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bobbygedd
12-21-2004, 09:13 PM
i regret to inform you, that you will not be blessed with my presence for the next several weeks. my family and i will be spending some time in that cockroach, vermin infested state that ric calls home. yes, by this time tomorrow i'll be on my 25th beer, and scratching my mesquito bites in a wretched little town called clearwater florida. but don't cry, i will return. may the lord bless you all and your families, and keep you safe and merry for christmas. have a great one

Gene $immons
12-21-2004, 09:14 PM
Have a nice Christmas Bobby !

danslawncare
12-21-2004, 09:17 PM
Have fun Bobby!

richard coffman
12-21-2004, 09:21 PM
drink a cold one for me Bobby, can't have any while the inlaw's are around. Merry christmas to you and your family.. I'll be stuck at home working on the fireplace and cutting wood.

Respectfully,

Richard/Owner :drinkup: :drinkup:

Ric
12-21-2004, 09:29 PM
BooBy BooBy BooBy

You will be only 108.36 miles north of your good old buddy Mr. Ric. After all if you have already traveled 1500 miles what is another 108.36 miles. I 75 south to exit 164 then 3 miles east on Hwy 17. Can't miss it. My gerbil is waiting to meet you. BTW here is a picture of me and my pet gerbil.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/Ricyard/Gator.bmp



Come on Down the water is warm and the fishing is great. You can be the bait.

bobbygedd
12-21-2004, 09:33 PM
which one is you, and which one is the gerbal?

trying 2b organic
12-21-2004, 09:36 PM
hahahahh, at least u are going to Florida, Im going to Winnipeg Manitoba. Have fun, Merry Christmas.

dcondon
12-21-2004, 09:40 PM
Bobbygedd, I have been to clearwater once. My x-girlfriend's grandparents lived there. It wasen't to bad. If you want lunch go to the Chilie's...........Buy one 16 ounce beer and get one free :) Have fun and be careful!!!!!!!!!!!!!

riches139
12-21-2004, 09:41 PM
Don't harrass the working LCO's while you're there.

Have a good holiday. :drinkup:

Ric
12-21-2004, 09:55 PM
which one is you, and which one is the gerbal?


BooBy

Come on down and meet both. Then you can decide which is which. BTW check out the orgasmic forum. Norm Al has made a post just for you.

http://www.lawnsite.com/showthread.php?p=869379#post869379

out4now
12-21-2004, 10:02 PM
Enjoy your vacation Bobby. :waving:

Sir mowsalot
12-21-2004, 10:37 PM
drink a cold one for me Bobby, can't have any while the inlaw's are around. Merry christmas to you and your family.. I'll be stuck at home working on the fireplace and cutting wood.

Respectfully,

Richard/Owner :drinkup: :drinkup:


wHATS THE MATTER WITH YOUR FIREPLACE? Im asking because if you have any quesitons i might can help. My brother has a chimney business and i help him during the winter months.

grass_cuttin_fool
12-21-2004, 10:46 PM
Merry christmas Bobby and travel safe

all degree
12-21-2004, 11:02 PM
NJ will miss a great citizen like you.

lawnman_scott
12-21-2004, 11:51 PM
Good luck in our fine state. There are dog tracks in tampa and st pete if you need to fill your gambling habits.

fga
12-22-2004, 12:18 AM
Bob,
you driving or flying?
if you see a 6x12 enclosed trailer, tow that baby up. they sell dirt cheap there. as an incentive, you can put your mother in law in it for the ride!

Del9175
12-22-2004, 12:37 AM
I'm on my way out of FL tomorrow. Now I'm almost afraid to go. No telling what shape this state will be in after Hurricane Gedd comes through. Just kidding, have a good time. Should be 75 degrees or so on thursday.

ToroLover
12-22-2004, 01:44 AM
Mr. Gedd, I can only think of one member that may miss you. But while you are gone though, maybe "gus" can join the forum and try to replace you. He's already tried to replace you once. Wishing you a safe and happy holiday from your friend in possum country. :waving:

richard coffman
12-22-2004, 02:17 AM
wHATS THE MATTER WITH YOUR FIREPLACE? Im asking because if you have any quesitons i might can help. My brother has a chimney business and i help him during the winter months.

I've got 2 fireplaces to work on actually. one is a heritage fireplace, kinda old, and the other, i can't remember. need to clean the flue, and inspect for safeness, sure don't want to burn the house down. it get's might cold here in the mountains of Utah this time of year. it's been 3 or 4 years since they've been used. Have fun in Florida Bobby, we'll all miss ya.

Respectfully,

Richard/Owner

GreenMonster
12-22-2004, 08:38 AM
Bobby,

In an attempt to actually enjoy your stay in Clearwater, grab the silver cans and head to the beach for some eye candy!

Merry Christmas!

mmacsek
12-22-2004, 08:40 AM
I'll be leaving Dec. 26 for Ormond Beach, Fla... Daytona Beach area. I'll be staying for a week. My first time in Florida and looking forward to it. Merry Christmas Matt

YardPro
12-22-2004, 08:50 AM
looks like i'll be "following boby" in my car as he thinks i do in this site.

I'm heading down next week to get on a cruise ship.
i'll be in datoyna beach on the 2nd bobby if u want to get together and have an intellectual conversation LOL, :)

guess since i'm on your ignore list you won't hear me tell you happy vacation and merry christmas

bblawncareprofessionals
12-22-2004, 08:58 AM
You two can get together and prove to those golf cart'ers which of you carries the bigger shovel.

cutnedge
12-22-2004, 10:23 AM
You two can get together and prove to those golf cart'ers which of you carries the bigger shovel.
or which one can fill up a sand pail the quickest. :waving:

Norm Al
12-22-2004, 11:23 AM
while your in florida go get a dirtbike and go to bartow and ride!

http://www.motonews.com/mototalk2/files/280538-13724.jpg

Lux Lawn
12-22-2004, 11:29 AM
Enjoy the weather its got to be better there then back home this time of year.

Rhett
12-22-2004, 11:54 AM
Enjoy your vacation. Remember out state tourism moto. Welcome to Florida. Come on vacation and leave on probation.

Have a Safe Trip
Rhett :)

derek1
12-22-2004, 12:27 PM
Have fun Bobby I was just down and the weather was great. :waving:

Mico Landscaping design
12-22-2004, 12:41 PM
have fun.. Florida is awsome.. i use to live in clear water.. my sister is comin up from there this week...

Ric
12-22-2004, 01:02 PM
BooBy

Welcome to the sunshine state.

Be sure to stop by and see old man Ric and his pet gator.

http://www.vatsaas.org/rtv/misc/warnings/croco.jpg

launboy
12-22-2004, 04:35 PM
is there a foot also in that belly????

geogunn
12-22-2004, 08:20 PM
BOBBY WEASEL WELSHER KINKO BOY!!!

did I get all the names in before you left? I tried! LOL!

WEASEL--will you be driving? I can play AAA and select your route to enjoy some beautiful scenery and a very toothy grin on the roadside from someone you have been wanting to meet!!!

GEO :laugh:

SCAG POWER
12-22-2004, 09:40 PM
Well folks this is the time that we have been waiting for the Big Bobby Lawn and Garden road show is coming to Florida.Be the first in your area too attend this miracle event. Learn from the expert just every phase of dealing with all those tuff customers.

The cats out of bag on this one, now who wants tickets for this event get while they are HOT.


aLL KIDDING ASIDE bOBBY WELCOME T :help: O fLORIDA P.S. Bring MONEY and help keep our TAXES lOW,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Ric
12-22-2004, 11:24 PM
P.S. Bring MONEY and help keep our TAXES lOW,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Scag Power

Bring Money??? Are you kidding, BooBy with money??? GrandMa has paid for the plane tickets and BooBy is a guess in her home. If he can get out of the house alone it will be in GrandPa's 1967 Dodge Valiant with the slant 6. GrandMa Doesn't have a computer and BooBy will be back chomping at the bit to post more BS stories.

pcnservices
12-22-2004, 11:58 PM
Bobby have fun this holiday and have a very festive time while you are visiting Florida. Have a few toots on me too!
Hey, and be sure and stay out of Ric's way - he's got one mean-man-eating crocodile down there.

RICHIE K
12-23-2004, 06:55 AM
have fun bobby :cool2:


RICHIE K

www.kulakandcompany.com :blob3:

SCAG POWER
12-23-2004, 08:33 AM
Has any one , ever seen that movie call a leap of Faith with Steve Martin in it.
I like the part wheer he comes out and says I FEEL A HEALING COMMING ON

This will sure be an event to attened, The Bobby Mircial Lawn & Garden Expo in Fun and sun Clearwater Florida, I have over heard that the main topic fro this show will be I FEEL A SERVICE FEE COMMING ON.

Just some of the topice covered will be how to add additional service fees to the customers bill , but also get them to pay more.

We cant post any info just enough too get every warmed up for the show.Bobby will be passing at his new book of course for a Fee.

Well bobby we all cant wait ticket sales are just starting too come in, have a very safe trip down to Florida we cant wait for the show. payup payup :gunsfirin :gunsfirin

Ric
12-23-2004, 11:45 AM
Has any one , ever seen that movie call a leap of Faith with Steve Martin in it.
I like the part wheer he comes out and says I FEEL A HEALING COMMING ON

This will sure be an event to attened, The Bobby Mircial Lawn & Garden Expo in Fun and sun Clearwater Florida, I have over heard that the main topic fro this show will be I FEEL A SERVICE FEE COMMING ON.

Just some of the topice covered will be how to add additional service fees to the customers bill , but also get them to pay more.

We cant post any info just enough too get every warmed up for the show.Bobby will be passing at his new book of course for a Fee.

Well bobby we all cant wait ticket sales are just starting too come in, have a very safe trip down to Florida we cant wait for the show. payup payup :gunsfirin :gunsfirin

Scag Power

I can see it now.
How to be a bullionaire by BooBy Bull. Special Clearwater Florida Seminar prices only $ 1500.00
Yes fans this one hour seminar by BooBy Bull PhD (Piled high and Deep) teaches the fine art of over charging and how to loose PITA customers (which in BooBy's Case is all of them).

Topic will include but not limited too the following.

1. Why you have to pay and additional $ 500.00 on top of the already $ 1500 to attend this seminar. subtitled Airfare Surcharge.

2. Oh you actually were expecting something in return for your money. That be an other $ 500.00. Titled Educational Surcharge.

3. Your Visa card didn't clear in a timely fashion SurCharge.

4. Tell the PITA to pay or else. Titled How to loose customer and build a bad reputation. BTW there is only a $ 100.00 SurCharge for this section of the seminar.

5. How to get around ever admitting you are wrong, By BooBy Bull. Titled Changeing the subject to blow up dolls. BTW the surcharge for this section is only the price of a Blow up doll of which BooBy gets a healthy discount due to volume ordering.

6. Question and Answer section at the end of Seminar. Titled Get out your credit card you haven't bended over enough, Surcharge.

rodfather
12-23-2004, 12:41 PM
ROTFLMAO...that was too much Ric :D

Ric
12-23-2004, 01:17 PM
Rodfather

I hope BooBy Bull is enjoying our wonderful unusual weather. This week we are offering Plenty of Liquid Sunshine, low temperatures, high dew point with plenty of wind at 16 mph.

http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/getForecast?query=Clearwater+Florida

BooBy

Welcome to paradise. Hope you enjoy your stay on GrandMa's couch. How if you do get a chance to drive Grandpa's 1967 Dodge Valiant with the powerful slant 6, Please do so carefully. Since the population of Clearwater is about 87% over the age of 80 you will need to drive defensively. Please pay attention to local traffic. Nothing over 15 MPH and then only on the interstate. BTW left hand turns from the right hand lane are perfectly legal in Clearwater.

I am sure this should be a very memorable visit for you.

Y'all come back now.

Mo Green
12-24-2004, 06:51 PM
That is some funny stuff Ric.

We'll miss you while your gone, BobbyGod. Have a safe trip. And be sure to watch out for the "mullet surcharge" in Florida. They can spot a guy from Jersey a mile away.

geogunn
12-25-2004, 02:02 AM
...if you do get a chance to drive Grandpa's 1967 Dodge Valiant with the powerful slant 6.....[/SIZE]

hey c'mon RIC--thinking back on it those slant 6 rocked!!!

compared to any 6 ford or chevy offered for the next 20 years!

GEO :waving:

Ric
12-25-2004, 06:29 PM
GEO

Yes they WERE fairly fast IN THEIR DAY for a 6, BUT.


Mo Green

Funny you should bring up the MULLET. Just today my kids ask me if I ever had a MULLET. I can't tell you how relieved they were, when I said no. The younger generation are like me in the fact they think the MULLET is the worst hair do to ever come along. However I am told that no respectable mob guy would be without one, along with the gold chains and white shoes. BTW I did have to confess to a DA back in the 1950's

Now we were having lunch at the time at Nikki Beach. Kind of Christmas under the Coconut trees. I am afraid Kris wouldn't be able of contained himself due to the large number of topless sunbathers. I am planning to be there for New Years Eve also. www.nikkibeach.com However we couldn't help to think how lucky all you northerns are, to have snow for Christmas. I am sure you all are very excited about the snow. Since I have never seen snow, I really don't know how much fun it can be. Unfortunately Miami was 79 degrees today and not exactly snow weather.

jimslawns
12-25-2004, 07:55 PM
Poor Poor booby!!!!, I am surprised crocodiles eat NJ finest? Probably what killed him, Bad meat!!!! :rolleyes:

K c m
12-25-2004, 08:10 PM
by this time tomorrow i'll be on my 25th beer,

no you won't (|)y

Harleyboy52
12-26-2004, 12:34 AM
Hey Ric, I'll bet that only a few of us on this site know what a DA is. I was just a little to young for one when they were popular. You had to tell your parents that they were called a duck tail.

Mo Green
12-26-2004, 12:44 AM
My grandfather has been a barber for 70 years. He started when he was 20 and still cuts a couple of heads at 90. Anyway, he used to talk alot about the DA hair cut. My dad had one, only he called it a Duck's Ass.

Mo Green
12-26-2004, 12:45 AM
Hey Ric... I know what your saying about the mullet. I just like to tease Bobby about it. lol

Ric
12-27-2004, 12:08 PM
Hey Ric... I know what your saying about the mullet. I just like to tease Bobby about it. lol


Mo Green

I am not so sure that BooBy's MULLET isn't keeping his neck warm. I sure hope the MULLET keeps the sun off his neck, I would hate to see BooBy as a Southern Red Neck. The new tess will be Florida's weather and BooBies wonderful vacation. Clearwater has been cold and wet as well as the rest of Florida. The cold front moved in with BooBy and won't go away until after BooBy leaves. Thursday before New Years we are expected to warm up once again. I have been wearing long Underwear and I am over a 100 miles south of BooBies wonderful vacation spot.

My kids are in Miami and I went to Miami for X-Mas to be with them. My son lives on Collins Ave in an area reffered to as South of 5th. Miami beach was warm and sunny X-mas day. But the minute I crossed the Causeway I could not see the sun. In Fact we haven't seen the sun here in over 10 days. This of course is very unsusal weather for Florida, But then the weather has been bad all over. But leave in to BooBy to pick his vacations like he picks his customers.

bobbygedd
12-28-2004, 09:48 PM
it took me all this time to get grandmas computer up, but here i am. still here ric, and tommorow, i'm comming looking for you.

Lux Lawn
12-28-2004, 09:52 PM
Welcome back Bobby.

Ric
12-28-2004, 11:21 PM
it took me all this time to get grandmas computer up, but here i am. still here ric, and tommorow, i'm comming looking for you.


BooBy

Glad you are still in Florida. We are about to get our normal weather back. After two weeks we finally saw sun today. Of course this has to do with the whole countries weather pattern. It was actually illegal to drive in some parts of the Midwest because of heavy snow fall. It would be real Irony if you only had one day of any kind of weather. Just thing had you come two weeks earlier or two weeks later GrandMa would not of wasted her money. Of course after two weeks in the same house with GrandMa and nothing but warm Silver Bullets, it might be a long time before GrandMa springs again. BTW did GrandMa say any words like BETTY FORD to you?

Now I will be around tomorrow so come on down. You have the direction and I have my pet Gator. Now just call should you get lost. What time should WE expect you? BTW when it is cold reptiles go dormant and don't eat. Now that it is warming up, Gerbil my pet gator is getting hungry.

bobbygedd
12-29-2004, 02:39 PM
and when i get there, you best not have that crappy attitude, i'd hate to have to teach you some manners right in front of all your customers, AND your pet gerbil and male negro blowup doll.

Ric
12-29-2004, 03:07 PM
and when i get there, you best not have that crappy attitude, i'd hate to have to teach you some manners right in front of all your customers, AND your pet gerbil and male negro blowup doll.


BooBy

I have been waiting all day long for you. Even have the Tea and Crumpets ready to serve. But Noooooo BooBy has not showed up yet.

Now I have offered you a multitude of One way sight seeing trip to the everglades and even a Fishing trip where you can be the bait, Talk about first hand experience with the fishes. But still no BooBy.

OK I will break down and even let you bring your Blow up doll of your choice with you. Sorry you have to supply your own since I not aware of where to purchase them. However on our way to the Everglades there is a porn shop just outside city limits. I have never been in it even though they called on me to do inside pest control. This was one of the few jobs I passed on, since My truck would have been seen in the parking lot. BTW BooBY what type of Bug attacks Geez as a food source?? Would that be a BooBy Beetle???

PS BooBy I honestly hope you are not back home in New Jerky. After two weeks the Sun has finally come out and we are 70 degrees. Yes still below normal for this time of year. However compared to the Brown Snow of the North East, it would be heaven to you.

BTW I am honored to think your first two posts after vacation would be directed at me. Jodi ask me if I missed you. Sure I told her, after all what other Idiot can I pick on so easy and really mean it.

jaguar4000
12-29-2004, 03:08 PM
come and have a great time bobby! but when you return home please tell everybody about all the mosquitoe bites and the roaches that crawled over you while you were sleeping.

Ric
12-29-2004, 03:24 PM
come and have a great time bobby! but when you return home please tell everybody about all the mosquitoe bites and the roaches that crawled over you while you were sleeping.


Jaguar

After all the Silver Bullets that BooBy has each day before passing out. He was thinking he had Hives.

No BooBy those aren't bug bites, you are allergic to Florida.

BTW those Large Cockroaches that your kids are putting saddles on, Are called Palmetto Bugs. Be thankful for the cold weather Fire Ants are dormant below 70 degrees. Welcome to Florida.

Y'all Come Back Now