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Barefoot James
12-24-2010, 01:02 AM
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a muddstopper;

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St. Nattylawn soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of sugar-plums danced in Mr Greenjeans heads;

And phasthound in her 'kerchief’, and ICT Bill in his cap,:laugh:

Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,:sleeping:

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

Michael J. Donovan sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window Marcos flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

When, what to treegals wondering eyes should appear,

But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be St. grohorgaNIC.

More rapid than eagles nc-jrock coursers they came,

And newby whistled, and shouted, and called atouchofnature by name;

"Now, Dusty! now, Deepgreen! now, Daner and JD!

On, HayBay! on Smallaxe! on, Kegan and greenskeeper!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When americanlawn meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So up to the house-top the coursers quackgrass flew,

With the sleigh full of toys, and St. OrgaNIC a go go too.

And then, in a twinkling, tinytim heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

As terrapro drew in replenish&subdues head, and was turning around,

Down the chimney St. growingdeeprootsorgaNICly came with a bound.

Lawn Solutionscp was dressed all in fur, from his head to mdlwn1 foot,

And dirtandhoops clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of toys Exact Rototilling had flung on onebreezers back,

And lawncuttinfoo looked like a peddler just opening Michael Geist pack.

OrganicsMaine eyes -- how they twinkled! dishboys dimples how merry!

tadhussey cheeks were like roses, David W nose like a cherry!

Dchall droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard of Tim Wilsons chin was as white as the snow;

The stump of a pipe mrkosar held tight in timturf teeth,

And the smoke it encircled marquis de sod head like a wreath;

BostonBull had a broad face and a little round belly,

That shook, when 44DCNF laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

humble1 was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And ecoguy laughed when Gerry saw him, in spite of Kiril;

A wink of dtalley eye and a twist of WhiteGardens head,

Soon gave rcreech to know cantoo had nothing to dread;

2 clowns mowing spoke not a word, but went straight to wallswalls work,

And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,

And laying RABBITMANS finger aside of Eldens nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney compostwerks rose;

GreenthumbGA sprang to his sleigh, to cgaengineer team gave a whistle,

And away Turf Tech all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard Barefoot James exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
God Bless to all my friends and the reason for this season is Jesus Christ!

phasthound
12-24-2010, 01:13 AM
You've had too much eggnog by friend.:waving:

Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year to all! Thumbs Up

Barefoot James
12-24-2010, 01:28 AM
Actually... The egg nog is OOS at every grocery in town. We have a powder mix - if you can believe that. Barry I always leave a Christmas wish for you fine folks. I been workin on this one for a few days.

God Bless

treegal1
12-24-2010, 07:07 PM
merry Christmas to you all as well, and may the blessing of health, hope and love find you well to the new year!

para mis hermanos y hermanas español Feliz Navidad a todos ustedes también, y que la bendición de la salud, la esperanza y el amor encontrarte bien en el nuevo año!