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CelticGreens
03-09-2005, 09:03 PM
hey everyone, i just read that halarious post about slogans. i am pretty happy with mine, but i wanted to come up with a reall funny and outragous slogan/comic pic or something for t shirts. of course i wont be wearing these on the jobs, but i'd liek to make like 20 to hand out to friends. something like, "We'll mow your lawns and steal your wives" something stupid like that. Anyone got anything good????

tonygreek
03-09-2005, 09:09 PM
that's a brilliant strategy. maybe go with something like:

"Cutting Your Lawn, While Undercutting the IRS"

the "any publicity is good publicity" theory is a marketing fallacy.

CelticGreens
03-09-2005, 09:10 PM
hey tony,

chill out, i understand that i made a stupid mistake. just drop it.

tonygreek
03-09-2005, 09:18 PM
sorry. forgot the smiley face: :)
i thought it was amusing...

dropped.

MMLawn
03-09-2005, 09:31 PM
Sorry dude you just made it TOO Easy yesterday. You're going get ragged for a while on that one. :waving:


Celtic Greens "We don't pay no stinkin' taxes" :)


i am going to be paying two guys under the table this year, combined totalling $23/hour, thats like $35,000 for the year. i need to find away to hide this for my taxes? do you guys know of any little short cuts that i can use as expenses or what not to hide the 35000 im expensing for labor?

how do you guys cut corners on taxes? im not looking to cheat my taxes, but for instance i can put 20% of my income into a tax free mutual fund....stuff like that. help me out, this is only my second year and need to become more knowledgable in this category.

Carolina Cutter
03-09-2005, 09:40 PM
Sorry dude you just made it TOO Easy yesterday. You're going get ragged for a while on that one. :waving:


Celtic Greens "We don't pay no stinkin' taxes" :)


Yep the best thing for him to do is to change his name like sooo many others have done.

Oh I got one........

S. screw the IRS
C. Can they catch me?
R. Report my income....NO WAY!
U. Underbid? Anytime I get the chance
B. Be insured??? WHY...thats just a waste of my profits..


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Mo Green
03-09-2005, 10:35 PM
Yep the best thing for him to do is to change his name like sooo many others have done.

Oh I got one........

S. screw the IRS
C. Can they catch me?
R. Report my income....NO WAY!
U. Underbid? Anytime I get the chance
B. Be insured??? WHY...thats just a waste of my profits..


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
ROTFLMAO.........

mownredneck
03-09-2005, 11:25 PM
How bout "Take a good look at this shirt, cause its fixin to come off!" or " Show me tits and this shirts yours!"

Axl
03-09-2005, 11:28 PM
That is hilarious mownredneck

Updog
03-09-2005, 11:58 PM
Some of you guys have no tact.

CelticGreens
03-10-2005, 12:06 AM
haha nice, i like it

mdmowerman
03-10-2005, 12:12 AM
Everyone else just sucks!

Carolina Cutter
03-10-2005, 01:16 AM
Somehow I knew you would

Soupy
03-10-2005, 02:06 AM
hey everyone, i just read that halarious post about slogans. i am pretty happy with mine, but i wanted to come up with a reall funny and outragous slogan/comic pic or something for t shirts. of course i wont be wearing these on the jobs, but i'd liek to make like 20 to hand out to friends. something like, "We'll mow your lawns and steal your wives" something stupid like that. Anyone got anything good????

Celtics suck and we blow!

promower
03-10-2005, 02:15 AM
Front of shirt: CELTIC GREENS

Back of shirt: SCREW THE IRS!

Now theres a slogan that should get some attention!
:D :D I'm just messing with ya, here at LS we forgive but we dont forget!!

CelticGreens
03-10-2005, 03:38 PM
yeah apparently no one forgets. ill be hearin about this for years

Precision
03-10-2005, 04:54 PM
how about front Picture of a stack of 100's with the logo Celtic's Green

on the back IRS with the circle and a line thru it.

mownredneck
03-10-2005, 11:04 PM
"I work for celtic greens and all I get is this stupid t shirt"

Axl
03-10-2005, 11:07 PM
Celtic Greens: first we'll trim your bush, then we'll mow your lawn :D
Spring Special for our Female Clientel

Norm Al
03-10-2005, 11:17 PM
"if clinton can do monica,,,we can do you!"<----your lawn that is!

newleaflandscape
03-10-2005, 11:25 PM
Landscapers plant it deeper

Watkinslawnservice
03-11-2005, 01:24 PM
Kickin' grass and takin' names

Watkinslawnservice
03-11-2005, 01:25 PM
Cetic greens- let us put a little Irish in ya!

Watkinslawnservice
03-11-2005, 01:27 PM
Got Grass?

Watkinslawnservice
03-11-2005, 01:28 PM
Your grass is mine!

ltlbull
03-11-2005, 02:28 PM
We'll mow your lawn inside and out............

get it??