Choctaw - you need to find you a milk-producing goat like the one they were talking about on the news. Its in India and its being 'worshipped'. People have offered up to a million dollars for it and they travel hundreds of miles just to drink the milk. The reason? Its a milk producing MALE goat...
I was going to say something about their milking method but it may not be appropriate on this forum.... I sure as heck wouldnt drink that milk.