He is from cali... he is jealous of:
And we don't have Pelosi
Other than that he will be your buddy if you agree with him all the time, and don't mention that his State is BROKE.
Where I am the wind blows between 10-30 mph all the time, and this year has been worse than that. Also we havn't dipped under 103 in a week and a half.
Also no rain for 6 MONTHS???? OMG that sounds like a good year to me. Honestly I can't remember the last time it rained, we had some scattered showers with the last storm in the gulf but it missed me.