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Old 06-01-2010, 05:59 PM
cozymonkey cozymonkey is offline
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Denver, CO
Posts: 111
things I have heard just this year

I am hiring you because my last company left the gate open and my dog got out, then he drowned in the pond down the street

I had a lady tell me after I trimmed her bushes that they looked like poodles and that if she had wanted her bushes to look like poodles she would have called a mobile pet groomer and to never cut them that way again

the best one yet this year is I had a lady fire me because I was mowing too soon after her sprinklers watered and we were "stealing/bagging up all the water she had just paid for to water her lawn" Therefore I was really just making it more expensive to water the lawn. Old ladys crack me up
A and P Lawn
2002 F-250 diesel work horse
1986 F-250 plow truck
2007 F-150 Boss's ride

6x12 landscaping trailer with:
2 bluebird aerators
1 bluebird power rake
2 toro 22" walk behinds
1 worldlawn 28" walk behind
1 wright stander 48"
2 stihl trimmers
2 husqvarna backpack blowers

1400 sq ft garage with tons of other misc equipment

Oh and my typing sucks because of that chick in the blue jersey and white shorts whats that ad for?
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