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Gr grass n Hi tides
06-24-2003, 10:11 PM
Me to the female client tonight regarding her fruit tree in the front yard: "geez your peaches are really starting to look great!"

Female client (with a grin & chuckle): "well thank you very much that's a very nice compliment!"

Me on delayed reaction time: "oh my gosh......excuse me while I go bury my head in the mulch."

Female client (with a chuckle): "here's your check......see you next week, Shawn!"

nelbuts
06-24-2003, 10:24 PM
Ok, how old is she and do they indeed look nice?:D

lawncare3
06-24-2003, 10:27 PM
ROTFL

Really are they nice? ;)

And if she's NOT over 30, can I have a pic. :D

SUGAR_CUT_MARK
06-24-2003, 10:33 PM
yeah was she hot or what? what does ROTFL mean?

the scaper
06-24-2003, 10:34 PM
you should have said well, call me when they're ripe, i sure would like to have some :D

fblandscape
06-24-2003, 10:35 PM
Rolling On The Floor Laughing.

kris
06-24-2003, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by lawncare3
ROTFL


And if she's NOT over 30, can I have a pic. :D

Not over 30! LOL Heck a 30 something would suit me just fine ..Didn't ya know? They're in their prime then.

lawncare3
06-24-2003, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by kris
Not over 30! LOL Heck a 30 something would suit me just fine ..Didn't ya know? They're in their prime then.

ok, ok How about NOT over 40.

Mr_Marc
06-25-2003, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by lawncare3
ok, ok How about NOT over 40.

Life starts after 40. Just ask my wife...

CMLLawnServices
06-25-2003, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by kris
Not over 30! LOL Heck a 30 something would suit me just fine ..Didn't ya know? They're in their prime then.

I don`t agree..;)

lawncare3
06-25-2003, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by Mr_Marc
Life starts after 40. Just ask my wife...

Sorry I am staying @ 40 for MAXIMUM. Hell if she's over 40 she could be my mom.

Gr grass n Hi tides
06-25-2003, 08:09 AM
Yup, the "peaches" are actually pretty nice. She's married with a young daughter though. I swear, I didn't mean anything by it when the comment came out. It's real easy for me to get rappin' with my clients & it just popped out of there all wrong?!!!?!? This whole peach tree thing - she actually mentioned the tree to me early this spring & said "help yourself when the peaches get ripe."

Even if she did make herself available to me I'd stay away because she's married and is my client. Still, funny little encounter that I won't forget. She'll probably find this site & post in the homeowner section saying "you won't believe what my lawn guy said the other day......"

For you guys that won't have anything to do with women that are 30+ yo - you are missing out BIG time (all the enlightened fellas out there will agree, I'm sure). Of course, you won't know this until you're a little bit older and/or have an encounter. Enough said. :)

Gravely_Man
06-25-2003, 09:58 AM
Well at least you both have a sense of humor and no harm was done. Just remember to be careful around harvest time!:D


Gravely_Man

Expert Lawns
06-25-2003, 11:48 AM
M.I.L.F. ?

Rhett
06-25-2003, 06:09 PM
Yep, Had a young customer ask me if "I would do her every week."Yes Ma'am I will do you every Tuesday. She started laughing and I turned red. The Yard, the Yard!:o

Gr grass n Hi tides
06-25-2003, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by Gravely_Man
Well at least you both have a sense of humor and no harm was done. Just remember to be careful around harvest time!:D
Gravely_Man

That's right around the corner!!!!

LAWNGODFATHER
06-25-2003, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by Expert Lawns
M.I.L.F. ? LMOA,...hehehe

greenman
06-25-2003, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by Expert Lawns
M.I.L.F. ?

:D :D :D :D :D Yeah, baby!

Runner
06-26-2003, 12:35 AM
That's o.k.. As long as you didn't say something to her like.
"You're the cutest thing That I ever did see I really love your peaches Want to shake your tree." :p :D

the scaper
06-26-2003, 02:29 AM
i once heard a girl with a dead car battery ask- could someone please jump me? :D

Expert Lawns
06-26-2003, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by the scaper
i once heard a girl with a dead car battery ask- could someone please jump me? :D

"Sure, but if you want me to take your wallet, I have to charge extra"

Gr grass n Hi tides
06-26-2003, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by Runner
That's o.k.. As long as you didn't say something to her like.
"You're the cutest thing That I ever did see I really love your peaches Want to shake your tree." :p :D

Yeah, baby. That would about as subtle as a garlic sandwich!!!!