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Mueller Landscape Inc
12-20-2002, 11:07 PM
Hello friends,


The future after I'm dead;

The year is 2103. The landscape industry is beginning to see growth as never before. Since the automobile is a collector’s item and everyone is using the hovercars, old roads and highways are being tore up at an incredible pace. Suddenly grass is replacing blacktop, trees are being planted where freeways once existed. Shrubs have become commonplace where stoplights once ruled the pavement and LCO’s are having a field day with their stripes and all the credits they are making. Landscape companies are becoming the “Microsofts” of this century and ZTR’s are 12 feet across with 7.3 Powerstroke engines, (fortunately Ford Moter Co still has the engine and saw the new market coming). And…

crazygator
12-20-2002, 11:13 PM
and.....I think you need to wake up.....:D

Sounds cool. Steven Speilberg would make it into a movie soon I think.

Heck I would think if that did happen we might be out of jobs. Everyone would just let the grass grow. Hover right in over it and set down the car. No need to see through it, your driving over it.

Randy Scott
12-20-2002, 11:17 PM
.............and Synthetic turf! All our kids kids will be in different professions.
Also, they'd be using the new 6.0 powerstroke, which would then be like a 2.0 with emission standards. :(

lawncare3
12-20-2002, 11:33 PM
I wish it were true!

nlminc
12-20-2002, 11:55 PM
Geeeeeeeeez!! I always heard there was a large supply of mushrooms out there in California! :blob3:

cajuncutter
12-21-2002, 12:07 AM
shrooms?!?! I thought it was herd:D

crazygator
12-21-2002, 12:25 AM
Could be the smog getting too thick and clouding everyones brain....LOL!

65hoss
12-21-2002, 12:38 AM
Genetic engineered grasses that only grow 1" per year.

lawncare3
12-21-2002, 12:39 AM
Genetic engineered grasses that only grow 1" per year.
We'd all go POOR

Got Grass?
12-21-2002, 06:16 AM
NO NO NO!!!!

The pro's who can stripe will be the new DOT's!!!!

Blacktop will become grass roads with stripes to show the direction of travel, 21's will be used for making turn arrows.
Shrubs will border & define the roads and parking lots.

A few years after that highways will all be in the air. Like the Jetsons. Striping will become the New way to advertize, along with multi colored turf grass's.

f350
12-21-2002, 09:07 AM
here is the future of the landscape industry

"Here it has been crazy in north carolina every one wants you to come and cut up there trees that fell during our pretty bad ice storm, We had, but when u have yards to mow and trees to cut thast allot of work to be done and tottally different catogories im looking for a nice wood chipper that has a volkswagen engine to make it run. what would ya'll do i bought a new husky 36inch chain saw and i cant figure out how to choke it caseu it dont have a neck"

Got Grass?
12-21-2002, 09:17 AM
Off topic but I'll help ya f-350, Check your manual.
If you bought it new you will have one. Read it.

f350
12-21-2002, 09:20 AM
lets make this clear... that was a quote from my little buddy, mowinwithhustlers....

1MajorTom
12-21-2002, 09:26 AM
f350 - Let's not bring that thread over into this one, cause that ones heading downhill. I removed two posts from that thread, I'm not about to start editing this one!

cajuncutter
12-21-2002, 09:27 AM
Is that really your "little buddy" :D LOL..j/k