Most people overlook that the majority of our electricity is produced by burning coal, don't they?
This one isn't really an accusation but a funny misunderstanding. Lots of people do not understand that the hole is moved daily on golf greens. I worked with an excavating contractor once and showed him a sketch with elevations shot every 5 feet along lines from approximate center of green to beyond green banks that were shown every 15 degrees all the way around from 0 to 360. Where all the lines crossed it looked like spokes in a wheel. He said to me "That's where the hole goes, huh? We better throw a drain in there."