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Old 12-20-2012, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Darryl G View Post
Response for the single mom line:

It sounds like you need to choose your sex partners more carefully.

Responses for the "I'm retired and on a fixed income" line:

1) That's great! Do you think you could fix mine for me?
2) I'm sorry, but your lack of retirement planning is not my problem. I need to charge enough to avoid making the same mistake you did.
man that made me laugh out loud... i would love to see someones face if that was said to them...

I was at subway a month or so ago and this kid about 5-6 years old pushed me a little i looked down he said get the f$$k out of my way. The parents looked as if he had won a gold metal... my response was should have used a condom... they didn't take to kindly lol
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