Answering calls promptly, being punctual, concentrating on the customers NEEDS and desires
Okay, how's this:
"Call today, I'll answer promptly. If I'm not ten minutes early for your appointment, I'm ten minutes late. I'll satisfy your hunger and lust for illumination."
Actually, the whole needs and desires thing is reminiscent of my old psych 101 days and Freud stuff. It all comes down to sex and death. How's this:
"Mike M will fulfill your needs and desires. Without me, darkness is death."
Sorry, man, I'm having my first cervesa in a week.