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Hanau
11-06-2009, 08:53 PM
I was out driving my 82 F-150 through the woods looking for deadfall.

On the way back I thought I ought to get the oil changed since it had been about 3 months. So I pulled into Jiffy Lube.

7 quarts of Mobil 1 10W-30, Mobil 1 filter, chassis lube, and labor came to $143.26!

I pay less than that getting my Duramax changed at the dealer!

Holy ****!

Junior M
11-06-2009, 08:54 PM
Time out:

Looking for what? ;)

Hanau
11-06-2009, 09:04 PM
Looking for deadfall.

Junior M
11-06-2009, 09:11 PM
Looking for deadfall.
what in the h#ll is deadfall? ;)

Hanau
11-06-2009, 09:13 PM
Dead trees that fell to the ground. Cut em up, make firewood.

Junior M
11-06-2009, 09:14 PM
Dead trees that fell to the ground. Cut em up, make firewood.
why couldnt you just say that?

Much simpler!

Hanau
11-06-2009, 09:16 PM
Admit it, you thought that because I live in the PNW I was out looking for Sasquatch.

Junior M
11-06-2009, 09:29 PM
Admit it, you thought that because I live in the PNW I was out looking for Sasquatch.
Thats definetly a negative.

I thought you were out BSing. Maybe something to do with trees and you being an arborist.

Basically, I understood "deadfall" as much as I do this:
http://i480.photobucket.com/albums/rr164/JLM88_bucket/van.jpg

Hanau
11-06-2009, 09:34 PM
Someday I'll tell you the story of how Bob got a female Sasquatch drunk and scored interspecies style.

blk90s13
11-06-2009, 09:35 PM
I was out driving my 82 F-150 through the woods looking for deadfall.

On the way back I thought I ought to get the oil changed since it had been about 3 months. So I pulled into Jiffy Lube.

7 quarts of Mobil 1 10W-30, Mobil 1 filter, chassis lube, and labor came to $143.26!

I pay less than that getting my Duramax changed at the dealer!

Holy ****!


and you paid that ? :laugh: I would have bought fire wood first :laugh:

Junior M
11-06-2009, 09:36 PM
Someday I'll tell you the story of how Bob got a female Sasquatch drunk and scored interspecies style.
oh dear god.. :cry: :eek:

I carry a big gun in the woods for a reason. So something like that doesnt happen! I can put the smackdown on whatever the sasquatch thing is and make big bucks from killing sasquatch.

Thats just my back up plan if I dont hit it big in the convience store industry.

Scagmower48
11-06-2009, 09:53 PM
Next time do it yourself. You will save alot of money. Its not hard.

Gravel Rat
11-06-2009, 11:17 PM
The workers at Jiffy lube probably never worked on a truck that old :laugh:

I can't see it costing that much what do you have at the most 40 dollars in oil another 16 dollars for a filter.

What did they do put synthetic oil in your truck :laugh:

Its not that cold yet what do you need firewood for, burn the kitchen table it is dry :laugh:

Who needs a dead fall go into the bush and drop a nice fir or pine buck it up and take it home. Take junior along he can split it for you it would give him some good exercise swinging a 8lb splitting maul.

So your truck gets serviced and you go into the back room and you get serviced :drinkup:

Junior M
11-07-2009, 12:24 PM
The workers at Jiffy lube probably never worked on a truck that old :laugh:

I can't see it costing that much what do you have at the most 40 dollars in oil another 16 dollars for a filter.

What did they do put synthetic oil in your truck :laugh:

Its not that cold yet what do you need firewood for, burn the kitchen table it is dry :laugh:

Who needs a dead fall go into the bush and drop a nice fir or pine buck it up and take it home. Take junior along he can split it for you it would give him some good exercise swinging a 8lb splitting maul.

So your truck gets serviced and you go into the back room and you get serviced :drinkup:
Ahahaha, I'll stay here in SC, it gets to dam cold up there.

Plus, splitting wood, thats physical labor, something I am not up for!

Gravel Rat
11-07-2009, 03:33 PM
You can give yourself a hernia splitting firewood I have been close to giving myself one.