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lawnMaster5000
08-24-2000, 02:41 AM
Well now that i have been building for about six months i believe it is about time to start finding those lucky men, women, animals, beasts, and yes even scrubs to board my great ship.
As the rain continues to saturate the lawns i further prepare myself for the long journey that we have ahead. While all others worry about what to do with the leaves i worry where to get them. For i know i dont have enough Toilet Paper in supply. Well untill next time enjoy the swamp in the morning and look forward to the desert that the afternoon will bring.

bob
08-24-2000, 08:07 PM
???????? :confused: ???????? :confused:????????

richard2
08-24-2000, 09:14 PM
what kind of fert do you use on your buds????

southside
08-25-2000, 08:38 AM
Someones been sniffing his fuel tanks too much again. :)

Karl

TurfMaster
08-25-2000, 09:50 PM
Uhhhhh.....Come again?????

kenneybros
08-25-2000, 11:12 PM
Did you plant a burning bush and it told you that you were the chosen one?? make sure u bring at least one lesco on your journy.

bdemir
08-26-2000, 12:07 AM
Just remember

God loves you! ;)

diggerman
08-26-2000, 12:09 AM
Sounds live you need a dove to find you solid ground as sooon as possible so that you can get off of what ever little boat it is that you are on

Grasscape Inc
08-26-2000, 05:55 PM
Does anyone smell that?

Finecut
08-27-2000, 09:45 AM
Lawnmaster5000,

Install a bidet...will at least cut paper use in half and could double as water fountain.