Your telling me that its not possible to set up a business, launch a great marketing campaign, get a lot of customers... BUT WAIT. I have to do the work myself? Okay, why don't you go and tell that to the most successful companies out there or all the multi millionaires/billionaires?
You missed your calling dude. You belong on late night TV hawking your motivational BS CD for $19.95- but if they call within 15 minutes you'll send them two.
You remind me of Michael J Fox in the old TV series Family Ties.