#n its hot,whats that new noise in the ztr hope this thing doesn't break,how my wife has to love me to put up with these hours i work.got to change the oil in my mowers,truck and wife's car,how much better i stripe better than any other lco in town lol,its hot,gas is going up again,need to get new tires for mower,where is this dam@ noise coming from, hope some girl jogs by lol,hope that guy coming over here doesn't have a window broke:hammerhead:, did i hear my phone,need to change blades ,of coarse sex,why are my knees are hurting and my back,if i put a 454 in the truck would it suck the gas down,is my phone ringing,hope to get another year out of my redmaxes,need to work on the house....theres more but no more time:drinkup:

WVDpoker
06-19-2009, 10:32 PM
I always count how many more lawns I have for the week-forget, hen recount them on the next lawn, and so forth

DLAWNS
06-19-2009, 11:12 PM
I think about swimming pools.....the water's so cool and clear, and you can spin around like an egg. :dizzy:

Airheads--Adam Sandler as Pip the drummer. Great quote dude.

By the way all day today I was thinking of this thread and than being that most of the answers were sex that is what I started thinking about.

meets1
06-19-2009, 11:31 PM
I am still thinking about this thread as I mowed today. It was humid and hot. My exmark is a great mower really, how fast and effecient I have become compared to other LCO's - even the one I raced today on a condo, gee what was that on that trailer going thru town, not wanting to go to in-laws tonight and how to get out of it, then I also have to tile a bathroom tonight on our spec home and here I am - now shower time and off to bed!

TL Yardcare
06-20-2009, 12:20 AM
well..
i wonder how many people are staring at me right now?
am i seriously getting paid $25 for 20 minutes of walking..
how the hell can i convince this guy that he needs his bushes trimmed
great here comes a customer pissed that i cut there lawn too short
god i can not wait to go out and party tonight
hopefully some sex goes a long with that
damn i forgot to call that guy back
dont i have 500+ fliers to pass out?
this playlist is really getting old
my feet hurt, i need a ztr.
it looks like im not buying that dream truck this month..
that lawn looks like **** why wont they ask me to cut it
great, i have to cut this lawn i way underbid next..
hey its summer, i have the best job in the world.. life is good:drinkup:

dbroken64
06-20-2009, 07:53 AM
lets see:dizzy: i think when i mow... da#n its hot,whats that new noise in the ztr hope this thing doesn't break,how my wife has to love me to put up with these hours i work.got to change the oil in my mowers,truck and wife's car,how much better i stripe better than any other lco in town lol,its hot,gas is going up again,need to get new tires for mower,where is this dam@ noise coming from, hope some girl jogs by lol,hope that guy coming over here doesn't have a window broke:hammerhead:, did i hear my phone,need to change blades ,of coarse sex,why are my knees are hurting and my back,if i put a 454 in the truck would it suck the gas down,is my phone ringing,hope to get another year out of my redmaxes,need to work on the house....theres more but no more time:drinkup:

LOL ... You read my mind LOL :laugh:

Charles
06-20-2009, 09:01 AM
I try not to think negative thoughts. Negative thoughts make me tired. But when you are cutting a yard that doesn't pay good then it is hard to control your hatred for that lawn and the people who own it:laugh:
I also try and stay away from mind landmines. History that can bring you down pretty quick ie lost relatives, pets etc
Just too much time to think while mowing. I definitely don't think about what I am doing. You don't have to when you have done it a zillion times. Oh wow, I am finished. That was fast. I have to look back and make sure because I sure don't remember doing the yard:laugh:

Thought during bad yard:

If I ever win the lottery these idiots will never see me again. Oh yea forgot, I quit playing the lottery. Well I have to start back playing the lottery and get that one in a billion ticket so I can dump these rich morons. This yard sucks. Why did I even take it? Because your were short on yards at the time..Better than nothing.......Look at that, they have a Olympic size pool , maid..... How nice.. but they can't afford to pay me ........ haha

topsites
06-20-2009, 10:20 AM
Thought during bad yard:

If I ever win the lottery these idiots will never see me again. Oh yea forgot, I quit playing the lottery. Well I have to start back playing the lottery and get that one in a billion ticket so I can dump these rich morons. This yard sucks. Why did I even take it? Because your were short on yards at the time..Better than nothing.......Look at that, they have a Olympic size pool , maid..... How nice.. but they can't afford to pay me ........ haha

I have one kind of like that :laugh:
And it is hard, to keep the negative thoughts out, if I'm having to fight myself every step of the way.

I just keep telling myself 'debt looks beautiful from the outside'
Which, in my case they usually pay good but it's always that back-and-forth
cheaper cheaper NOnono oh yes no I can't etc,etc...
Pisses me off thou, they'll pay 10 thousand dollars for some company to come in and install irrigation and sod,
which would be fine if it weren't that they haven't a clue as to long term maintenance so between the no-good
requests that sometimes I just DO it even thou I know it's not good for the lawn, the whole thing is already
starting to look like crap again but then come fall they CAN'T (or won't) pay me to aerate and seed :dizzy:

I feel like they don't trust me, I've said as much, this was instantly denied vehemently.
But that's what it feels like, I'm good enough to cut the grass.

Some folks...
They want to save money, but they keep spending it out the wrong side, then expect me to fix it, for free.
Or, they'll spend thousands and hire someone else to do it.
It drives me nuts, I really don't care for that part at all.

And like yourself, somedays I just give in, then I regret it.
Then I start to thinking, what is going to happen when they run out of money?

Which, yesterday something awful dawned on me....
I realized we ALL pay the price for that, and I mean not just Lco's but everybody, it costs to sustain foolishness.

nobagger
06-20-2009, 11:42 AM
I'm usually thinking of the hot, 85 year old, over weight, b!tchy, lady in a moo moo and what she's going to complain about this week. Then I'm usually keeping an eye on my help and what they forgot to do.

KCfireman
06-20-2009, 11:46 AM
I think about when I'm gonna run another fire.

davis45
06-20-2009, 01:31 PM
Cant believe no one has said this yet...

I shouldn't have drank so much last night.
Man, Im sweating out beer.
Im never drinking again.
(10 min later) Ready for a drink.

razor1
06-20-2009, 01:42 PM
Sometimes while I'm out there sweatin my arss off I wonder what it would be like to have one of those "cushy" do nothing air conditioned government jobs. Thats when I'm not thinking about sex....:laugh:

Exact Rototilling
06-20-2009, 11:33 PM
When I was out mowing this Saturday .... I was wondering why my earlier post in this thread got deleted. :nono:

STIHL GUY
06-21-2009, 12:20 AM
i think about how much faster i could be going on a ZTR

lyube
06-21-2009, 02:16 AM
The customer's hot 18 year old daughter who is in the pool...oooooooooooooooooooooh

*drives off a cliff*

BadRancher
06-21-2009, 09:21 PM
Dang its hotter than hell out here.
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sfddelta1
06-21-2009, 09:27 PM
your wife ......
no just kidding generally what all i have to get done that day

jk mow & more
06-21-2009, 10:40 PM
When I was out mowing this Saturday .... I was wondering why my earlier post in this thread got deleted. :nono:

prob because it sucked

mowerdude777
06-21-2009, 10:52 PM
I usuly think if my about finishing the job and headin home or just to another job

Exact Rototilling
06-21-2009, 11:38 PM
prob because it sucked

Didn't your post get deleted as well? :laugh:

jk mow & more
06-22-2009, 12:05 AM
Didn't your post get deleted as well? :laugh:

no it still there page 4 try looking before u put the laughing face up there nice :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:try

lawnproslawncare
06-22-2009, 12:07 AM
This summer was as follows:

April-March: Dry Dry Dry, dam leaves and dust. One hour into the job and I need a shower

Oh...And why does the wind blow, go back to Nebraska

June: Rain Rain Rain, How is this getting done when I can't keep up with the lawns. "Whats that Mrs. Johnson? Your mulch beds were supposed to have flowers before Memorial Day? Yeah well we're gonna get to them as soon as we catch up on mowing."
Or: "Yeah I know Mr. Smith your grass seed isn't taking off like it should. The ground just isn't warm enough. Well I'll put more down next week and another App. of starter (he he $$$$$$: Even though it will sprout in the next week or so when the Ground Warms Up!)

Exact Rototilling
06-22-2009, 12:49 AM
no it still there page 4 try looking before u put the laughing face up there nice :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:try

Sorry.... must of been someone else from NY *trucewhiteflag*

Lawn Enforcer
06-22-2009, 07:08 AM
I think about a lot of things, but I have Worktunes so my mind doesn't wander too much.
Are we gonna have another drought?
Chicks
Dirt Racing
Riding my Harley-Davidson
Chicks
Bills
Landscaping that needs to be done but the customer is too tight
Chicks