"Professional Squirrel hunter"
I love to hunt the local squirrels full time with my Gamo (1,200 ft per sec) air gun with a scope. I'd like to be paid a few bucks per squirrel, being able to walk around the town blowing these rats out of the trees! Have an "official permit" allowing me to enter people's property w/o asking permission.
Maybe a "siren" for the truck (?) ha ha.
Laugh if you want but squirrels do MILLIONS of dollars worth of damage in Florida yearly.