Originally Posted by Groomer
If you seriously did not make that up that is probably THE funniest @#$ paragraph I have ever read in the entire time I've had the internet!
I swear it's the truth, but I did leave one thing out. The elderly lady was my aunt, the widow of a pentecostal minister...about the most proper lady you can imagine. So can you imagine my surprise? I really was speechless, which was probably a good thing.