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bobbygedd
02-02-2004, 04:56 PM
for hire: one dominant male. skills are-customer service, collections. pay- $10 bucks an hour and two 30 packs per week. also must relocate mother in law-far away as possible. call to set up interview

randosh4
02-02-2004, 05:22 PM
I will take the $10.00 and the BEER you keep the motherinlaw

:D

olderthandirt
02-02-2004, 05:34 PM
Deal send # save me the trouble of having to use all my great people skills up in a yr or 2

Mac

DUSTYCEDAR
02-02-2004, 06:37 PM
This is great
do u have any references?
will the mother-in-law travail in a crate?
do i have to supply all the beer at once or ration it out over the week?
R U SCARED OF THE DARK?

bobbygedd
02-02-2004, 06:48 PM
mother in law will travel in a crate, just untie and remove gag after opening crate. and watch for "caution" signs, hate to see you break your hammer on her head while opening crate. beer, well, we can do a 30 pack on mondays, another on fridays. references..... sure, schedule in advance, and if they sound like they are choking, just ignore it. afraid of the dark? my man, i aint fraid of nuttin

DUSTYCEDAR
02-02-2004, 06:52 PM
sounds good lets do lunch
how about sat at 1

johnhenry
02-02-2004, 07:32 PM
2 -30packs a week.You are selling your self short.How about a keg a week .I'll even throw in some Irish whiskey.

bobbygedd
02-02-2004, 08:09 PM
wish i could dusty. bad timing for me. rod and i actually planned on going, but due to family matters, can't swing it. there will be other times . we will hook up sooner or later

DUSTYCEDAR
02-02-2004, 08:25 PM
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

bobbygedd
02-02-2004, 08:31 PM
don't cry dusty. rod will be there. and he will probly bring old snaggletooth(my wifes mother) as a date. i'm really sorry man, i'm sure you heard what happened. i'm having relatives come down from long island on saturday, and sunday is my boys birthday.

Expert Lawns
02-08-2004, 08:16 PM
2-30 packs? That's breakfast