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Navig8r
11-08-2003, 03:49 PM
........... You find a bushel of leaves in your boots at the end of the day.

........... You find leaves in your UNDERWEAR at the end of the day!:eek:


C'mon.... lets hear 'em....... I know everybody has some good ones................................

locutus
11-08-2003, 05:38 PM
You know you've been doing fall cleanups when you find leaves in your dooky.:D

Cheesedawg1
11-08-2003, 05:44 PM
thats a nice one Locutus

GarPA
11-08-2003, 05:47 PM
when you say to yourself..."Thats the last time I will take on a big cleanup...theres not enough money in the world for that abuse"

mdb landscaping
11-08-2003, 06:18 PM
when you come home at night to look into the mirror to see you look like youve been sitting on top of a sooty fire all day.

BSDeality
11-08-2003, 06:40 PM
or your shoulders are so tensed up from wearing a lovely 25# machine for 8 hours.

or you're frozen to the bone from the 36* weather and a windchill of 18*

Davo
11-08-2003, 06:45 PM
LOL Locutus!!!!!!!

bobbygedd
11-08-2003, 07:34 PM
when u get home and the wife greets you at the door, wearing nothing but socks, and walk right past her to get into a hot shower.

walker-talker
11-08-2003, 08:09 PM
When your psychiatrist shows you ink blots and you suggest they all look like what you hanky looked like after blowing your nose at the end of the day cleaning up leaves.

MATT

Shuter
11-08-2003, 08:10 PM
It is nice to sleep really well in November and December.

locutus
11-08-2003, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by walker-talker
When your psychiatrist shows you ink blots and you suggest they all look like what you hanky looked like after blowing your nose at the end of the day cleaning up leaves.

MATT LMAO!!:D :D

paponte
11-08-2003, 08:47 PM
You know your doing cleanups when....

It's freaking 6:00pm, you can't see a freaking thing, your sucking up leaves, and the freaking truck that the freaking leaf vac is on just got freaking full and you still have a freaking pile of freaking leaves that you still have to freaking pick up. Now your in the back of the freaking truck, in the nasty freaking leaves, freaking jumping around just so you can freaking fit more freaking leaves in to finish the freaking job and go the freak home and take a nice hot freaking shower just to freaking do it all over again the freaking next day. Oh yeah, and at that point you are definitely not saying "freaking". :cool:

Cheesedawg1
11-08-2003, 09:44 PM
you guys are toooooo funnny..

locutus
11-08-2003, 09:47 PM
cheesedawg, did you leave your banjo in Antrie.:D

EastProLawn
11-08-2003, 09:52 PM
you know you have been fall clean-ups when :
you start out working with a 3 man crew and finish the day by yourself:angry:

bobbygedd
11-08-2003, 10:17 PM
or, you start with 3 and end up with 5

ECHOTURF
11-08-2003, 10:31 PM
You know it's fall cleanup time when the rich people take their cars out of the parking lot until your done! Today, BMW 5 series man pulls out, notices I'm coming in the lot to start cleanups. An hour later he pulls back in and I'm working on his lot - He takes off again and finally returns after his lot is spotless.

OOOO' Please.................:blob4:

You know that kid on Charlie Brown.... the one with a walking dust cloud around him??? Thats what I feel like walking in the door at night! "A PIGPEN"

Phishook
11-08-2003, 10:46 PM
when you dump the leaves out of you wallet and find three $200 checks, and a hand full of cash, and a list of possible new customers for next year.:blob3: :D


then you have to call the origional customers on your list and explain your self.:(

EastProLawn
11-08-2003, 10:54 PM
Bobbygedds: You are right on the money:D

It has happened both ways to me.

EastProLawn
11-08-2003, 10:57 PM
You know it's fall clean-up time when:

It's about 8:00 am and your first customer says:

" I thought you were gonna wait for all the leaves to fall"

:confused:

RAR
11-08-2003, 11:50 PM
you know its fall cleanup when:

you are mulching leaves and three immigrants from the south cut a gas line in half while making a flower bed and the whole street gets shut down blocked off by fire trucks. you sit there three hrs. until its repaired and you can start your mower and be gone.

Mark P
11-09-2003, 12:20 AM
:) walker-talker thats just to funny LMAO, Marks Mowing Service

leeslawncare
11-09-2003, 12:48 AM
I'll tell when your doing fall clean -ups is when ...You ask all of you part time helpers to help you with a big job. An they all say no,,,when you paying them 10.00$ per hr to help you mow, an 15.00$ to put F^%&*() Leaves on a tarp an drag them to the woods.........you get all kinds of reasons !!!!!!!!!NOW wonder the MEXICANS are getting all the (grunt ...general laber stuff in this country)Hell..most white folks will not work

MOW ED
11-09-2003, 05:58 AM
You know you have been doing fall cleanups when all you can hope for is one more chance to double cut a nice green lawn.

walker-talker
11-09-2003, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by leeslawncare
NOW wonder the MEXICANS are getting all the (grunt ...general laber stuff in this country)Hell..most white folks will not work

Amen brother!!!

HOMER
11-09-2003, 07:15 PM
Wind to back.......good.....blow the leaves thata way.

Now wind in face.......OK.........blow them that way..........

Now wind hits you from the side and what was in front of you is now back all over the lawn again.

30 minutes runs into an hour...........you leave and it looks like you never came.

Stihl036pro
11-09-2003, 07:42 PM
When you turn on your heater and nothing but leaves comes out of the vents.

ECHOTURF
11-09-2003, 07:46 PM
Homer,

You said it like no other! Yesterday was NW wind, today is SW winds. Grumble, Grumble grrrrrumble.

jajwrigh
11-09-2003, 08:28 PM
you know you've been doing fall clean-ups when...

you find yourself outside an hour after dark still blowing leaves that you can't see because you dread returning the next day to finish

you find that the floor mats in your truck have been replaced with several inches of maple leaves

you find yourself dreaming of snow so all these leaves will dissapear

PetalsandPines
11-09-2003, 08:52 PM
When your done with a leaf cleanup and you have your magnificent 30 foot long neat pile in the street and your staring down the neighborhood kids with the look of death.. And you know they are just waiting for you to leave so they can freak it all up.:mad:

turfsolutions
11-09-2003, 09:24 PM
You know its leaf cleanup season when you keep thinking the phone is ringing, then realize its just your ears ringing.

When you go into the corner store to buy a cup of coffee and everyone looks at you like you just stepped out of a smoke stack, and you smell like it too.

When you start cursing at the wind.

You wanna hear something crazy though, I actually don't mind the leaves. Its great money, the lawns look great right now, and the townships around hear have curbside pickup. Hang in there, Winter is almost here.

HOMER
11-09-2003, 11:24 PM
Stihl backpack......$420.00
Commercial mowers $7-10,000.
Leaf loaders..........?????????

A steady wind blowing in the direction that you need it to...............priceless!

Remsen1
11-10-2003, 02:20 PM
when you do a quick estimate in your head for every property you drive by.

amass350
11-10-2003, 02:53 PM
you said it Remsen

GarPA
11-10-2003, 05:13 PM
when you are working about a half mile from the truck, are sure you have plenty of gas in the tank, and all of a sudden it dies....you first say s---...then you remember that the vac system drains it a whole lot faster....happened about 3 hours ago...what an idiot I am

rodfather
11-10-2003, 05:21 PM
You have to use twice as much shampoo cause of all the leaf dust in your hair.

Q-Team Inc
11-10-2003, 06:14 PM
You know its clean-up time when your leaf pile is bigger than your brush pile at your dump site.

OR

You know its clean-up time when you accidentally catch your leaf pile on fire with your truck exhaust at your dump site backing up on the pile because you don't want to push the pile up with the Bobcat cause it hasen't been above 45 in a week.:D

lawn jockey
11-10-2003, 07:22 PM
You know its clean up time when..........Your riding on your mower its sunny out your watching all of the leaves get sucked uo.AND THEN YOU WAKE UP!!! And realize you get to go out and do it for another 10 freakin hours

Ax Man
11-10-2003, 07:46 PM
When you are sucking up the last bit of the day (in the dark)and you can see the leaf dust burning on top of the vacs muffler.

When you can't wait for some other season to start!

Black Water
11-10-2003, 08:02 PM
You know you've been doing fall cleanups when you blow your nose, and it looks like you've been snorting tobacco spit.

You know you've been doing fall cleanups when you fart dust.:D

mottster
11-10-2003, 08:06 PM
You know you've been doing clean-ups when:

You can tell which leaves belong to which tree. Even after they've been shredded into dime size chunks.

You ask your coworkers to smile so you can see them in the dim light of the dust cloud surrounding you.

You lose count of how many times you've emptied your Walker within the past 10 minutes.

You are mistaken for Chimney sweepers.

After the constant retracing of your mower paths to pick up blowing leaves you begin to sing out loudly, "Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow"

EastProLawn
11-11-2003, 09:03 AM
Leaves ? I need to clean-up the leaves?:D

teamgeo
11-11-2003, 10:22 AM
how bout when your ramming your arm into the tube for the vac because a stupid little twig clogged everything up

proenterprises
11-11-2003, 12:30 PM
oh boy these are all to true

Lazer_Z
11-11-2003, 01:43 PM
Remsen1 been there done that every prop i look at i'm like "ok i can get x amount for this prop" and then i can get xx amount for the prop right next to it"

And don't get me started about cursing the wind out
blower is full blast ear protection on and i can still hear myself cursing out the wind like it's a person
but this year i have a upper hand i bought myself a w/b blower

Please keep them comming guys i love reading these types of posts

KenH
11-11-2003, 04:21 PM
.......you have to start 1/2 hour later to give the leaves time to thaw out from last nights hard frost.:mad: :mad:

rodfather
11-11-2003, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by KenH
.......you have to start 1/2 hour later to give the leaves time to thaw out from last nights hard frost.:mad: :mad:


Or more...

Tvov
11-11-2003, 04:45 PM
LOL!

Remsen1
11-11-2003, 04:59 PM
Farting dust! That's a good one. Hasn't happened to me yet, so I guess I haven't been doing cleanups for TOO long yet.