I'd be happy if...

[rodfather]

I'd be happy if...


1. PITA customers left me alone.
2. There was no such thing as an account receivable.
3. Equipment only broke down after you were finished (LOL).


Any others you can think of???

[mrbenfer]

it only rains just enough to keep things green and never when i'm working! :o

I never had to deal with checks/money/book keeping in general!

[kickin sum grass]

I won the lottery and married a super model!!!!

[Live4Mowin']

I had 20 more accounts:)

[LawnsRUsInc.]

If employees were always on time

If customers wouldn't tell you how to do landscaping correct

If employees would take there time (my employees seem to always be running, and trying to finish the job quicker so they can impress me, but then we end up going there again to fix it)

If i didn't have to pay taxes

If my trucks and equipment would clean itself.

If every lawn was on the same street

If there was no trimming

If i didn't have to work on my days off

If bills would pay them self

Jason

[CMLLawnServices]

Blades would sharpen themselves,
mowers would gas themselves,
electric clutches lasted forever,
stripes were always straight,
you could cut 16 inch tall grass and make it look like you cut 4 inch grass at 3 inches.
you never ran out of trimmer line,
People always paid on time .
I had ground effects on my ZTR,:p
and if I had have got those 35000 accounts that a scrub got for half my price.

[nelbuts]

If I won the lottery!!

[proenterprises]

I wish that.............


trimmers never ran out of line and never needed to be refuled.

Is is a pain in the --- to always have to run back to the truck in the middle of an acct. to refill the tank or wind more line in :rolleyes:

[Expert Lawns]

.............. if I had a drivers license

[KenH]

My 'To do' list would mysteriously be down to zero.

[drobson]

..... If equipment always worked when you wanted it.
..... If it never rained, but the grass grew anyway.
..... If my truck would stop breaking down.

[Evan528]

Originally posted by nelbuts
If I won the lottery!!

Ditto! Life would be good.... and ya better beleave Id never touch a lawn mower ever again!:D

[Mr_Marc]

If checks never bounced and there was no such thing as banking fees.

[EJK2352]

Originally posted by Evan528
Ditto! Life would be good.... and ya better beleave Id never touch a lawn mower ever again!:D



Me too!!!! A lawn mower would the last thing on my mind. But the old saying goes "You can sh1t in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up first"

[colonel landscaping]

Originally posted by Mr_Marc
If checks never bounced and there was no such thing as banking fees.

you stole mine... i just ran into that problem this week.. except the bank lost the check.... i never got it in the mail and they told me in person.. (maybe i should go mob style and accept only cash and then the govt wont have any record of any income therefore NO TAX) oh sorry i just woke up lol

[bobbygedd]

if my mother in law kept her teeth in her mouth, and not on my kitchen table. if they started selling coors light in 60 packs.

[Bluesteel]

if grass would grow year-round and bobby got a sense of humor, lol.

[bobbygedd]

if bluesteel would stop picking on me

[CMLLawnServices]

I people picked up there lawnchairs, 2X4s and hoses before i got there.

[AztlanLC]

If I could stay home and read lawnsite posts all day and still making money.

[thartz]

Good clients never moved or pass away.

[johnhenry]

if every account paid on time

Never half to deal with the customer

I can deal with the weather and breakdowns

but when all and all is said money & customers goes hand in hands

I have seen more customers whine this year than ever before.

[GreenMachine102]

and if I had have got those 35000 accounts that a scrub got for half my price. [/B][/QUOTE]


Who is a scrub, who are you refferring to?? Caause if you call a scrub, (a young kid with a work ethic, that doesn't have enough money for a ztr yet!) then your talking about me!!!!!:mad:

[GreenMachine102]

Here's my stuff

-6'4"x12' international trailor
-42" Craftsman LT 1000
-Homelite short *ss trimmer cost bucks 5 yrs. ago
-Craftsman 200mph blower
-Craftsman straight shaft trimmer 17"
-21" craftsman 6.0hp push mower
-some small stuff

[GreenMachine102]

My homelite trimmer only cost me 50 bucks!

[rodfather]

Originally posted by thartz
Good clients never moved or pass away.


Now, I like that one...and PITA customers relocated to a different time zone.

[crazygator]

I'd be happy if.....

I could design a grass type that would grow in every zone, shade or full sun, never need irrigation (only rely on mother nature) and would grow to a selected height and not anymore. Sell it to everyone on earth,





Then retire!

:D

[dobehap]

I'd learn to be contect with what I have.

[A1 Lawn@Landscapes]

If dogs learned to go #2 on their owners front door step and not on their lawn or other peoples property.