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zbms
08-09-2010, 03:05 PM
I co-own a small mowing service in Central Illinois and was interested in making some t-shirts and sweatshirts to wear while working. I need some ideas for funny informal slogans for the shirts. I read up on some of the advertising slogan threads and some of the ideas there were a little too serious for something like this. The shirts will have our company name and then something funny written underneath it. Any ideas?

plyscamp
08-10-2010, 03:36 AM
My favorite was alway's Monaloa Boat and Mower in Hawaaii (Not sure of spelling). MOW DA LAWN, GO FISHING LIFE IS GOOD.

zturncutter
08-10-2010, 08:01 AM
I fought the lawn and the lawn won. :)

nepatsfan
08-10-2010, 08:04 AM
Not only do we mow lawns, we can also trim your bush.

MarcSmith
08-10-2010, 08:56 AM
Not only do we mow lawns, we can also trim your bush. and then you alienate your female clients....:)

zturncutter
08-10-2010, 07:26 PM
and then you alienate your female clients....:)


Not to mention if there is a husband what his reaction might be. :laugh:

nepatsfan
08-10-2010, 07:33 PM
For the record....I wouldn't really do this.

plyscamp
08-10-2010, 09:55 PM
Back in the 70s we sold a bumper sticker at the parts counter that read Lawn Equipment operators caress the mounds

ProMo
08-10-2010, 10:11 PM
What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawn mower?
Shredded tweet

thats funny maybe add a little cartoon picture

cuttin-to-the-Max
08-11-2010, 12:08 AM
I wanted to put this on our shirts my employees where in fear of not having a job a week later so encouraged me not to! lol
"We'll trim your bush, wait F$*# it!

Keegan
08-11-2010, 07:57 AM
I had a uncle that used to own a septic tank cleaning business that wanted to put on his shirts "if we can suck it, f^&* it"

nepatsfan
08-11-2010, 08:11 AM
There is a septic company around me that says #1 in the #2 business. That is pretty good I think

zbms
08-15-2010, 01:26 AM
haha these are all great thanks for the ideas. i'll let you know what we end up doing.

jmerritt07
09-15-2010, 11:41 PM
I got a buddy whose brother owns a seemless gutter business. Their slogan is "My mind stays in the gutter"

plyscamp
09-26-2010, 01:02 AM
Slogan of a tree company in San Diego, We will raise any skirt and trim any bush.

TheGoat
09-26-2010, 07:15 PM
Slogan of a tree company in San Diego, We will raise any skirt and trim any bush.


This is the only one that is any good in the whole thread, but it still borders on tired.

try to steer away from the misogynistic slogans or you will alienate half of your potential client base.

what is the name of your company and what services do you offer?

the ace
10-04-2010, 01:06 AM
Our logos read,


STEVE'S LAWN CARE
.....when you just can't cut it anymore.

TheGoat
10-04-2010, 06:41 PM
Our logos read,


STEVE'S LAWN CARE
.....when you just can't cut it anymore.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

nice

Matt Hermann
10-11-2010, 05:25 PM
Kickin' Grass All Over____________ (put your location in)

qualitylawnpro
10-11-2010, 11:10 PM
Ive seen one on the back of a truck WE WANT YOUR GRASS!!

chrisvinky
10-11-2010, 11:28 PM
"If we're not mowing your grass, you can kiss our a$$!"

chrisvinky
10-11-2010, 11:31 PM
On a more serious note, I'm thinking of getting my graphics guy to design a shirt front for me that shows a little stick figure with a picture of a calendar week. I want the stick guy to be putting a flag on the Saturday like mountain climbers stick their flags on the mountain.

The slogan will say "Take back your weekend!"
On the back it will say "Call" and then my logo, phone and website.

wvaughn7
07-14-2011, 09:49 PM
I have a friend that has a business and they had shirts made that have the name and logo and say I just cut a big one. I thought this was a pretty good one.

gasracer
07-18-2011, 08:34 PM
There is a local company called "Purple grass eaters".

DIXIECONTRACTING
08-15-2011, 12:01 PM
" THE SOD FATHER "
We'll make you an offer you can't refuse