I hear ya
I carry a tube of Desitin in the glove box and have for years. Already had my first rash this year and it was no picnic but Desitin saved the day.. Hydrocortizone also works very well. There is nothing like the look on a customers face when they see me mowing thier yard and doing the duckwalk at the same time. When the rash hits I will do anything to keep those but cheeks apart!
Great post MOW ED! Had me laughing.