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JB1
11-30-2010, 05:29 PM
A “MAKERS MARK” Fish Story


I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass
bait.

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of “MAKERS MARK” and poured a little whiskey in its
mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.

txgrassguy
11-30-2010, 09:17 PM
That "snake" sounds like my ex wife - but she kept biting me when I tried to take the bottle back. . .

dboyd351
07-01-2011, 07:47 PM
Good story:cool2:

Get Some...
07-01-2011, 08:18 PM
HA HA HA.

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