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Expert Lawns
08-31-2004, 11:02 PM
Just wondering if anyone has obtained customers just because they are so darn good looking. I, for one, have had such luck.

HOMER
08-31-2004, 11:04 PM
You got my business big guy!:rolleyes:

locutus
08-31-2004, 11:07 PM
Your wife is going to kill you for stretching out those pumps, not to mention her panties and bra. I would never have quessed that you, of all people, were a transtesticle.

Expert Lawns
08-31-2004, 11:13 PM
geez, lay off man. not like it's a full time gig. just on the weekends when i want to kick back with a few zimas and the latest edition of Oprah magazine

locutus
08-31-2004, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by Expert Lawns
geez, lay off man. not like it's a full time gig. just on the weekends when i want to kick back with a few zimas and the latest edition of Oprah magazine I'd like to take this oppotunity to state that I am not an anti-transvestite.

Acute Cut
08-31-2004, 11:16 PM
I guess a guy with your .......... special abnormality might get more buinsess based strickly on his good looks. Not in the lawn care profession for sure, but i am sure there are places where you would make a killing in San Fransico.:confused:

dkeisala
08-31-2004, 11:44 PM
OH....MY....GOD...THIS HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST DAMN THING I HAVE SEEN ON HERE!!! THANK YOU!

DALMlawn&landscaping
08-31-2004, 11:47 PM
damn, thats the hardest i laughed since like, last tuesdays.:D :D

Turf Dancer
09-01-2004, 01:17 AM
You could get shot around here for even showing that picture!

snippy
09-01-2004, 06:56 AM
That takes "balls" to post a pic like that of yourself on a public forum. :D

GrassBlaster
09-01-2004, 09:31 AM
I think I get a lot of jobs based on my looks. Naturally, I was inspired early on by Bobby Gedd's physique, so I have spent a lot of time in the gym.....

Wells
09-01-2004, 10:15 AM
Grass Blaster,

I guess you haven't seen Bobby lately..................
He's been spending way too much time on lawnsite instead of working out.
I'll post his latest picture.

Randy Scott
09-01-2004, 10:39 AM
Three words, "lock and load"!

Gravely_Man
09-01-2004, 12:25 PM
These are some very interesting pictures to say the least.


Gravely_Man

Firstclasslawn
09-01-2004, 12:46 PM
Why is it that I actually believe you

Steve1
09-01-2004, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Wells
Grass Blaster,

I guess you haven't seen Bobby lately..................
He's been spending way too much time on lawnsite instead of working out.
I'll post his latest picture.

I don't know which is worse - the fact that you actually posted that picture or, that I actually saw it with my own two eyes!

Please - grab some scissors and jab out my short term memory!

bobbygedd
09-01-2004, 06:22 PM
or the fact that i'm gonna pulverize you for doing it

broken leg
09-01-2004, 07:25 PM
Well I like women my girl friend goes to the jobs with me and helps. All my wife does is work all day at the health department she's an RN come home and take care of the children and clean house I need more time to myself. The female customers can't keep there hands off me. The picture is me and my girl

PMLAWN
09-01-2004, 07:40 PM
And I thought that you were asking if we got jobs because of our good looking lawns! LMAO

Acute Cut
09-01-2004, 08:34 PM
Steve1:
What is worse is that you have to wonder why he had this pic anyways? Keeping it stored on his computer for what reason? That is the truely disturbing thought.

Bobby:
Dont be offended man. It happens to us all once we get our zero turns. Work less and see what happens? My employee a few years ago said my Lazer was a "Lazier".

lawnjockey51
09-01-2004, 09:12 PM
So when you're zipping around on that ZTR, do you get a chill when the wind blows up your skirt? Hey, it could be a new way to stay cool in the summer.

pcnservices
09-01-2004, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by Wells
I guess you haven't seen Bobby lately..................

Yea, what happened to his mullet?:D

Expert Lawns
09-02-2004, 01:46 PM
am I better looking than Bobby? i think him and i are in a tight race for sexiest lawnsite member

bobbygedd
09-02-2004, 05:07 PM
you better get that picture out of here, some people really believe that's me

Wells
09-02-2004, 09:28 PM
Sorry Bobby.....
I'll post one of your older pics.

rshofcols
09-02-2004, 10:23 PM
ROFLMAO thanks for the laughs guys,those pics were very funny.Disturbing but very funny

LAWNS AND MOWER
09-02-2004, 10:30 PM
Ok back to the thread....... YES, those horny, undersexed housewives go nuts when they see me pull up. All over me like white on rice. Don't they realize that I have feelings too??? I hate it when I'm treated like a piece of meat.

Oh, Bobby, have you really turned that soft??????

bobbygedd
09-03-2004, 06:12 AM
thanx wells. i don't look like y YET, but after i make my first billion mowing lawns, i'll sit around everyday and eat tacos , i just may look like that

lawnworker
09-03-2004, 09:06 AM
Wells, I am in tears here.

burnandreturn
09-03-2004, 10:54 AM
I need a bigger monitor to view all of Bobby!

Forest
09-03-2004, 11:43 AM
I spend way to much time at the gym! LOL. Need I say anymore?!:p

C:\Documents and Settings\Gary\Desktop\fat kid.jpg


Sorry, I had to do it!:D



JK B.T.W.

Eric 1
09-03-2004, 09:07 PM
oh man, i am crying from laughing so hard.

But like was said, how/why does he have that picture?:eek:

Wells, you need to be baned from posting pics.:alien:

Expert Lawns
09-03-2004, 09:52 PM
guys guys, i think we forgot that this thread is about me and my hot bod. not bobby and his neck blanket

Expert Lawns
09-05-2004, 04:47 PM
"Hi, I'm kinda shy but love to mow lawns"