Hey man, I have a great idea of how to get your mower to stripe that southern grass!
Just tie or chain a few fire hydrants to the back of the mower, those 400lbs of metal will make some stripes for sure.
Watch out when you turn though, they might take out plants, grass, and any other vegetation, but thats just an excuse to up sell your services right? Oh, sure, you'll have to replace your hydro pumps every few weeks, but the stripes will look good.
Just Kidding, show us some pictures of your lawns man!
If then God so clothe the grass, wich is today in the field, and tomorrow is cast into the oven; how much more [will he clothe] you, O ye of little faith? (Luke 12:28)
For if we live, we live to the Lord, and if we die, we die to the Lord. So then, whether we live or whether we die, we are the Lord's. (Romans 14:8)